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My folk go back to newfoundland, canada in the civil war era and some of them ireland beofre that. This explains the powerful "epigenetic unravellings" I got one time whenst I was off the coast of maine in the winter and looked out to some big waves on the distant ocean. So what say you, where is your folk hail from and what powerful epigentic traits has this unlocked in your soul?
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your aunt is pencilhands and your uncle is wizard master and you’re doomed to live the life of an inbred genetic posting freak sorry op
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Apr 13, 2024 19:58
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We have way less Choctaw ancestry than my grandma claimed.
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Apr 13, 2024 20:20
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idiotsavant posted:your aunt is pencilhands and your uncle is wizard master and you’re doomed to live the life of an inbred genetic posting freak sorry op lol
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idiotsavant posted:your aunt is pencilhands and your uncle is wizard master and you’re doomed to live the life of an inbred genetic posting freak sorry op Lol
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idiotsavant posted:your aunt is pencilhands and your uncle is wizard master and you’re doomed to live the life of an inbred genetic posting freak sorry op lol
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Apr 13, 2024 20:25
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My super WASPy friend found out that he's like 5% Nigerian, that was kinda funny
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Apr 13, 2024 20:25
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We’re all human beings op
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no one is Cherokee, my mom is 3% Peruvian, and even tho my last name is French my dad is more English then anything
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Apr 13, 2024 20:33
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according to 23andme i have more neanderthal dna than 98% of their other customers
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Apr 13, 2024 20:38
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according to 23andme, my genetic data has been stolen by genethieves
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Apr 13, 2024 21:02
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according to 23andme,idiotsavant posted:your aunt is pencilhands and your uncle is wizard master and you’re doomed to live the life of an inbred genetic posting freak sorry op
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Apr 13, 2024 21:09
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evidence that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
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I'm gay
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Apr 13, 2024 21:11
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some change, a plastic comb and a desiccated french fry
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Apr 13, 2024 21:13
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Turns out I'm 100% Hunk
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Apr 13, 2024 21:14
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My weird genealogy aunt keeps trying to get me to take the DNA test even though both my parents have already done it. I'm already a dead ringer for my dad, so there's nothing to be gleaned from it but Mormon race science.
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Apr 13, 2024 21:21
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my great uncle was big into genealogy and has some family tree mapped back to the year 700 or some crazy poo poo e: he did most of it pre internet
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Apr 13, 2024 21:39
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i honestly find it hard to give a gently caress
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Apr 13, 2024 21:51
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pretty crazy that the only reason we're here is because our ancestors survived the black death and every other calamity that has ever happened to humanity and we're still just dumb as gently caress
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R.L. Stine posted:pretty crazy that the only reason we're here is because our ancestors survived the black death and every other calamity that has ever happened to humanity and we're still just dumb as gently caress Speak for yourslef bro, Im wicked smaht.
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PokeJoe posted:my great uncle was big into genealogy and has some family tree mapped back to the year 700 or some crazy poo poo If he's gonna write that much bullshit down, he might as well have tacked a few gods on the top. It's traditional.
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3 percent albanian, 97 percent down home alabama homosexual
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R.L. Stine posted:pretty crazy that the only reason we're here is because our ancestors survived the black death and every other calamity that has ever happened to humanity and we're still just dumb as gently caress They survived long enough to gently caress, at least.
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Nameless Pete posted:My weird genealogy aunt keeps trying to get me to take the DNA test even though both my parents have already done it. I'm already a dead ringer for my dad, so there's nothing to be gleaned from it but Mormon race science. I thought that was the patriarchal blessing, which sorts you into your tribe of Israel.
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goatface posted:If he's gonna write that much bullshit down, he might as well have tacked a few gods on the top. no gods but the family crest is a dudes head stuck on a sword
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It’s pretty wild that you used to have to go to the courthouse and look through birth and death certificates, marriage certificates, deeds, etc and now you can just spit in an envelope and find your entire lineage. On the downside, your genealogy data may be stolen by the police and they find out you’re the Golden State Killer
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That I was wanted for murder in 3 states.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That I was wanted for murder in 3 states. IF I did it....
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My (adoptive) mom is related Lizzie Borden.
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Apr 14, 2024 00:23
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My aunt determined that we are related to Oliver Cromwell.
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A long line of ditch diggers and other shoveling related professions OP.
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I guess the bog we crawled out of was in County Galway.
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I don't need ancestry.com
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the recipe for sazerac
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We're related to the Hatfields, lol.
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I'm my own grandpa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0xnx1Q3Kqo&t=48s
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Das Boo posted:We're related to the Hatfields, lol. I hope you've let bygones be bygones.
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my great(x14) grandfather (actual properly done ancestry) was an advisor to a dumb little boy king of france who died as a teenager. ancestor went over to ask mary queen of scots to marry the king or some poo poo lol guess that didn't work out
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turns out i'm related to Joe Biden, you heard of him op?
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