The (?)th Annual Mr. Kite Living Memorial NHL Predictions Thread

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DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

I believe we normally do round-by-round, Stanley Cup Final, Conn Smythe, and something random. I always do all of it, so I'll do that below. Someone else can make the spreadsheet (please).

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Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1)
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3)

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2)
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3)

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2)
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3)

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1)
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)

Stanley Cup:
Conn Smythe:
Total PIMs:
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My predictions:

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) -- Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) -- Leafs in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) -- Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) -- Hurricanes in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) -- Golden Knights in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) -- Jets in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) -- Canucks in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) -- Oilers in 5

Stanley Cup: Rangers over Jets in 4
Conn Smythe: Artemi Panarin
Total PIMs: 1400

My extended predictions:

Florida Panthers (A1) vs Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) -- Panthers in 6
New York Rangers (M1) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (M2) -- Rangers in 7

Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs Vegas Golden Knights (C3) -- Jets in 5
Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs Edmonton Oilers (P2) -- Oilers in 5

New York Rangers (M1) vs Florida Panthers (A1) -- Rangers in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs Edmonton Oilers (P2) -- Jets in 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs Winnipeg Jets (C2) -- Rangers in 4

Last year's thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4029844

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# ? May 6, 2024 10:47

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Leafs in 7 - Bonus: Game 7 is double OT, Ryan Reeves scores the winner, SAS is flabbergasted, Matthews has 2 goals the entire series.

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Islanders in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Avalache in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Predators in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 4

Stanley Cup: Panthers over Predators in 6
Conn Smythe: Aleksander Barkov
Total PIMs: 1666 :regd10:

but at least one series will have less than 10 because lol playoff officiating

# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:48

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

Began in 2010, so 14th annual. I am less than a God but more than a man.

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) 6 games. Kinda don't buy the Panthers and Kuch is Kuch.
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) 5 games. Its time.
New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) 5 games. Nice potential for upset but not happening.
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) 7 games. Islanders keep it close and then win big at the end.

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) 6 games. Gonna be close and could really go either way, more of a preference than a pick.
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) 7 games. Mackinnon gonna run wild but Jets have D.
Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) 7 games. I dunno, Canucks are iffy lately.
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) 6 games. Its also time.

Stanley Cup: Kings
Conn Smythe: Kopitar (then retires)
Total PIMs: 1200

Mr. Kite fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 19, 2024

# ? Apr 19, 2024 23:50

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 4
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - :laffo:

Bruins in 4

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 4
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Canes in 4

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 4
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Jets in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Canucks in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 4

Stanley Cup: New York Rangers
Conn Smythe: Sebastian Aho
Total PIMs: 2600

# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:44

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Tampa Bay Lightning in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Boston Bruins in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) New York Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Carolina Hurricanes in 4

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Dallas Stars in 5
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Winnipeg Jets in 7

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Nashville Predators in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Edmonton Oilers in 6

Round 2

Boston Bruins vs Tampa Bay Lightning Tampa in 6
New York Rangers vs Carolina Hurricanes Carolina in 6

Winnipeg Jets vs Dallas Stars Dallas in 6
Edmonton Oilers vs Nashville Predators Oilers in 5

Round 3

Carolina Hurricanes vs Tampa Bay Lightning Carolina in 6

Edmonton Oilers vs Dallas Stars Edmonton in 5

Finals

Edmonton Oilers vs Carolina Hurricanes Hurricanes in 7

Stanley Cup: Carolina Hurricanes
Conn Smythe: Jake Guentzel
Total PIMs: 1500
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:45

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

I started a spreadsheet on google docs which I will update until 5 pm EDT tomorrow and then I'll post it here.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:01

Spelling Mitsake: Oct 4, 2007; Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 5
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Bruins in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 4
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Golden Knights in 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Avalanche in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Predators in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Oilers in 5

Stanley Cup: Vegas
Conn Smythe: Mark Stone
Total PIMs: 1350

Canucks are frauds. Leafs are more likely to lose in 7 than any other outcome. Vegas's cold anything-to-win approach pays off again.

ZeeBoi posted:

I started a spreadsheet on google docs which I will update until 5 pm EDT tomorrow and then I'll post it here.

You're awesome.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:03

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

ZeeBoi posted:

I started a spreadsheet on google docs which I will update until 5 pm EDT tomorrow and then I'll post it here.

bless, thank you!

# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:26

Duckman2008: Jan 6, 2010; TFW you see Flyers goaltending.; Grimey Drawer

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1)

- panthers 6

Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3)

Bruins 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2)

Rangers 4

Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3)

Hurricanes 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2)

Stars 7

Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3)

Aves 5

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1)

Vancouver 5

Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)

Edmonton 4

Stanley Cup: Panthers win over Edmonton
Conn Smythe: Tkachuk
Total PIMs: 4,269

Duckman2008 fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:27

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

https://twitter.com/easportsnhl/status/1781400774091686110

# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:57

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 4
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Bruins in 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Knights in 4
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Jets in 5

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Canucks in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 7

Stanley Cup: Canucks
Conn Smythe: Miller
Total PIMs: 1280

# ? Apr 20, 2024 02:01

GuavaMoment: Aug 13, 2006; YouTube dude

Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Bruins in 7 lmao

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Canes in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Knights in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Avs in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Predators in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Oilers in 6

Stanley Cup: Vegas
Conn Smythe: Eichel
Total PIMs: 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:08

Joink: Jan 8, 2004; What if I told you cod is no longer a fish

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Bruins in 5

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 4

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Avalanche in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Canucks in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Oilers in 7

Stanley Cup: Bruins
Conn Smythe: David Pastrnak
Total PIMs: 1230

# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:09

Starsfan: Sep 29, 2007; This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely

Eastern Conference Quarterfinals
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 5
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Leafs in 7 (!)

New York Rangers (M1) vs. Washington Capitals (WC2) - NYR in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 5

Western Conference Quarterfinals
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Jets in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Canucks in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

Conference Semifanls
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Leafs in 7 (!!)
New York Rangers (M1) vs. Carolina Hurricanes (M2) - Hurricanes in 6

Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (C2) - Stars in 6
Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Edmonton Oilers (P2) - Oilers in 5

Conference Finals
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Leafs in 7(!!!)
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Edmonton Oilers (P2) - Stars in 5

Stanley Cup: Dallas in 4 over the Toronto Frauds
Conn Smythe: ROOOOOOOOPPPPPE HINTZZZZZ
Total PIMs: 1,250

# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:17

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

This is what I have so far. I'll double check again after I've gotten some sleep but I'm pretty sure I got everyone's picks in correctly.

I'll post updated tables again on Saturday at 5 PM EDT

Edit: updated with the picks below.

ZeeBoi fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:12

Jehde: Apr 21, 2010

Eastern Conference
Panthers in 6
Leafs in 7

Rangers in 6
Canes in 5

Western Conference
Stars in 6
Avs in 6

Nucks in 6
Kings in 5

Stanley Cup: Nucks
Conn Smythe: Petey
Total PIMs: 1812

# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:21

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

I love these since I always do so bad.

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Lightning in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Bruins in 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Islanders in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Golden Knights in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Avalanche in 5

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Canucks in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Kings in 7

Stanley Cup: stupid loving Rangers

# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:30

SoggyBobcat: Oct 2, 2013

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Lightning in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Bruins in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs. Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 4
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Jets in 7

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Canucks in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

Stanley Cup: Canucks
Conn Smythe: J.T. Miller
Total PIMs: 1150

# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:00

ImplicitAssembler: Jan 24, 2013

Eastern

Lighting in 6
Bruins in 7
Rangers in 4
Hurricanes in 6

Western:

Stars in 7
Avs in 5
Canucks in 6
Kings in 5

Stanley Cup Champs: Avs.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 07:32

AngelesXO: May 15, 2009

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Bruins in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Avalanche in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Predators in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 6

Stanley Cup: Avs
Conn Smythe: MacKinnon
Total PIMs: 1350

# ? Apr 20, 2024 08:30

Porrima: Oct 18, 2012; The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1). Tampa 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3). Bruins 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2). Rangers 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3). Carolina 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2). Dallas 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3). Trashers 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1). Canucks 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3). Oilers 6

Stanley Cup: Rangers
Conn Smythe: Panarin
Total PIMs: I would not have had any clue about total value without seeing other people�s guesses, so my official guess is a quadrillion

# ? Apr 20, 2024 09:04

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

Porrima posted:

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1). Tampa 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3). Bruins 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2). Rangers 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3). Carolina 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2). Dallas 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3). Trashers 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1). Canucks 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3). Oilers 6

Stanley Cup: Rangers
Conn Smythe: Panarin
Total PIMs: I would not have had any clue about total value without seeing other people�s guesses, so my official guess is a quadrillion

lmfao same, i was gonna put 9 bazillion for PIMs but i got burned last year on the tie breaker in a league with homies

# ? Apr 20, 2024 09:32

Jack's Flow: Jun 6, 2003; Life, friends, is boring

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1). Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3). Leafs in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2). Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3). Carolina in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2). Dallas in 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3). Connor Charles Hellebuyck in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1). Canucks in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3). Oilers in 6

Stanley Cup: Canucks
Conn Smythe: Hughes
Total PIMs: I have no idea. 1385?

