don't google the answer. what are jeggings

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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I bet they're like special K cereal but slightly more palatable

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 10:20

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 00:41

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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

long jorts

lol

# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 03:10

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RavenousScoot posted:

I think jegging is an act that the discussion of got several GBS users perma'd

oh noes

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 03:11

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Buttchocks posted:

Jeggings is our butler. He's been with our family for three generations.

lol. Jeggings! :golfclap:

my cane at once :wotwot:

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 03:42

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maybe the J in JNCO™ stood for jeggings the whole time :pusheen:

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 05:14

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watho posted:

it's this, op

I can tell u both googled it :colbert:

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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 09:31

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

The Adventures of Pimpy Longjeggings

One crisp autumn morning, Pimpy was tending to his ho’s out by the meadow when Shart Fox approached him. “Oy, Pimpy I noticed you ‘aven’t any carrots in her crop this year? What gives, mate?”

Well, Pimpy was no stranger to this sort of brazen insolence. He slapped Shart right in his lovely face. “Sorry baby, you know how I feel about these carrots up in this motherfucker,” plead Pimpy. “You know how it be, sometimes.”

Shart Fox nodded. He made a mental note never to mention carrots again. In fact, he’d probably steer clear of any discussion of rhubarb, celery, and tomatoes as well.

That’s right, Shart Fox had learned his lesson.

The end.

Produced by Ringo Starr.

That’s what I think jeggings are.

Correct! Ding ding ding :five:

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 03:00

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I can't get this word out of my head. I go 2 sleep counting jeggings(?) still not sure what they are so the process is mentally exhausting which sends me right to sleep zone :nice:

ugh but then I wake up the next day and guess what. it's jeggings in the shower jeggings in my sock drawer etc ad nauseum. I'm in he'll byob and I'm still guessing at the meaning of this enigmatic earwig of a word

:psyduck:

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 05:33

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🎵 they loved me like I was a borther

gave me fishnets, bought me jeggings

they told me that I was not cheugy, talked of short shorts, made me happy🎵

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Apr 19, 2024

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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 05:48