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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Worst experience you ever had with a cop?
 
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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


 In college, our apartment was broken into when I was in college and the superintendent went ahead and let the cops in since I and my roommates were in class.

We had probably half a pound of weed, a big water pipe and a few Lorcin .25 pistols sitting on the kitchen table in plain sight. Naturally I was loving terrified when my roommate called and let me know that there were three cops in our apartment casually browsing through our poo poo.

They dusted the place for fingerprints, asked if anything was missing (only a nearly worthless camera lens) and went on their way.

The fingerprinting stuff did permanently stain my white MacBook; still pretty salty about that.

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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009

redshirt posted:

lol I got jumped by a guy with a sledgehammer and we fought and I took the sledgehammer from him, and one of his eyes, but he was able to escape in an accomplice's vehicle.

I called the Boston PD and the cop shows up and is like a "Sigh" personified. I tell him all the details but he's just yah yah yahing me.

I give him the sledgehammer used to attack me, thinking he'll need it to dust for prints. He just sighs and shrugs and throws it in his trunk.

A day or two later I was in the Boston Detective HQ, expecting a lineup or some such but LOL to that. Honestly peering into the heart of their detective department made me want to become a Batman villain.

Did you give them the eye too?

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Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009

Beer_Suitcase posted:

I was in county jail in Texas in 2006. I'd gotten pulled over with no valid stickers on my car and expired license and they found the brass knuckles I had lost.

Anywho, I'd been in county for about 3 weeks and got made trustee so we had to move from the pod to main jail to go cook. We were waiting for the van to come get us and there is a big NO WEAPONS sign in the hallway. The CO watching us was making conversation and he says something along the lines of
:cop: I hope y'all didn't sneak any knives in lol, hey Beer_Suitcae got any weapons?
:v: Only my rapier wit
:cop: What?
:v: oh I guess you didn't bring yours
He makes a grumpy face then points to me
:cop: strip search this one

And I had to get all the way nekked in a hallway n squat n cough for the sake of my dumb joke

gently caress the police and correction officers as well

jfc you actually got sent to jail for a pair of knuckle dusters? In like the one US state most strongly associated with open carry/gun culture?

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