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poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
like open meadow
my latest pipeline is green
i go touch grass now

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poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
printer makes a noise
but i am not in the room
time to load shotgun

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



note to all machines
you do not speak unless told
you are an object

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

note to all machines
you do not speak unless told
you are an object

the machines do speak,
lo, butlerian jihad
peace be to us all

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Stringent posted:

素晴らしい
完璧な物
懐かしい

in japan, this thing
would not count as haiku, lol
TTS, rotor

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

program in haiku
write code in five seven five
why won't it compile

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Mr. Nice! posted:

note to all machines
you do not speak unless told
you are an object

yes, tell it to read
stringent's posts. then you will see:
chicanery, sad

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
letters i cant read
'holy one syllable' guy
trust who? idk

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

rotor posted:

letters i cant read
'holy one syllable' guy
trust who? idk

two sounds like it is
over-enunciating.
but i'm from jersey

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

i can't imagine
holy in one syllable
what does it sound like?

Tankakern
Jul 25, 2007

jeg kan òg skrive
merkelige haikuer
i et annet språk

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

well-read undead posted:

program in haiku
write code in five seven five
why won't it compile

code:
#please say * out loud
for a in [5, 7, 5]:
 print(*(a*["gently caress"]))

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Beeftweeter posted:

in japan, this thing
would not count as haiku, lol
TTS, rotor

could learn Japanese
get a cute Asian girlfriend
dreams of a sad weeb

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

akadajet posted:

could learn Japanese
get a cute Asian girlfriend
dreams of a sad weeb

i am already
married to a korean
they don't like japan

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Beeftweeter posted:

i am already
married to a korean
they don't like japan

historically,
a lot of atrocities.
a sad history

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Beeftweeter posted:

i am already
married to a korean
they don't like japan

annyeonghaseyo
dokdo is most important
to korean folk

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Mr. Nice! posted:

annyeonghaseyo
dokdo is most important
to korean folk

not just an island,
comfort women and forcing
"assimilation"

occupation and
its cultural erasure
are indelible

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

to impress women
you need not learn a language
only write haiku

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

cumpantry posted:

to impress women
you need not learn a language
only write haiku

chicks dig scars, haiku
warrior poets get laid
everyone knows this

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



the liancourt rocks
in japan, takeshima
very important

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rotor posted:

poo poo I miscounted
I will fall upon my sword
and ask forgiveness

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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

probed at the same time
only approved this evening
mine went in the queue :\

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

double jeopardy:
in law? sure. but posting? no.
better luck next time

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
keyboard goes click clack
monokai colors paint the screen
i am a spring god

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
peers won't give the nod?
just test directly in prod.
spit in face of god!

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
sprint work is all done
posts a few lovely haikus
starts Path of Exile

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



poemdexter posted:

sprint work is all done
posts a few lovely haikus
starts Path of Exile

time off you have now
free to play video james
because you can't count

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

poemdexter posted:

peers won't give the nod?
just test directly in prod.
spit in face of god!

beware of rotor
not a mod; idiot king
probed anyway, chump

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

this thread is very bad

i have for it one message

deez nutz, yes, deez nutz

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well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

this thread is very bad

this is some sad poo poo
hosed it up on the first line
get his rear end, rotor

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Beeftweeter posted:

i am already
married to a korean
they don't like japan

are you the founder
of libertarian guys
with Asian wives club

I am also with
a Korean gal myself
she’s Japan neutral

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

this thread is very bad

i have for it one message

deez nutz, yes, deez nutz

mods please ban this guy
he cannot follow the rules
refrigerator

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

this thread is very bad

i have for it one message

deez nutz, yes, deez nutz

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

this thread doing great
now that you've ate a sixer
its even better

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Brrrmph posted:

are you the founder
of libertarian guys
with Asian wives club

I am also with
a Korean gal myself
she’s Japan neutral

lol no i am not.
she speaks japanese, its their
government mostly

libertarians
are huge shitheads, always were.
thems fightin words, jerk

"libertarian"
is five syllables, that's a
long word for jerks lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
after living in
gangnam she became a staunch
socialist. love her

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
i will avoid probe
i can count to seven now
at least i think so

poemdexter
Feb 18, 2005

Hooray Indie Games!

College Slice
stand up this morning
multi person polycule
shower on backlog

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Beeftweeter posted:

lol no i am not.
she speaks japanese, its their
government mostly

libertarians
are huge shitheads, always were.
thems fightin words, jerk

"libertarian"
is five syllables, that's a
long word for jerks lol

sorry about that
I did not mean to offend
don’t google Ron Paul

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



poemdexter posted:

stand up this morning
multi person polycule
shower on backlog

agile polycule
sex schedule standup meeting
bdsm scrum

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

it's monday again
good thing i have the day off
it's nap time bitches

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
click report button?
better make sure you can count
hope you dont post here

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