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One time I went on a murder spree and the cops lit me on fire now I’m in heaven tho hah
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He held me down and tickled me til I peed. It's OK though, the next year I kicked him in the face and broke his nose. Ultimately he had the worst experience with cops, once he came out his 'brothers' wouldn't talk to him and he got put on domestic violence duty. I love my gay ex-cop brother, he still votes Trump from his husband's house in Alberta. E: his husband is way cooler than him and any time we all hang out near a pool it's time to dunk Jay and generally just gently caress with him.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:One time I went on a murder spree and the cops lit me on fire now I’m in heaven tho hah poo poo are you ok
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She kicked me out and we had to sell the house.
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One time my mom tossed a blanket to me in the backseat because the cop was ogling my 16 year-old tits a little too much. Probably that.
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a currently unhoused friend got woken up this morning by a cop kicking some of their teeth out seriously gently caress all cops
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My brothers and I were driving through Georgia years and years ago and we got pulled over in a speed trap that we didn't notice. So we open up the glove compartment to look for the registration and this jumpy young cop comes up to the window and gets scared and tells us not to do that and that if we were actually going for a weapon he'd "put two in our chest and one in our heads". Verbatim quote. We of course told him we were just getting the registration and his jumpy rear end calmed down enough to let us do that. I'm sure if we were minorities he might have just shot us instead. Georgia is a shithole state in terms of cops. I hate driving through it.
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R.L. Stine posted:poo poo are you ok Ya
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Do cops in the US actually make you say the ABC's backwards for sobriety test? Because I wouldn't be able to do that sober.
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The Real Amethyst posted:Do cops in the US actually make you say the ABC's backwards for sobriety test? Because I wouldn't be able to do that sober. lol yeah
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Apr 15, 2024 23:07
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It’s not even a legally valid test (obviously).
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Me and some boys drove from Maine to Quebec as 18 year olds for the party times and it was an ongoing series of full eagle searches, interrogation rooms, bad French...
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The Real Amethyst posted:Do cops in the US actually make you say the ABC's backwards for sobriety test? Because I wouldn't be able to do that sober. Well usually they make you do it forward but uh yeah it’s all bullshit because that poo poo doesn’t tell them your bac.
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I was so anxious about cops as a 16 year old driver that even though I never tried alcohol until I turned 21, I practiced saying the ABCs backwards in case a cop at a sobriety checkpoint asked me. Never got a chance to put it into use, but I can do it fast enough now that it'd probably be seen as a different sort of red flag.
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Waste of Breath posted:I was so anxious about cops as a 16 year old driver that even though I never tried alcohol until I turned 21, I practiced saying the ABCs backwards in case a cop at a sobriety checkpoint asked me. lol I do it almost every morning as a brainteaser, after just waking up. I stretch my ankles to it lol.
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The Real Amethyst posted:Do cops in the US actually make you say the ABC's backwards for sobriety test? Because I wouldn't be able to do that sober. I think that test and the hopscotch kinda things they make you do are really just there to trick you into saying “I couldn’t do this sober” since that’s an admission of intoxication and they can then arrest and blood test you.
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Robobot posted:I think that test and the hopscotch kinda things they make you do are really just there to trick you into saying “I couldn’t do this sober” since that’s an admission of intoxication and they can then arrest and blood test you. This is true. I was a juror on a DUI case and got informed specifically what was and wasn’t a valid NHTSA test. Cops try some loving bullshit, no surprise there.
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Can you just demand a blood test instead of playing their kindergarten recess games? Always wondered if you could.
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I think it depends on the state.
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