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I got pulled over in NJ on the way back from Canada for "staying in the left lane without intending to turn" when there was bumper to bumper traffic for ages, the car in front of me had been in the lane LONGER than I had. The cop looked young as poo poo and insanely nervous, he practically stammered out "Your car smells like marijuana which gives me probable cause to search." There was no marijuana. It overwhelmingly smelled like fake peach flavor because of the scented candles I bought my mom as a gift. So I'm sitting on the side of the road in cuffs after getting pat down and the whole time this dude sounds like he's terrified which of course makes me nervous as poo poo because nothing is more deranged and unpredictable than a scared cop. He calls in backup to help search the car (like three more dudes lol) and of course they tear my poo poo up while I'm in the back of the cop car. They find nothing and drive off. And he just unceremoniously uncuffs me while barely making eye contact and tells me the left lane is only for switching lanes. I'm like sure dude lol, all my poo poo is just all over my car. I'm pretty sure he had literally just gotten this job and it was one of his first "Please get out of the vehicle." stops and I made the mistake of being honest about coming back from Canada so he prob thought he could make some international drug bust when he smelled that pungent Yankee candle rear end aroma.
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