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Vertical Lime posted:https://x.com/wyshynski/status/1781052684243443751?s=46 Utah has had a great little run of extremely stupid names that have nothing to do with them or the region. Utah Jazz is probably the funniest franchise name in sports, and Real Salt Lake has the vibe of saying "Lamborghini Corolla" or something. so, excited to have the Salt Lake Samurais or Utah Cataphracts next year. i hope they're just going through the Age of Empires 2 unique unit list and throwing a dart at it
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Apr 18, 2024 21:50
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Can’t find the tweet now but I lolled at “Utah Latter Day Skates”
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Apr 18, 2024 21:53
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thankfully Utah already has a cultural history to explain this type of complicated franchise maneuver:The Wikipedia article on Warren Jeffs posted:Following
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Apr 18, 2024 22:08
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They need an entire year to come up with a name? Pro sports and everyone involved with them are huge morons (myself included obviously)
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Apr 18, 2024 22:19
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A hastily put together unnamed team with placeholder jerseys is not a good start to a new franchise trying to distance itself from the ramshackle nature of its prior existence
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Apr 18, 2024 22:25
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The Utah Prophets Jersey is a white shirt with a black (printed) tie and their name on a black and white name tag.
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Apr 18, 2024 22:26
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Utah Raptors is right there for the taking skeletal Jurassic Park style logo in a circle crest for the logo
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Apr 18, 2024 22:38
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Utah Washington Football Team of Hockey
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Apr 18, 2024 22:40
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If it can't be the Utah Whalers, I kind of like the ring of the Utah Brigham Blades
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Apr 18, 2024 22:45
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Do the players have to wear the special underwear? Is Hossa also allergic to that?
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Apr 18, 2024 23:01
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CBJSprague24 posted:I feel like every fan base should have one representative post a summary of their team's respective failed seasons in this format. was it Yahoo that used to have an enemy fan do it? if so, WeaponX should get to do the Devils. maybe a Pens and Flyers fan can do either team. if the Rangers lose, think of how much fun Eric or Rex or McMagic would have
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Apr 18, 2024 23:18
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:was it Yahoo that used to have an enemy fan do it? if so, WeaponX should get to do the Devils. maybe a Pens and Flyers fan can do either team. if the Rangers lose, think of how much fun Eric or Rex or McMagic would have Oh man, how many times can I use the term “soy boys”?
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Apr 18, 2024 23:24
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:Utah has had a great little run of extremely stupid names that have nothing to do with them or the region. Utah Jazz is probably the funniest franchise name in sports, and Real Salt Lake has the vibe of saying "Lamborghini Corolla" or something. Salt Lake Samurai would loving rule lol
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Apr 18, 2024 23:27
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lmao i just realized the blues lost to dallas in the SO last night, leaving them with the loser point and 92 overall. detroit finished with 91. just the most unbelievably disastrous season for the franchise
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Apr 19, 2024 04:00
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Somebody just suggested Utah Blizzard having a rivalry with the Colorado Avalanche on Twitter and I'm here for it.
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Apr 19, 2024 04:58
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ohrwurm posted:Can’t find the tweet now but I lolled at “Utah Latter Day Skates” lmao
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Apr 19, 2024 10:48
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Mike_V posted:lmao i just realized the blues lost to dallas in the SO last night, leaving them with the loser point and 92 overall. detroit finished with 91. just the most unbelievably disastrous season for the franchise I mean sure, maybe, whatever but with such a recent fluke cup feather in your cap, honestly who wants to hear it?
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Apr 19, 2024 12:54
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shyduck posted:Utah Hockey Jazz The Utah Cleared Checks
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Apr 19, 2024 13:11
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https://twitter.com/charlieo_conn/status/1781351849917817182 Ehhhhhh guess we'll see how that works out lol
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Apr 19, 2024 18:28
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this sounds ominous https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1781335993540337786 I like his season (and he played a full one for the first time in a while) so hopefully it's nothing major but... hrmm
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Apr 19, 2024 18:29
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Very irritated that Mike Sullivan is gonna be behind the bench for yet another season. 6 years in a row of losing in the first round or missing the playoffs apparently isn't enough to replace him.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:51
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I like Sully and don't mind him continuing to hang around. I'm in no great hurry to get to the Sheldon Keefe era
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Apr 19, 2024 19:12
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What team is hiring Jay Woodcroft
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Apr 19, 2024 19:16
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Ginette Reno posted:I appreciate Kyle Dubas allowing Mike Sullivan to evaluate why he (Mike Sullivan) has sucked rear end at coaching for like 6 years going now Hey Kyle was the one to know Kyle was the right man for the job!
