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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

A more wtf than bad moment with a cop was the day after my brother died in my bathroom. He had received a 2 disc DVD set of some movie via USPS that had 3 balloons of heroin hidden in the case and OD'd. The detective was in the house for probably a couple hours after going through everything, waiting on the coroner, etc. However, he forgot to take the heroin with him. I called him and asked him what to do with it and he said, "Just bring it with you when you come to the station to give your statement". I did, but lol.

Also, if you want to blow a small town detective's mind, time travel back to 2009 and try to explain to them purchasing drugs on the internet but you can't pay with cards on the drug website. You have to go to some sketchy website and convert your money into gold bullion and pay with that. I might as well have been explaining underground lizard people to him.

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