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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Highest Stakes Posting
Haiku are five Seven five
Refrigerator

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
haiku thread quiet
posters await end of probe
to miscount again

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



selling my kindle
scribe, paperwhite is enough
to read light novels

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



gently caress postal service
billing me extra, a month
after shipping stuff

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



a haiku is but
a bargain bin limerick
in my opinion

ullerrm
Dec 31, 2012

Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

lepers' colony
where none could count syllables
try counting to six

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Truman Peyote posted:

a haiku is but
a bargain bin limerick
in my opinion

a limerick thread
simple to make imo
no one will stop you

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

polyester concept posted:

what is going on
this poo poo is crazy. bad rear end!
it's so hot in here

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Tabarnack de crisse
L’ordinateur est en feu
fait que j’quitte ma job.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
cursed by languages
quebecois confuses me
last line seems like 6?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
welp i guess its fine
j'quitte a single syllable
backchannels reveal

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor the ik
he wields his tiny power
like a cruel ogre

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my computer’s sick
what could be wrong with it now?
I’ll ask in YOSPOS

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



i don't want to work
i just want to bang on my
drum all day, dammit

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Roosevelt posted:

rotor the ik
he wields his tiny power
like a cruel ogre

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

poo poo I miscounted
I will fall upon my sword
and ask forgiveness

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




you’re wrong about this
it is not badass but piss
after holy poo poo

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 12 minutes!

rotor posted:

poo poo I miscounted
I will fall upon my sword
and ask forgiveness

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

how the mighty fall
hoist, as the old saying goes,
with his own petard

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




"you call them steamed hams?"
"that's what i call hamburgers
in upstate new york"

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



a turn for rotor
for keeping yospos yoslaws
rules are rules, after all

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



that's a senryu?
thanks to rotor jokes, i learned:
my haikus are not

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Mr. Nice! posted:

you’re wrong about this
it is not badass but piss
after holy poo poo

pronouncing "holy"
with two syllables seems like
it's wrong. but, oh well.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

rotor posted:

poo poo I miscounted
I will fall upon my sword
and ask forgiveness

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it happens to the
best of us, notably me.
ironic? perhaps

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Beeftweeter posted:

pronouncing "holy"
with two syllables seems like
it's wrong. but, oh well.

how in the sam hill
can you even say that word
with only the one

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
杉季節
花粉が酷い
死の祈り

Stringent fucked around with this message at 14:47 on Apr 17, 2024

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
haiku in kanji?!?
japan is stealing our bit
got haiku now too

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Marissa Mayer
Steve “developers” ballmer
Steve Jobs (rip)

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

rotor posted:

haiku in kanji?!?
japan is stealing our bit
got haiku now too

俳句とは
アニメの種類
切腹可

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
like tears in the rain
yospos forgets haiku rules
where's the kireji?

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Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

goblin week posted:

like tears in the rain
yospos forgets haiku rules
where's the kireji?

裂れ痔って
俳句の関係
深いです

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

we are limited
handicapped by the english
forgive our results

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



English has failed us
lo, reject modernity
return to monkey

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

open palm slapping
that vhs into slot
then i move with it

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

cycle samsara
attachment only is pain
free yourself from urge

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

for twelve years you ask
who is john galt? i am dumb
my money is all

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

can eeyo claim quad?
if others post before me
then answer is no

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



sky above the port,
the color that was given:
a dead channel's tune

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

Eeyo posted:

can eeyo claim quad?
if others post before me
then answer is no

四つできて
おめでとうです
あいうえお

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Eeyo posted:

for twelve years you ask
who is john galt? i am dumb
my money is all

a decade posting,
a thoughtful retrospective.
thread by: tom collins

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here

Agile Vector posted:

a decade posting,
a thoughtful retrospective.
thread by: tom collins

素晴らしい
完璧な物
懐かしい

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poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
hmm what's that number?
the one that comes after six?
i don't care, just post.

what comes after six?
who cares, just post anyway.
wait, why am i probed?

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