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After watching 3 of Top's shows and giving blistering rants about what he was doing wrong each night, why did Gallagher still have to gently caress up the moment Top tried to give him on that last night? Like, not even Chevy Chase could be that stupid and petty.
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PokeJoe posted:speaking of which, if u can smash a melon between ur thighs please text me My fitness goal is to have buttcheeks mighty enough to close Captains of Crush No. 4 hand grippers.
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I. M. Gei posted:My fitness goal is to have buttcheeks mighty enough to close Captains of Crush No. 4 hand grippers. text me
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if u can crack my dick like a Walnut I'm ready to host
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Apr 17, 2024 06:07
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I saw a one man show once that reminded me a lot of Gallagher
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I saw a one man show once that reminded me a lot of Gallagher Did it have a lot of heart, and a bit of humour too?
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I met a guy when I visiting grad schools almost 20 years ago and he was in a Gallagher-themed Metallica cover band - Metallagher. They'd play Metallica songs with Gallagher themed lyrics and smash water melons. He wrote about it in his personal statement for his applications. We were going to start a fantasy themed metal band where everyone was dressed as a centaur.
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Apr 17, 2024 13:24
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rip to a real one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XQMcSZHwVs
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I saw a Gallagher show in the early 2000s in Madison, WI, in that period of time before he went completely nuts. The week before, Jerry Seinfeld had done a show, which had been big news for our mid-size midwestern college town. At the start of his show Gallagher gets up on stage with a big bag of fun-size Halloween candy and a tennis racket. He starts lobbing candy into the crowd and shouts "DID JERRY SEINFELD GIVE YOU CANDY??". Great joke.Stunt-Puffin posted:After watching 3 of Top's shows and giving blistering rants about what he was doing wrong each night, why did Gallagher still have to gently caress up the moment Top tried to give him on that last night? Like, not even Chevy Chase could be that stupid and petty. It's crazy how much patience and grace Carrot Top had for that aging hippie lunatic Patron Saint of Prop Comedy
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I have a strange memory about Gallagher and I'm honestly not sure if it's real or something I imagined during a fever... After 9-11 he was accused of going off the deep end about terrorism and I'm pretty sure I remember reading an article about how he'd come up with some crazy scheme to clear bridges that had become clogged with cars during a terrorist attack by using helicopters with long cables to grapple the cars and air lift them out of the way. He was trying to promote this idea as some sort of search and rescue procedure and was very VERY upset that it wasn't being taken seriously. I know it sounds crazy, but.. Gallagher. Does anyone remember reading something like that?
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Apr 18, 2024 03:52
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Why is Gallagher VIII afraid of Gallagher VII? Because Gallagher VII ate Gallagher IX.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:00
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You're thinking of his teamup with the far less successful Smatular. That guy that had an oversized spatula and kept coming up with reasons to whip it out and flip over large flat objects. He would fling trashcan lid sized pancakes into the crowd that he cooked on the griddle top embedded in the stage. About three times in a set he would accidentally step on the griddle and say OW HOT FOOT FOOT! He was alright. Well the idea was the cars would be flattened with a mallet and then they'd use a spatula to shuffle them off. I don't know whether it worked.
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cumpantry posted:YOUR MY WANDERRR WAAAAHHLLL ditto Mister Speaker posted:I went to see Peter Gabriel in concert a few months ago and when he played Sledgehammer there was footage on the video walls mostly of different kinds of bugs loving. But there was one shot of a watermelon smashing, which I'm sure was a reference to Gallagher. wait peter gabriel is still doing concerts ?? i had no idea considering he's prob 80 and hasn't been in the spotlight since the 70's and 80's
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Symmetrical  is an abomination
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Classic read: Gallagher Is a Paranoid, Right-Wing, Watermelon-Smashing Maniac "At last, after two hours of his tedious, hacky, right-wing manifesto, Gallagher gets to the part his (willing) hostages have been waiting for. It's time to smash some poo poo. There are the watermelons, there is some cottage cheese ("It's got the curds that blow up, just like on the news!"), there is sauerkraut and syrup and honey. Then Gallagher gets a tin pie plate. He opens a giant can of fruit cocktail and pours it in. He opens a can of some Asian vegetable—water chestnuts, maybe—and pours that in, too. "This is the China people and queers!!!" he screams and takes his sledgehammer to the thing with a fury that is no fun at all. Wet chunks of China people and queers fly everywhere. The hateful, bitter old man laughs. I cannot believe Bill Hicks is dead and this motherfucker is still touring." Laterite fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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Valko posted:My first thought when I saw the thread title was Liam Gallagher, yeah. Are you the alternate universe version of one of The Lucas Bros and was your best friend the other Lucas Bro?
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Apr 18, 2024 10:45
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Literally A Bird > Literally A Person
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Laterite posted:Classic read: lmfao
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Apr 18, 2024 13:10
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Gallagher hosed each and every melon backstage prior to its impending destruction, thereby ensuring the front row of the audience would be covered not only in melon goo but the very essence of Gallagher himself. Appalling certainly, but also a reminder that the days of performers giving their all into every performance are long past us.
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Apr 18, 2024 13:52
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ded posted:Literally A Bird > Literally A Person We're the same person, dingus
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Literally A Person posted:We're the same person, dingus but you're not a bird...?
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Apr 18, 2024 16:05
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:but you're not a bird...? It's an Internet forum, hcotc. We can choose who we want to be.
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Apr 18, 2024 16:07
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and you've chosen to be a person. ipso facto, qed.
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Apr 18, 2024 16:08
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I'm also all the other Literally's too. Hog and Fish.
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Apr 18, 2024 16:29
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I also have my gimmick account Al Mond, the wealthy tree nut magnate.
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Apr 18, 2024 16:30
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Pretty sure I’ve seen Literally A Tomato too. Messed up.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Pretty sure I’ve seen Literally A Tomato too. Messed up. I wanted to really get into character for my upcoming show. It mixes nutrition education with gritty procedural crime drama. Also, it has a lot of humour too.
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Wtf am I doing
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Literally A Person posted:Wtf am I doing Medication time LAP
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Laterite posted:Classic read: I've read this article half a dozen times over the years and it gets more sad and pathetic every time. So has Gallagher, I'm sure.
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Smugworth posted:Medication time LAP Thinking a nappy may be appropriate also
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McSpanky posted:I've read this article half a dozen times over the years and it gets more sad and pathetic every time. So has Gallagher, I'm sure. He's dead. https://www.latimes.com/obituaries/story/2022-11-11/gallagher-melon-smashing-comedian-dead-at-76
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The X-man cometh posted:He's dead. https://www.latimes.com/obituaries/story/2022-11-11/gallagher-melon-smashing-comedian-dead-at-76 drat. rest in power, king
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:drat. rest in power, king pfft
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suing your brother years after you let him copy your performance routine, what a trooper
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Is it true that Gallagher smashed his lil Gallagher repeatedly with his mallet for his entry in the BME Pain Olympics?
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I met a guy when I visiting grad schools almost 20 years ago and he was in a Gallagher-themed Metallica cover band - Metallagher. They'd play Metallica songs with Gallagher themed lyrics and smash water melons. He wrote about it in his personal statement for his applications. We were going to start a fantasy themed metal band where everyone was dressed as a centaur. I think I saw them play at a wrestling show at First Avenue in Minneapolis once. I don't remember much but I remember it was entertaining.
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