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Radio Yerevan was asked: "Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the USSR, just like in the USA?" Radio Yerevan answered: "In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished. Equally, you can also stand in the Red Square in Moscow and yell, "Down with Reagan!", and you will not be punished."
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The genre of "soviet jokes" is interesting because they're funny in themselves but also the whole discourse is a soothing salve to clever anti-communist westerners Q: Is there a difference between capitalism and communism? A: In principle, yes. In capitalism, man exploits man. In communism, it's the reverse. Q: Is it true that the poet Vladimir Mayakovsky committed suicide? A: Yes, it is true, and even the record of his very last words is preserved: "Don't shoot, comrades." Q: Why is there no flour in the market? A: Because they began adding it to the bread. Q: We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon. What then is a horizon? A: Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it. Q: Why is our government not in a hurry to land our men on the moon? A: What if they refuse to return? Q: Is it true that half of the members of the Central Committee are idiots? A: What a crazy question. Half of the members of the Central Committee are not idiots! Q: Comrade Teacher, what is the definition of capitalism? A: The historical stage before socialism and after socialism
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