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Who're the champs after tonight?
This poll is closed.
Alex Pereira/Zhang Weili 6 35.29%
Jamahal Hill/Zhang Weili 1 5.88%
Alex Pereira/Yan Xiaonan 0 0%
Jamahal Hill/Yan Xiaonan 0 0%
Matt Serra/Matt Serra 10 58.82%
Total: 17 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bobby Green knows how to do a call-out!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fentry posted:

Moicano is probably hosed already

Or maybe not, brother!

Fentry posted:

edit: lol

:yeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Moicano: I love America and guns and swearing!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Uhhh... he declared his first guest is Joe Rogan and then told Rogan he can't refuse, so he hasn't actually booked him and is trying to do it now on the air? :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Edit: Wrong thread! Shouldn't be trying to watch two shows at once!

STING 64 posted:

i wonder if IV usage is back with USADA out the door

Tangential, but still can't believe they threw out USADA to let their fighters juice up as much as they like and Jon Jones STILL managed to gently caress everything up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Coleman :unsmith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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ChaosReaper posted:

Thats the way to escape. Struggle so much you drat near get naked

Every day brings us closer to Oildome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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loving hell, the replay on that Axe Kick :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Looking forward to Chael's speech at the Hall of Fame reflecting on how he won every single fight he ever had with Anderson Silva.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Max is looking good and I'm preparing to let down my guard and believe, which surely won't come back to haunt me!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I can't remember the fight from a year or so back where the dude got his nose flattened and immediately tried to blow it, and both his eyes swelled up so much that he literally couldn't see and they had to stop the fight. Maybe that's not narrowing things down enough?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Getting in what he can before the new gloves in 302.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

kri kri posted:

was this cowboy? i recall this tho yeah

CarlCX posted:

Way older than a year, but maybe Eddie Alvarez?

Might have been either, for some reason I remembered it as BOTH eyes swelling up but maybe it was just one. Cowboy was in 2019 which is way longer ago than I thought too.

https://twitter.com/MeltzerSaidWhat/status/1137568517262327808

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Max was digging for gold in there :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Benson Cunningham posted:

I would be so done if my opponent broke my nose and poked me in both eyes. gently caress this I'm going to the bar.

You have to be more efficient than that to be a successful fighter. Conor McGregor just goes straight to your second sentence.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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The fact Max is so precise makes those eyepokes stand out all the more.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ChaosReaper posted:

I'd be dead if I got punched by Max but yea if I had a broken nose and two eye pokes I'd just straight walk right outta that cage.

This reminded me of the edit of the guy getting punched so hard that his ghost walks out of the cage, goes to the airport (wheeling luggage behind them) and gets on a plane to go home :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Doltos posted:

Gaethje's corner sucks

I don't know, how can you argue with the strategy of,"You should probably try to win the next 2 rounds"?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Oh poo poo, things are happening!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did I understand that right, Gaethje's corner were telling him to try and win on points rather than a Knock Out? Are they relying on Adelaide Byrd being one of the judges?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Radical 90s Wizard posted:

any chance Justin took that round?

Definitely his best round of the right so far in my opinion.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress Max!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

OH MY loving GOD HOLY gently caress

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Knockout of the loving decade Jesus gently caress

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I actually thought Max had made a terrible mistake ordering Justin to swang and bang with him to finish, thinking he could have been KOed and then he KILLED Gaethje mother of God

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Max is loving incredible. This is not news, but seriously. Holy gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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rjmccall posted:

That fight was pretty great even before that

Yeah, even without that last bit of insanity, this was an incredible fight and an amazing performance by Max. That ending made it one of the greatest fights I've ever seen.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Radical 90s Wizard posted:

lol was that topuria lookingpretty fuckin pensive

Haha, imagine being ANY fighter and contemplating having to fight Max.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Unperson_47 posted:

How do you even top this tonight?

A weeping Yan Xiaonan is carried out of the Octagon by security, who then carry in Joanna Jędrzejczyk, also weeping but for different reasons.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Izzy telling topuria he lived a good life and they will look after his family etc

:lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Absolutely loving insane.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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"Dude Wipes" :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Uhhhh.... she was literally unconscious and had no idea what was going on :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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ChaosReaper posted:

This fight should not keep going

Brain Curry posted:

She was out corner should throw in the towel that’s hosed uo

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"I can wake her up" what the loving gently caress?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Herzog gonna pull off his mask to reveal he was Herb Dean all along.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

rjmccall posted:

I can’t believe this got to round 5

Especially since Yan got choked out and was unconscious at the end of Round 1!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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fyallm posted:

Can every card be this great? Thanks

Max would have to be on every single card. So the answer to your question is yes, but please nobody let Max know this is an option.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

chaleski posted:

The UFC really needed bullet time from the hit 1999 movie The Matrix

UFC '25 videogame ad: In many ways, Neo and Agent Smith was one of the early great MMA rivalries...

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Welp!

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