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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
a thread for haiku
try your luck at posting, jerk
probes for the artless

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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

when Be finds out we
call their OS that, there's going
to be hell to ... :drum: pay :drum:

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

BeOS drops dead,
Oh despair, Linux won’t do!
Haiku blooms, hope calls.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

developers please
develop for windows phone
developers please

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

many eyeballs make
all bugs shallow? laugh out loud
x z and heartbleed

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

backups on the host
machine itself. fatwood is
useless at computer

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

roz ho decided
to do the migration! no
backups! oops! all gone!

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

elon musk is a
charlatan grifter incel.
modern superman

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i don't use haiku,
it seems like be and linux
mushed together. pass

e: ok i guess we're doing linux in two syllables?

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Apr 16, 2024

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

behold, a poster
carefully crafting a post
a fart in the wind

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
my mistake

mediaphage fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Apr 16, 2024

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
look at these scrubs here
all y'all can't count for poo poo lol
beefy for the win

KDE Perry
Dec 19, 2012

Grimey Drawer
pspspspsps
here kitty kitty kitty
pspspspsps

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

at long last revealed
the yospos achilles heel
counting up to five

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



pass the turing test?
maybe we shall find out soon.
time to haiku now.

thought of coding one..
to post randomly, except:
"time to haiku now."

but I'm too lazy.
you can live with my posting.
time to haiku now.

as unhoaxable
as authentic crop circles
time to haiku now.

i run the gamut
of all subjects, as well styles
time to haiku now.

just because my third
is always the famous line:
"time to haiku now."

does not mean i'm not
paying attention, thinking.
time to haiku now.

have to work with twelve
not three lines, but five-seven
time to haiku now.

and to, if i can,
work the third line in the flow:
"time to haiku now."

one day you will learn
the important symbols in:
"time to haiku now."

but til then you wait
sadly trying to needle
time to haiku now.

meditate on this
try to learn the ease of mind:
"time to haiku now."

proclaim, "hail eris!"
then, "all hail discordia!"
"time to haiku now!"

also remember
this above all other things
time to haiku now.

with no yes or no
the answer is clearly: "mu."
time to haiku now.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Midjack posted:

pass the turing test?
maybe we shall find out soon.
time to haiku now.

thought of coding one..
to post randomly, except:
"time to haiku now."

but I'm too lazy.
you can live with my posting.
time to haiku now.

as unhoaxable
as authentic crop circles
time to haiku now.

i run the gamut
of all subjects, as well styles
time to haiku now.

just because my third
is always the famous line:
"time to haiku now."

does not mean i'm not
paying attention, thinking.
time to haiku now.

have to work with twelve
not three lines, but five-seven
time to haiku now.

and to, if i can,
work the third line in the flow:
"time to haiku now."

one day you will learn
the important symbols in:
"time to haiku now."

but til then you wait
sadly trying to needle
time to haiku now.

meditate on this
try to learn the ease of mind:
"time to haiku now."

proclaim, "hail eris!"
then, "all hail discordia!"
"time to haiku now!"

also remember
this above all other things
time to haiku now.

with no yes or no
the answer is clearly: "mu."
time to haiku now.

probe this crap rotor
using LLMs or scripts
is shameful bullshit

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Beeftweeter posted:

probe this crap rotor
using LLMs or scripts
is shameful bullshit

eat my entire rear end.
this is fired straight from the hip.
time to haiku now.

you can't handle it?
sorry you can't hang with me.
time to haiku now.

go back to your room.
try to get better at this.
time to haiku now.

up your posting game,
then you can rejoice with me:
"time to haiku now!"

till then just beat off.
sobbing into your cum sock:
"time to haiku now."

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Midjack posted:

eat my entire rear end.
this is fired straight from the hip.
time to haiku now.

you can't handle it?
sorry you can't hang with me.
time to haiku now.

go back to your room.
try to get better at this.
time to haiku now.

up your posting game,
then you can rejoice with me:
"time to haiku now!"

till then just beat off.
sobbing into your cum sock:
"time to haiku now."

low effort, bad post
make your script better than this
maybe then you'll win

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

fix yourself a chip
bolt it in hit the power
what did you forget

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020


hitting prompt is all
generating to create
you made a mistake

Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
aha, a thing i can do
is post, in this thread, a haiku
with beautiful lines
all five-seven-fives,
wait, what did i post? aww, poo

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
midjack on thin ice
the last line always the same
the probe is close now

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

developers dev
elopers developers
developers dev

KDE Perry
Dec 19, 2012

Grimey Drawer
jeffrey of yospos
now that's some stolen valor
nice try though richard

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

your posting sucks rear end
this thread sucks i voted 1
gas thread and ban op

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Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
oh, many diff'rent
users state they do not like
or want me posting

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

haiku sucks balls
install a linux instead
it actually works

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polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

what is going on
this poo poo is crazy. bad rear end!
it's so hot in here

polyester concept fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Apr 16, 2024

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
awake from deep sleep
sun slowly warming the earth
yosposters cant count

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



shitposts are bad form
just earnest posting from now
this is a good thread

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



jony ive is gone
steven jobs' vision has died
tim loves his spreadsheets

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

polyester concept posted:

what is going on
this poo poo is crazy. bad rear end!
it's so hot in here

holy poo poo, piss! is that
car a tesla? couldn't be,
that video is too early

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Branch Nvidian posted:

jony ive is gone
steven jobs' vision has died
tim loves his spreadsheets

blinders on? no, it's
an apple vision pro, fool
...i can barely see

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
contractor wonders
stack overflow has solution?
copy paste, get paid

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
springtime yospos, dude
ivy grows. birds flit here, there
posters fall like leaves

Edward_Tohr
Aug 11, 2012

In lieu of meaningful text, I'm just going to mention I've been exploding all day and now it hurts to breathe, so I'm sure you all understand.
why is your screen green?
amber is the way to go
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Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

As an L.L.M.
I am not capable of
counting correctly

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

my posts are golden
like dewdrops on springtime morn
dullards don't get it

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

poemdexter posted:

contractor wonders
stack overflow has solution?
copy paste, get paid

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should've instead said:
"stack o'erflow has solution?"
dirty poet tricks

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

google tv sucks
turned it on to install plex
nearly bricked my set

like, seriously
couldn't even change inputs
what a piece of poo poo

power cycle? nope
had to factory reset
loving disaster

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