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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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WAR

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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this is banned in warfare for over 100 years now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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too op a strat. gas wins every time

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mr Hootington posted:

Hello new av

lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:

cloks wanted to murder NHD irl and he made a lot of really good points

he did murder him irl

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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vylekin is the last politics admin they will make the mistake of appointing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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you did a no growth. you did an elba. you did a waterloo

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i/p thread inventing new slurs ftw

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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tristeham posted:

always nice to learn a new slur

in another universe smarxist calls smythe a "koshie" and is also permabanned five days later because nobody knows what it means

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Dixon Chisholm posted:

lmaoing at the suckers itt that have to make accounts and write essays to get work.

why dont you just call up your foreman buddy and ask if he has a spot for you?

the spot is his butthole, that you have sex with for money. you are a sex worker

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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normal weeks create soft posters

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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thats why you use mouth numbing gel first what an idiot

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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suddenly remembering the snl sketch from the 90s where will farrell goes to yoga class to learn how to suck his own dick

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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gold star cspam poster

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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if only croup was here to weigh in on this whole "woman" thing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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idk how many times people have to tell you "skill issue" until you get it

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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tgif gents

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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it smells really nice outside rn

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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DaysBefore posted:

This is ableist because I still have a cold and am all stuffed up. Do. Better.

thats ok im abelist as hell, coldy rear end bitch

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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listening to tal bachmann on the car radio

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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say what you want about the TRL era of rock but she's so high and teenage dirtbag and that cover of smooth criminal are still bangers

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Son of Sorrow posted:

I am listening to Belarusian post-punk revival, because I know how to live properly.

nerd

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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my music diet is like 50% whatevers on the radio (we have some good stations around here, the high school runs the best one but its pretty low power) and 50% citypop

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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lobster shirt posted:

i saw molchat doma in 2022, it was bad rear end

my "coolest" live music story was seeing gogol bordello play an illegal jug band show in a dark corner of a park in the middle of the night after they played their on campus show

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i cant remember whether or not that was the same night i got bells palsy for 24 hours because i took some bad mushrooms

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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lol how did that one guy manage to get threadbanned from a boring dnd thread about solar panels

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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the space marines have always been soy fascists

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mr Hootington posted:

If you get bells palsy sometimes it is so bad your eye won't shut or blink anymore so you have to carry eye drops and wear an eyepatch to bed.

i was lucky that it passed so fast for me, my cousin had it for her entire freshman year of college, brutal

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Mr Hootington posted:

Just seeing a woman sends a lot of "people" into a frothing rage.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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lobster shirt posted:

check this out

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i didnt read but im going to use "neuronian" as a replacement slur now

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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yep, the victorians definitely werent having the kind of insane sex that required to cover up their table legs in polite company

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i still dont have any gray hairs what gives when are you supposed to go gray

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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one of my favorite bits is to drop the :happyelf: smilie and see the reaction. cant believe its still in there. load bearing emoticon

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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i got locked down at 25 so i cant imagine what itd be like to be 40 graying and dating

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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Buck Wildman posted:

a lot of people on this site are bad at haikus

goons gently caress up meter constantly, look at any song parody post

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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KirbyKhan posted:

You have to experience stress, strife, and distress. Also check your beard hairs. All my salt and pepper shows up on my chin and cheeks.

luckily i didnt have kids so all of this stopped around my mod 30s

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

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outside of optimal graying time

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