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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

JT Jag posted:

This rules. But as people in this thread have pointed out (and as Texans fans experienced prior to firing Easteby), it’s hard to be enthusiastic about the team when there’s a cancerous tumor making your personnel decisions

If pattern holds to form, the Jags will play like poo poo all this year but manage to find a way to eliminate the Texans from the playoffs in the final game of the year. I believe this is called, "the circle of life."

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Probably Magic posted:

If pattern holds to form, the Jags will play like poo poo all this year but manage to find a way to eliminate the Texans from the playoffs in the final game of the year. I believe this is called, "the circle of life."
Based purely on recent trends, I’m pretty sure it’s the Colts’ turn to do this

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
https://x.com/SportsRadio610/status/1782787864746398157

I do not like the blue outline on a red number however the H helmet is cool

I could be sold on the red helmet too but am ambivalent til I see more of it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Wow the H helmet got me kind of interested but the uni is poo poo

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
The red helmet rules, that should be their primary IMO

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I'd like it better if the blue was a little lighter to make it easier to see. or if the horns were white maybe?

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Apr 23, 2024

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Tbqh Im basically at the point now that if the Adams kids wont give us the Oilers stuff back ever we might as well just pick a whole new color scheme, we keep ending up with bland silliness right now imo

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

they should only wear the all red uniform imo, home and away

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
the all red's look neat, the new alternates look like some knock-off unlicensed video game crap. doug flutie's all pro foot ball 2005 stuff.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Texans are treading new ground: all black alternates

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Bismack Billabongo posted:

The red helmet rules, that should be their primary IMO

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The new primary blues(?) and whites look too much like the Falcons (which are bad to begin with).

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I feel like people are gaslighting me talking about how good the ketchup bottle unis are

or maybe it's just lobster shirt every time

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
The Unicolor red look is a bit much but I do like the red helmets.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

the red helmets are fine and even the ones they wore in previous years where it was just their normal logo was fine, the all red everything though? ew

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i have always loved the all red unis, they look ridiculous but it's awesome.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Apologies for Mike Florio, but, lol, lmao

https://x.com/profootballtalk/status/1783183870214414485?s=46

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

:cry:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
To be fair, Houston's new team could've come up with a more clever team name than the Texans. Congrats on defining yourselves as the best team in Texas, not the most impressive accomplishment considering your competition.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

the other options were pretty dire

it was texans, hellcats (soccer team rear end name), apollos (probably the best option), stallions (college rear end name) and wildcatters (what)

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

apollos would have been great, keep that space theme

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
hellcats rules, sorry

sounds like some poo poo that falls out of a texan’s mouth

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
If any team is the Wildcats of the NFL it's clearly Jacksonville.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Intruder posted:

wildcatters (what)

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wildcatdrilling.asp

guess it would have been in keeping with the energy industry theme of the oilers. significantly worse as a team name however.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
The Houston Hosses

good alliteration, fun mascot of a big fat blue collar fella

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Soul Glo posted:

hellcats rules, sorry

sounds like some poo poo that falls out of a texan’s mouth

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Houston Trout

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Should have just named themselves the Houston Rockets, that's a clear connection to their location and would cause no confusion whatsoever

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

they should have been called the houston astros 2

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

lobster shirt posted:

apollos would have been great, keep that space theme

:hmmyes:

RIP Orlando Apollos of AAF glory.

Soul Glo posted:

hellcats rules, sorry

sounds like some poo poo that falls out of a texan’s mouth

Hellcats would have been cool if they put an F6F on the side of the helmet

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

hellcats is an indoor soccer league team get that poo poo outta here

also it would have been too close to the aeros logo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I don't think this counts as doxing of any kind cause this was sent out by the Texans FB page but



drat that logo is sick. I would have liked that better than the H I think

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
https://x.com/1045thezone/status/1783648159228465316?s=46

Get this man protection and weapons, Ran

EvilBeard
Apr 24, 2003

Big Q's House of Pancakes

Fun Shoe
Protection: check.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
It’s big boy szn, 6’6” 342

And also:

https://x.com/dmrussini/status/1783662364128170322?s=46

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
https://x.com/tdavenport_nfl/status/1783665676181192869?s=46

Well ok then

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

not afc south related but lol at the falcons

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

lobster shirt posted:

not afc south related but lol at the broncos

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Insane draft. I would have gone fashanu but I’m not mad about it

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I trust Bill with Oline we got a star boys

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