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SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I mean I'm sure it's for the best in the long run, but man, being able to just stroll into a Walmart to pick up a laptop and a gallon of milk at 3:00 am and pay for them both at the same register was an experience, I tell you.

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Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Maybe if we replace human employees with robots

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
I saw an old guy in a long black cloak and a long beard and two teens with skateboards buying spray paint and a chainsaw at a Walmart at 3 am

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Not after what I did in my local Walmart one night at 3am. I ruined it for everyone

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Not after what I did in my local Walmart one night at 3am. I ruined it for everyone

You son of a bitch!

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

You can still go into a Wal-mart at 3 AM if you really want to, it's just a lot harder.

Icept
Jul 11, 2001

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Not after what I did in my local Walmart one night at 3am. I ruined it for everyone

You've been under pencilhands' tutelage?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

A couple got caught loving in the dressing rooms while I was working there one night. Sadly, I was in the back at the time and didn't get to see it.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

You’ll just have to seek out sketchy night people at Denny’s or Waffle House.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Not with this low birth rate we ain't. Time to start loving more.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

Icept posted:

You've been under pencilhands' tutelage?

;)

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If you can't figure out why there's not 24/7 Walmarts anymore OP. You're probably the type of customer that is the reason.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Good

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

There was one in the Walmart where I went to college and it was mega convenient, but boy did I feel for the employees.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Blue Footed Booby posted:

There was one in the Walmart where I went to college and it was mega convenient, but boy did I feel for the employees.

If I had to work at Walmart the 11pm-7am shift would be the one to choose. The freaky night folks just want to be left alone and do their shopping.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Remember that fad for a bit where teenagers would start a bonfire in the middle of a Walmart?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Extra Large Marge posted:

Remember that fad for a bit where teenagers would start a bonfire in the middle of a Walmart?

No?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It was so loving useful for people working weird shifts

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Yeah it's really weird, they go into a Walmart and start a fire. A few adults have done it too.

https://www.news8000.com/news/crime/17-year-old-arrested-for-arson-in-sparta-walmart-fire/article_919f980a-a465-11ee-a737-a78675e54e86.html
https://www.wbrz.com/news/fire-at-burbank-walmart-determined-to-be-intentional-business-closed-indefinitely/
https://www.whio.com/news/local/teen-arrested-accused-arson-beavercreek-walmart/EFTPJPCPNRDPDBMMZUNU3CZ46A/
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/au...TNCHDCQMHRTTPU/
https://www.pressherald.com/2023/11/05/man-charged-with-arson-after-fire-at-bangor-walmart/

There are so few people working inside a Walmart that you can just walk in and get a fire going without anyone noticing. Nobody cares until there is smoke everywhere!

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Extra Large Marge posted:

Remember that fad for a bit where teenagers would start a bonfire in the middle of a Walmart?

I remember the Loud Challenge
most people in the store didnt really give a gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUDyOLjgLho

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
I was so pissed when the local Walmart stopped doing 24 hours. I had a bout of insomnia, so at 2AM I just said gently caress it and decided to do a run I was planning for later in the day. It's a 40 minute drive into town and I get there and its all shut down. "What in the high holy gently caress?!?"

It was always cool to shop at 2AM, cause there would be no one there. Though one time I did run into a neighbor family; husband, wife, kid and they said they always shopped at the odd hours to avoid the crowds.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I still try to avoid the crowds as best I can because Walmart is a nightmare when it's busy. But it was pretty great to roll in there before the sun rose, do all my shopping, and be out without seeing more than 2 or 3 people in the whole store.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






A Fancy Hat posted:

I still try to avoid the crowds as best I can because Walmart is a nightmare when it's busy. But it was pretty great to roll in there before the sun rose, do all my shopping, and be out without seeing more than 2 or 3 people in the whole store.

Yeah this was the poo poo, 1-4 am shopping was easy mode. And night people are cool af, don't start none won't be none.

041824
Apr 18, 2024

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I work overnights, so with the death of 24h stores trying to figure out a shopping window is always fun

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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#1 SIMP

Oh no

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

GABA ghoul posted:

Not with this low birth rate we ain't. Time to start loving more.

We've already established that gets you kicked out of Wal-Mart. It's like you're not even trying. Think, Timepants! Think! 24-hour Wal-Mart is depending on you!

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I strongly miss overnight walmarts. Being able to shop at 12 or 1 was really convenient.

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

I liked it because you could go in at 3 am when there were like 2 employees in the whole store and just take stuff without paying

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...

super sweet best pal posted:

A couple got caught loving in the dressing rooms while I was working there one night. Sadly, I was in the back at the time and didn't get to see it.

Do you really want to what type of human fucks in a Walmart dressing room at night?

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Gherkin Jerkin posted:

Do you really want to what type of human fucks in a Walmart dressing room at night?

Yes

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gotta get in on that hot walmart midnight bathroom orgy action

lots o post coital snack options as well

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
It’s the case in the UK as well, no 24 hour supermarkets. I remember my first time doing it, couldn’t sleep as my sleep cycle was screwed up (hello undiagnosed depression and autism in the 2000s) so decided to pop in, grabbed some stuff late at night and pop home a few times.

Sure, technically we have petrol (gas) stations for some stuff now but nothing beats the big shop after going clubbing.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

3rd shift can just get hosed

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
they'll find a way for the premium consumer

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Gherkin Jerkin posted:

Do you really want to what type of human fucks in a Walmart dressing room at night?

The biggest dressing room problem is people making GBS threads in them.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
I had to stop buying lube because now I have to do it in front of everyone instead of an empty 2 am store with self check out.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I once got busy in a 24/7 Walmart bathroom. Welp bye.

naem
May 29, 2011

Fallows posted:

I had to stop buying lube because now I have to do it in front of everyone instead of an empty 2 am store with self check out.

https://youtu.be/aHKWozpaJZQ?si=xDoyEU9QNDIH_ImS

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snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
any winco goons? is winco still 24hr? doing my grocery shopping at 2am to avoid society in my early twenties was amazing.

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