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Apr 19, 2024 20:10
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Eric the Mauve posted:I like Sully and don't mind him continuing to hang around. I'm in no great hurry to get to the Sheldon Keefe era I honestly do think he's a good coach but it's insanity to have poo poo results for 6 years going and not consider trying something different. The powerplay issues alone this year should have been grounds to can the entire coaching staff
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Apr 19, 2024 21:32
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Eric the Mauve posted:I like Sully and don't mind him continuing to hang around. I'm in no great hurry to get to the Sheldon Keefe era Exactly why they should replace him now, instead of waiting until the leafs get bounced.
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Apr 19, 2024 21:40
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Well we can hope the whole "evaluating the coaching staff" means Reirden's rear end is grass, at least.
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Apr 19, 2024 21:41
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Eric the Mauve posted:I nominate rex to do the Penguins HOLY gently caress posted:seconded ITS THE 2023-24 PITTSBURGH PENGUINS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE WHOLE loving TEAM. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN poo poo gently caress SOUNDS WHEN I TURN THE PUCK OVER ON THE POWERPLAY FOR ANOTHER BACK BREAKING SHORTHANDED GOAL AGAINST OR EVEN WHEN MY FRANCHISE GOALIE IS BENCHED FOR A CAREER .906 -11.5 GSAA JOURNEY MAN NAMED NED. NOT MANY CAN SAY LETS RUN IT BACK AGAIN BOYS THIS TIME IT'S SURE TO WORK!!!!! I CAN! I SAY YINZ AND I SAY YINZ OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY WORKPLACE AND ALL THEY DO IS LOOK AT THE FLOOR AWKWARDLY AS THEY CONTINUE TO UNDER-ACHIEVE (but not really). AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE PLAYERS THAT WON'T SCORE AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING OUTLOUD TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR FOR 2 HOURS EVERYDAY UNTIL THEY START PREGAME AND DISPAPPOINT ME AGAIN!
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Apr 19, 2024 23:26
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You're the best 
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Apr 19, 2024 23:59
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rex rabidorum vires posted:ITS THE 2023-24 PITTSBURGH PENGUINS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, THE WHOLE loving TEAM. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN poo poo gently caress SOUNDS WHEN I TURN THE PUCK OVER ON THE POWERPLAY FOR ANOTHER BACK BREAKING SHORTHANDED GOAL AGAINST OR EVEN WHEN MY FRANCHISE GOALIE IS BENCHED FOR A CAREER .906 -11.5 GSAA JOURNEY MAN NAMED NED. NOT MANY CAN SAY LETS RUN IT BACK AGAIN BOYS THIS TIME IT'S SURE TO WORK!!!!! I CAN! I SAY YINZ AND I SAY YINZ OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY WORKPLACE AND ALL THEY DO IS LOOK AT THE FLOOR AWKWARDLY AS THEY CONTINUE TO UNDER-ACHIEVE (but not really). AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE PLAYERS THAT WON'T SCORE AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING OUTLOUD TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR FOR 2 HOURS EVERYDAY UNTIL THEY START PREGAME AND DISPAPPOINT ME AGAIN! 
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Apr 20, 2024 01:23
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https://x.com/tsn1200/status/1781334543493910899?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q Haven’t made the playoffs in 7 years and also have a bottom-5 prospect pool, perhaps focus on drafting talent? Between this and confirming no buyouts I’m getting Pierre flashbacks
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Apr 20, 2024 02:40
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Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:What team is hiring Jay Woodcroft get the hell out of this thread for another 12 days please
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Apr 20, 2024 04:01
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The Dirty Burger posted:https://x.com/tsn1200/status/1781334543493910899?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q Don’t forget intangibles, grit and size. All things you can’t teach.
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Apr 20, 2024 05:08
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Passing, shooting, positioning, not taking dumb penalties, goaltending: also things you can't teach, if you're The Ottawa Senators
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Apr 20, 2024 05:23
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https://x.com/russohockey/status/1781434489996202056 this is hosed. iirc he played every game this season so he didn’t even get to skip one to get a break from Hockey Impacts or anything 
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Apr 20, 2024 07:14
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Professional grade painkillers baby
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Apr 20, 2024 12:21
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Alright someone help me find a team to root for I'm a fan of the Arizona Cardinals so vibes matter more than wins hence loser thread Auto no's: - Chicago - They dug their own grave - Utah - I barely remembered they existed when they were in AZ What team has (relatively) less toxic vibes, irrelevant of wins?
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Apr 20, 2024 12:31
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Forrest on Fire posted:Alright someone help me find a team to root for Nashville Predators. Fun location, their fans have fun chants at home games, they have a fun core of Sauros (goalie), Josi (defense) and Forsberg, and are def still underdogs.
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Apr 20, 2024 12:34
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From Charlie’s article: “That’s what we’re planning on, would be Ersson and Fedotov next season,” Briere confirmed. “Something could change, especially with the history of this organization with goaltending. It seems there’s always some drama there. But it would be nice to get away from the drama.”” lol.
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