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Domus
May 7, 2007

Kidney Buddies
My one weird trick when dealing with policemen: Be white, young, female, and have a blind friend with a guide dog in the car. Works best if it’s a German shepherd. I was a terrible driver as a teenager, and it worked multiple times. One I rear ended someone and didn’t even have to show my insurance info. They just told me to pay more attention when driving. Sorry, dude in the blue Passat. I was a dumb kid and just did what the officer told me.

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