[Peaceful Brain] CSPAM diaperloaders would keep right on doing it, incels gonna incel

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Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

500 bad dogs posted:

good. i have a lot of work this week

at the dick sucking factory

i work from home

cottage industry :smug:

# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 05:58

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 19:21

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 04:11

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

its called fallout 76

i liked building camps in fo76, also collecting costumes :nyoron:

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 08:15

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

Buck Wildman posted:

went glasses shopping this weekend with my new prescription. first time I've gotten new glasses in eight years. decided on a frame much more visually bold than I've usually done and I hope people complement me on them

# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 04:30

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

FirstnameLastname posted:

imagining ahomo crawling up the back of computer chair then having to check

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:50

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Ohtori Akio posted:

yep its gonna rock

my niece is helping me bleach and then dye my hair this weekend, i'm letting her choose the shade so it's probably going to be some absurd anime colour which is :cool:

hair ftw

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 08:00

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

lobster shirt posted:

king charles the poo poo, more like

my parents always get annoyed and correct me when i call him prince charles and i'm like oh sure that name change you remember huh

# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 06:37

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

lumpentroll posted:

https://x.com/WTIBull/status/1784272646542139640

SlimGoodbody posted:

Long ago, the by far most absolutely hosed up thing I ever did at a Costco was create a meal I had theory crafted for years called "The Godkiller." I finally made and ate one when I was probably 20 or so, after first conceiving of it at 14 on a Costco run with my mom.

The way it worked was, you got the polish sausage, the chicken bake, and the combo pizza slice. You bite a hole in the end of the chicken bake and stick the sausage inside it. Then you fold the pizza slice longways and put the chicken bake in it like a hotdog in a bun. Then you crank some onions over it. I skipped dinner the night before and ate nothing all day until the late afternoon, when I assembled my monument to degenerate American excess, the Godkiller, and dug in.

Hunger and momentum carried me through the first 75% of it, but the last quarter was an exponentially increasing act of will. With the aid of several glasses of Coca-Cola, I finished it, and was miserable, and didn't eat for almost another entire day. It was not particularly good, but it wasn't terrible either; obtaining one's idle caprices is often met with the bittersweet realization that reality can't live up to years of fantasy. God only knows how many calories were in that atrocity.

There's nothing to say about what I did in the restroom after I digested this monstrosity that couldn't also be said about pouring the foundation of a large building with a malfunctioning industrial cement mixer. I never attempted the Godkiller again, and no one ever will, because several of the components are now lost to time.

Also, so you can correctly picture what the few onlookers at the Orange County Costco cafeteria were watching with what must have been a mixture of revulsion and fascination: imagine a 6'4", 135lb babyfaced goth guy with smudgy eyeliner in a long sleeve tee shirt from the movie The Crow, sitting alone, slowly and silently housing The Entire Costco Entree Menu at once, groaning periodically. God bless America, the troops, and George W Bush.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:24

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

what does that have to do with economics

you have to pay for food dummy

# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 01:28

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16-bit Butt-Head posted:

i was told i was not allowed to probe people in the musk thread for posts in other forums or threads so my hands are tied

16-bit little bitch

# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 21:14

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

Butter Activities posted:

I don't know the lore

smarx was cspam's second perma as a consequence of brick posting

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 23:07

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

Ohtori Akio posted:

if you check his bluesky youll find hes a true brick enthusiast

once his egg cracks it's prob ably time to drop the perma

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 23:28

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

Ohtori Akio posted:

lol but i dont want to post with any more babytrans

yeah but consider the potential hilarious dramatic potential of smarxist + a head full of puberty hormones

# ¿ May 1, 2024 00:11

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

drat thats a lot of death threats and mood swings

turn on yr monitor :bustem:

# ¿ May 1, 2024 00:19

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

i met this chill dude when i went outside last 3am to smoke weed, maybe looking for some good water (it's dry af) so i put out a heavy metal dog dish full of water far enough away from the house that my shins wouldn't be getting a late night surprise

# ¿ May 4, 2024 05:12

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

the water inlet hose thing under my place has been frozen for way way wway too long and today just as i was starting to grumpily get ready to roll around in the cold mud the kitchen faucet just started running on it's own and pouring at full volume down the sink, scared the poo poo out of me tbh

feelin' a little smug that yet again apathy pays off :smugdog:

# ¿ May 6, 2024 03:37

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Mr Hootington posted:

It is nearly summer

all according to keikaku

# ¿ May 6, 2024 04:12

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really queer Christmas posted:

Like half of the good cspam posters are from texas lol

steers and queers

# ¿ May 6, 2024 05:31

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AnimeIsTrash posted:

me: what if fast draw competitions were socialist

hosed up cspam dude: i beat a dog to death and buried it in the elementary school playground sandbox

# ¿ May 6, 2024 21:16

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

maybe cspam needs a furry thread to complement the human being thread

The Furry Manifesto

# ¿ May 8, 2024 04:11

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

maybe every cspam thread title should be changed to have "manifesto" in the title

# ¿ May 8, 2024 04:13

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Ohtori Akio posted:

you would be the op lol

no i'm a dilettante, although i do have some cosplay wolf ears that i bought at an anime convention so that might bump me up the rankings

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 19:21

Gravid Topiary: Feb 16, 2012

speng31b posted:

what's a finnish dog

not much buddy, what's a finnish with you?

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 09:14

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