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The X-man cometh
Nov 1, 2009
lovely snipe

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Jan 24, 2006

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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Did OJ ever look devastated or cry or anything over his wife being brutally murdered and all that?

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Did OJ ever look devastated or cry or anything over his wife being brutally murdered and all that?

Well there was the whole suicide note and holding a gun to his head in the back of the Bronco.

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Cubone posted:

I always assumed an orenthal was a bird for some reason. it sounds like a bird doesn't it. "I saw the most beautiful orenthal down at the marsh, perched in the reeds"

well I looked it up, it's not a bird, and now I'm mad

Are you thinking of the word "ornithology" (the study of birds)?

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Petition to formally name the study of murderers Orenthalogy

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

I. M. Gei posted:

lotta normal posting in the C-SPAM thread rn

this thread also taught me that OJ had a TV show where he raps in the theme song, which is :nws: because it has topless women's boobs in it

juiced owns

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Did OJ ever look devastated or cry or anything over his wife being brutally murdered and all that?

On one hand, everyone deals with grief, ESPECIALLY sudden, violent murder related grief, differently and we shouldn't compartmentalize reactions into 'acceptable' and 'suspicious'.

On the other he basically spent the rest of his life waving a 'I got away with murder' dick in society's face over and over, so I doubt it.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
he would joke about it lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


still the funniest thing to come out of elon's X (formally twitter)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Cornwind Evil posted:

On one hand, everyone deals with grief, ESPECIALLY sudden, violent murder related grief, differently and we shouldn't compartmentalize reactions into 'acceptable' and 'suspicious'.

On the other he basically spent the rest of his life waving a 'I got away with murder' dick in society's face over and over, so I doubt it.

He looks inconsolable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N56DgQ8kM20

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
lol i thought i imagined that show and its real??? hosed up

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



OJ Shuffle
https://youtu.be/JwGN32Ld-Ho?si=niBSeOvOejDlWURR

Your Family
Feb 18, 2023

I always liked that this was the first thing he ever posted on Twitter X:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcTKbr5q1Mw

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

davecrazy posted:

Well there was the whole suicide note and holding a gun to his head in the back of the Bronco.

Somehow I wasn't aware of (or just forgot) the suicide note, thanks (http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/suspect/note/).

Reading through it, there's a very striking lack of any sentiment along the lines of "oh my god I can't believe my wife was brutally murdered what monster could have done this"

Edit: I don't want to project/read into things too much but it really does come off like a guy trying to explain that deep down he feels he's not a bad person even though he did something awful terrible, without officially admitting to the crime. That wording of "I'm sorry for the Goldman family" is especially eyebrow-raising. Er, what are you apologizing to them for exactly...?

SidneyIsTheKiller fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Apr 13, 2024

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
All the shittiest crimes like violent murder and drunk driving have a solid backbone of mega-narcissism behind them.

Even when they're caught their cry for help is a "Can't the world BELIEVE that ~*I*~ resorted to such behavior?!?!?"

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
To answer someone's question. The Walmart daughter murdered someone with her car while drinking and driving. There's also a lot of people who seem to die around Kevin spacey.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Isn't that long post someone quoted here from a Michael Moore essay?

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I totally forgot that the trail revealed that OJ was having an affair with the girl from the Whitesnake videos.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawny_Kitaen

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bonzo posted:

I totally forgot that the trail revealed that OJ was having an affair with the girl from the Whitesnake videos.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawny_Kitaen

Tawny Kitaen??

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Did he kill her too?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Kevyn posted:

Did he kill her too?

Here I go again!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Kevyn posted:

Did he kill her too?

She would have killed him. She already beat up a one-armed baseball player.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hey! That's Enrico Pallazo!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

redshirt posted:

Tawny Kitaen??

I'm feeling Tawny and I can't Kitaen myself.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Hey! That's Enrico Pallazo!

:lmao:

Szyznyk posted:

She would have killed him. She already beat up a one-armed baseball player.

Wait, what?

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Who's the one-armed guy?? :stare:

quote:

On April 4, 2002, Finley filed for divorce three days after Kitaen was charged with committing domestic violence against him, twisting his ear and having beaten him repeatedly with a stiletto heel in the arm, leg and foot while he was driving a car in Orange County, California, two weeks earlier. In the divorce filings, he stated, "I am fearful that (Kitaen)... will harm herself or will harm others, including me or including my children."
I feel like beating someone with a stiletto heel is such an 80s video vixen thing to do

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The police thought it was odd that when OJ was told on the phone that Nicole had died he didn't ask how she had died.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

They also found it suspicious that OJ asked if they had found his glove

Jimbone Tallshanks fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Apr 14, 2024

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Secks Cauldron posted:

Who's the one-armed guy?? :stare:

I confused Chuck Findlay for Jim Abbott. drat California Angels.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Next you’ll tell me Wally Joyner is the same as Rod Carew!

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Next you’ll tell me Wally Joyner is the same as Rod Carew!

Rod Carew would never get his rear end beat by a bit player from The New WKRP in Cincinnati.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Rod Carew, not dead
But guess who is, hall of famer OJ Simpson

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

He's no Steve Garvey

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Howard Stern always talked poo poo about OJ.
I'm curious to hear what he'll say on his show tomorrow.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyAPOLRHV9k

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

It's a goddamn loving tragedy that Norm is dead for this

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

wesleywillis posted:

Howard Stern always talked poo poo about OJ.
I'm curious to hear what he'll say on his show tomorrow.

Going to admit he's actually the one who killed OJ putting that mystery to bed once and for all.

Thank god cancer's name will finally be cleaned of this horrible crime. Still a bit weird that cancer put out that "if I did it" book

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Norm Macdonald murdered Nicole so he could write oj jokes.

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Haptical Sales Slut posted:

Norm Macdonald murdered Nicole so he could write oj jokes.

we will never again know a comedian with this level of dedication

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