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i smoked cannabis and drove straight into a dui checkpoint and the cops pulled me over and searched my car and made me to the sobriety test thing like the abcs backwards and walking in a straight line. i was high as gently caress but lied and said my car smelled because I smoked before a movie. I passed the tests and since I didn't have any weed left they didn't give me a ticket and told me to go home
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I once broke into a cops house
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YeahTubaMike posted:I feel like pigs are too nice, and bacon is too delicious, for the police to be referred to in such a manner. Shouldn't they be nicknamed something uglier and/or crueler? Maybe mosquitos. Mosquitos serve as an important food source at their trophic level. By getting blood from larger creatures and in turn being eating by smaller creatures they are acting to redistribute food energy within the ecosystem
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