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lobster shirt posted:lol as we were at the store i was kind of narrating what we were doing to my daughter and some old lady was like "you're such a good dad talking to her like that!" the old lady was narrating to you because you are also a baby
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lobster shirt talks to the baby because she is very smart
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lumpentroll posted:the old lady was narrating to you because you are also a baby directed by M Night Shyamalan
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lumpentroll posted:the old lady was narrating to you because you are also a baby
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having kids made me realize that on some level i think of my cats as children because now when they are being bad i say "daddy doesn't like that please stop", which i also say to my children and definitely did not ever say before becoming a parent
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lumpentroll posted:the old lady was narrating to you because you are also a baby
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lobster shirt posted:having kids made me realize that on some level i think of my cats as children because now when they are being bad i say "daddy doesn't like that please stop", which i also say to my children and definitely did not ever say before becoming a parent I do this too now and tbh I understand why some child free people think we are unhinged
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External Organs posted:I do this too now and tbh I understand why some child free people think we are unhinged child-free people are stupid. people who don't have kids? good times. we don't have kids, but we sure do baby talk to our dogs like it's going out of style. "somebody's behind on his snuggle taxes! is it babymans? is it little babymans? is he gonna get audited to within an inch of his cute lil life?" etc etc
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My favorite when the dogs are barking: *groundskeeper Willie voice* daddy hears ye. daddy don't care.
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i decided not to have kids so i can play video games on the big tv without needing a small child to die of pneumonia to do so
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i decided not to have kids so i can play video games on the big tv without needing a small child to die of pneumonia to do so this, wake n baking, vacations. really all that needs to be said. kids are a joy, and a source of wonder. but those things are too.
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I wake and bake (pretend breakfast for a doll)
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:i decided not to have kids so i can play video games on the big tv without needing a small child to die of pneumonia to do so Little kids are ftw but they do get in the way of video games and other fun.
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not wanting to have kids is a perfectly understandable and valid choice. i was basically on the fence about it, like i would have been fine if i had married a child free woman. well now it's unimaginable to not have kids and i would never want to live in a world without them but when i was single that was my thinking.
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lobster shirt posted:not wanting to have kids is a perfectly understandable and valid choice. i was basically on the fence about it, like i would have been fine if i had married a child free woman. well now it's unimaginable to not have kids and i would never want to live in a world without them but when i was single that was my thinking. yeah, in a way every choice or big fulcrum your life ends up swinging around feels locked in and natural this way, as long as you're not ultimately living in a way you regret? i'm kind of in the same boat. i think i would've been alright as a parent, but i would also end up a very different person from who i am today. there are definitely times i wonder idly what life would be like on that track, but i don't feel the pangs of having Ended The Bloodline or whatever. and sometimes you have that experience that is absolutely never going to appear on that alternate universe track; explaining the birds waking up to a child while they eat breakfast with you on the porch, or smoking hash on the patio of a bar in grenada at three AM while leather lunged spanish 24 year olds play the best flamenco that maybe ever existed on earth before or after. the numinous will show up no matter what life you live, you just have to find out where it's popping up.
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:based
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selec posted:this, wake n baking, vacations. really all that needs to be said. kids are a joy, and a source of wonder. but those things are too. Big bowl of raisin bran, big bowl of resin, man
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lumpentroll posted:crotch spawn Breeeeeeders
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lumpentroll posted:crotch spawn grubbies
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nice story lobster. that's what separates us from the clowns . I also talk to my dogter Luna all the time because she's very intelligent and loves to learn new words.
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Lpzie posted:nice story lobster. that's what separates us from the clowns . I also talk to my dogter Luna all the time because she's very intelligent and loves to learn new words. Very smart and good
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RealityWarCriminal posted:thats a joke post Don't tell me that, I NEED this!
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lobster shirt posted:not wanting to have kids is a perfectly understandable and valid choice. i was basically on the fence about it, like i would have been fine if i had married a child free woman. well now it's unimaginable to not have kids and i would never want to live in a world without them but when i was single that was my thinking. Kids, not even once
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having a kid is ftw because it lets you use the carpool lanes
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gotta love him
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:having a kid is ftw because it lets you use the carpool lanes car brain much????
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copy posted:gotta love him
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heard "hotel california" at the store, googled, discovered it was originally called "mexican reggae" so everything checks out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYQJlw4E-Y
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one time i told my mom i didnt like that song and she was OUTRAGED
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Dokapon Findom posted:Before the queen died it was weird hearing people say oh they should just skip Charles... why exactly? Is the job so strenuous it can only be done by a young person? Because some people would prefer William be king and not have to wait? Heaven forfend anyone should have to sit patiently for Charles to inevitably die. William doesn't even have hair! What the hell kind of king is that? king william the bald
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i had a high school friend who’s dad had a huge collection of hotel california covers on whatever format he could find. weird dad hobbies ftw though mine mostly just likes birdwatching and grousing about politics and you know what the apple didn’t fall far
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lobster shirt posted:lol as we were at the store i was kind of narrating what we were doing to my daughter and some old lady was like "you're such a good dad talking to her like that!" the standards for parenting are so low for america that dads watching the kids while the moms go out is called babysitting, not parenting.
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Mr. Sharps posted:i had a high school friend who’s dad had a huge collection of hotel california covers on whatever format he could find. weird dad hobbies ftw though mine mostly just likes birdwatching and grousing about politics and you know what the apple didn’t fall far youtube was made for men like that (men like me)
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