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FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i am going to kill you and then afterwards i am going to season your eggs correctly

im going to season your aids

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Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

lobster shirt posted:

my son is really into ketchup and seeing this reminded me that i liked ketchup eggs as a child. just been fun to revisit. normally i just like a little salt and black pepper on em.

jalapeño jelly is also good on eggs.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i welcome all death threats

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

i welcome all death threats

i wish you well

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

DaysBefore posted:

Need some psychos. Hasn't been a funny/hosed up QCS thread in months

its an election year, something funny is bound to happen

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

unperma one of the cspam freaks and see if they notice might be funny

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

lift judakels 100k but he can only post in the gbs ukraine and trump threads

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

lobster shirt posted:

lift judakels 100k but he can only post in the gbs ukraine and trump threads

speng31b
May 8, 2010

FirstnameLastname posted:

im going to season your aids

thank you

speng31b
May 8, 2010

lobster shirt posted:

lift judakels 100k but he can only post in the gbs ukraine and trump threads

in fact he is required to post in both

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

lift judakels 100k but he can only post in the gbs ukraine and trump threads

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

if andre the giant were alive today he would post in D&D

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

DaysBefore posted:

-Me, while reading every single post in the panzerschokolade/mortgage megathread

german marching chocolate is win and a convenient little treat on the trail

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!
tankie treats

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


lobster shirt posted:

lift judakels 100k but he can only post in the gbs ukraine and trump threads

exclusively

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

External Organs posted:

A1 stands for Actionable One

Not a fan of A1. Give me HP any day.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

FirstnameLastname posted:

im going to season your aids

Lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

External Organs posted:

A1 stands for Actionable One

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Dokapon Findom posted:

Not a fan of A1. Give me HP any day.

arent they the same thing?

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

arent they the same thing?

you need to increse your mp

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

thinking about all those stories of andre sitting in the back of a bus and throwing beer cans at hulk hogan's head to remind he who was boss

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

i have the hp mp swap materia

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I'm a well-done steak with A1 sauce with a potato (its a vegetable) for every meal kinda guy. america ftw god bless

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

just remembered this story about roger clemens

quote:

Donahue said Clemens’ usual pregame preparation included taking a whirlpool bath at the hottest temperature possible.

“He’d come out looking like a lobster,” Donahue said.

But here's the money quote:

Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

just remembered this story about roger clemens

does that turn you on? homo....

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
lobster shirt imagines a piping hot bright red guy with a scrote looking chin and starts ovulating

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!

Ohtori Akio posted:

lobster shirt imagines a piping hot bright red guy with a scrote looking chin and starts ovulating

lol

speng31b
May 8, 2010

thats when he was ready to pitch

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

speng31b posted:

thats when he was ready to pitch

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Ohtori Akio posted:

lobster shirt imagines a piping hot bright red guy with a scrote looking chin and starts ovulating


speng31b posted:

thats when he was ready to pitch

tahts right

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

boiling myself and rubbing icy hot on my balls before i check the reports forum. its time for peak performance.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lobsters dont ovulate they start malding

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



lobster hair shirt

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

when im snorting like a bull, thats when im ready to hand out probations

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

get green hatch sauce. add to eggs. u'r welcome./

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!

Lpzie posted:

get green hatch sauce. add to eggs. u'r welcome./

hatch is too veggie a flavor. I don't like it. if it's gotta be green, green el yucateco is all right.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lobster shirt posted:

when im snorting like a bull, thats when im ready to hand out probations

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

speng31b posted:

thats when he was ready to pitch

Lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

lobster shirt posted:

when im snorting like a bull, thats when im ready to hand out probations

settle down, alex jones

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

remembering when alex jones was a relatively normal guy on public access and now he's lobster

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