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Official battlefield semen collector for our Fallen Warriors and their families.
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Comfort Goon
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Apr 19, 2024 20:45
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I’m going to secure my nuts
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Apr 19, 2024 20:46
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I'll use AI to produce intensely hateful and jingoistic mickey mouse cartoons to sell war bonds but it's really just a NFT racket.
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Apr 19, 2024 20:51
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah I can throw in a half gallon of my pee. ok now were talking, thamks. im anxiously awaiting the next civil war and your death.
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Apr 19, 2024 21:06
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im gonna snipe the piss jugs
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Apr 19, 2024 21:07
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I will begin leading many unstoppable raids against nearby towns for drugs, breaking into people's homes and taking massive shitloads of pills, OP.
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Apr 19, 2024 21:08
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numberoneposter posted:im gonna snipe the piss jugs this could cause a civil war within a civil war. sniping the piss jugs is a clear declaration of war.
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Apr 19, 2024 21:10
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The War effort will require keyboard warriors!
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Apr 19, 2024 21:10
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i wont rest until all neckbeards are shorn
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Apr 19, 2024 21:12
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EorayMel posted:I will begin leading many unstoppable raids against nearby towns for drugs, breaking into people's homes and taking massive shitloads of pills, OP. the best drugs come from plants you can just grow from seeds in dirt. you could just be a drug farmer pleasure lord, no murder required. unless thats what you want then you could just do some drug raiding i guess its up to you.
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Apr 19, 2024 21:20
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I'll think I'll write haunting correspondence to my sister to try and make it into the Ken Burns documentary series
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Apr 19, 2024 21:42
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EoinCannon posted:I'll think I'll write a haunting correspondence with my sister to try and make it into the Ken Burns documentary series
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Apr 19, 2024 21:42
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Apr 19, 2024 21:45
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War profiteering for sure. Steal booze and beer and toilet paper and build my empire.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:36
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my previous military experience suggests that I will make sure that my uniform is sharply pressed, that I am always on time, and that as long as I walk purposefully while holding a clipboard no one will bother me as I find good hiding spots to avoid being forced to clean things
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Apr 19, 2024 22:39
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Goons certainly won't be participating in another charge of the light brigade. 
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Apr 19, 2024 23:20
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I'll make a career down on the bullet farms; work myself up through the ranks to become overseer, hopefully get married and establish a family without too many birth defects in a loving home, then retire peacefully to a small retreat in the bone wastes.
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Apr 19, 2024 23:23
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i will charge the tiki-torch line without fear
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Apr 20, 2024 00:23
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Making and selling beard accommodating gas masks. And chemical weapons to ensure demand.
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Apr 20, 2024 02:22
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I'll do a kind of a fox hunt yip, followed by a banshee squall...
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Apr 20, 2024 02:25
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I'll mail some timtams to good goons and some Vegemite to the bad ones. Foreign correspondence.
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Apr 20, 2024 02:29
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fry up some bacon then sop up the grease with some cornmeal, then put it on my bayonet and roast it over the fire. they call it "sloosh."
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Apr 20, 2024 02:36
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I’ll be selling lemonade by the side of the war. If you’re thirsty, take a break and come get a cold, refreshing beverage.
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Apr 20, 2024 02:42
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Dying in the first wave against the tyranny of anime
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Apr 20, 2024 03:29
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The Loin King posted:Dying in the first wave against the tyranny of anime You deserved it
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Apr 20, 2024 03:53
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gulag czar
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Apr 20, 2024 04:21
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Gonna men's-rights the hell out of field hospital work. It's my god-given right to wash corpses, Florence
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Apr 20, 2024 04:27
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Gonna get a mule and head west, into the desert. Rob trains occasionally.
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Apr 20, 2024 04:36
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Gonna wear a napoleon-hat and try seduce some wives on the home front. Possibly get shot by said wives
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Apr 20, 2024 05:10
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There's nothing civil about war 
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Apr 20, 2024 05:50
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When the bombs drop on capitol hill you can catch me running the Wal-Mart of unvaccinated sperm.
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Apr 20, 2024 05:55
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What kind of American are you?
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Apr 20, 2024 07:01
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Im going to steal the pirate boats in Tampa and use it to launch a long and brutal campaign of piracy against the state of florida and the trump boat parade navy
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Apr 20, 2024 07:07
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Well i'm not American. But I was pretty good at Starcraft 1 back in the day. I beat the entire campaign! So I imagine I'll be brought over, Lafayette style, too add my genius to your armies. I'm thinking 7 star General sounds about right.
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Apr 20, 2024 07:52
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janitor linux, op
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Apr 20, 2024 09:56
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war profiteer via delivering uber eats to the front lines for both sides
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Apr 20, 2024 10:21
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I'm going to steal horses behind enemy lines, living the life of a scoundrel, as the enemy forces attempt to apprehend me but fail at every turn due to my guile and cunning Might play video games instead
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Apr 20, 2024 10:55
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Delta squad ranger moped scout
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Apr 20, 2024 11:47
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w/ badass sunglasses
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