# ? Apr 20, 2024 12:07

Twin Cinema: Jun 1, 2006; Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Panthers in 6
Bruins in 7
Rangers in 5
Hurricanes in 6

Stars in 6
Jets in 7
Predators in 7
Oilers in 6

Cup: Oilers
Smythe: McDavid
PIMs: 1634

extended predictions
Panthers in 7
Hurricanes in 7

Jets in 6
Oilers in 5

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Hurricanes in 6
Oilers in 6

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Oilers in 7 to right the wrongs of the past

# ? Apr 20, 2024 13:08

fisting by many: Dec 25, 2009

I just let a computer pick for me because it'll do a better job. Then I saw its picks. Oh well!

West
Vegas in 6
Winnipeg in 5
Nashville in 5
Edmonton in 6

East
Rangers in 6
Carolina in 4
Florida in 4
Toronto in 5

Cup: Nashville ?!
Conn Smythe: Saros I guess
PIMS: like, 1130.

(future rounds, if by some coincidence these hold up)

Second round
Winnipeg in 6
Nashville in 4
--
Carolina in 5
Florida in 5

Conference Finals
Nashville in 7
Florida in 5

Final
Nashville in 7

# ? Apr 20, 2024 13:37

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Fancy Cats in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) -
Bruins in 7
New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Hurricanes in 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) -
Avs in 6
Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Canucks in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Oilers in 5

Stanley Cup: Carolina over Dallas
Conn Smythe: Sebastian Aho
Total PIMs: 1355

# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:27

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Here are the weirdest and quite probably wrongest predictions you will see in this thread!

Eastern Conference
Panthers vs. Lightning: Panthers in 6
Bruins vs. Maple Leafs: Bruins in 7, of course

Rangers vs. Capitals: Rangers in 5
The Second Annual Sebastian Aho Derby: Islanders in 6

Western Conference
Stars vs. Golden Knights: Golden Knights in 7
Jets vs. Avalanche: Avalanche in 4

Canucks vs. Predators: Predators in 4
Oilers vs. Kings: Kings in 6

Stanley Cup Final: Rangers over Avalanche
Conn Smythe: Igor Shesterkin
Total PIMs: 1,415

Eric the Mauve fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:56

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Well the Capitals are definitely upsetting the Rangers, looking at the prediction spreadsheet. :rip:

RAS

# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:58

Albino Squirrel: Apr 25, 2003; Miosis more like meiosis

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Florida in 5
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Toronto in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Carolina in 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Dallas in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Colorado in 7

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Vancouver in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Edmonton in 5

Extended predictions:
Dallas over Colorado in 6
Edmonton over Vancouver in 6
Florida over Toronto in 4
Carolina over NYR in 5

Dallas over Edmonton in 7
Carolina over Florida in 5

Dallas over Carolina in 6

Stanley Cup: Dallas Stars
Conn Smythe: Jake Oettinger
Total PIMs: 896

# ? Apr 20, 2024 15:06

Albino Squirrel: Apr 25, 2003; Miosis more like meiosis

Bonus guesses: my kids!

Albino Squirrel's 10-year-old (the Panthers fan)

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Florida in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Boston in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Rangers in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Carolina in 4

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Dallas in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Colorado in 7

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Vancouver in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Edmonton in 7

Extended predictions:
Colorado over Dallas in 5
Vancouver over Edmonton in 6
Florida over Boston in 4
Carolina over NYR in 7

Vancouver over Colorado in 5
Carolina over Florida in 6

Vancouver over Carolina in 7

Stanley Cup: Vancouver Canucks
Conn Smythe: JT Miller
Total PIMs: 1500

Albino Squirrel's 8-year-old

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Florida in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Boston in 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Rangers in 6
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Carolina in 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Dallas in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Colorado in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Vancouver in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Edmonton in 6

Extended predictions:
Colorado over Dallas in 6
Edmonton over Vancouver in 6
Florida over Boston in 6
Carolina over NYR in 6

Colorado over Edmonton in 6
Florida over Carolina in 6

Colorado over Florida in 6

Stanley Cup: Colorado Avalanche
Conn Smythe: Nate MacKinnon
Total PIMs: 1020

Albino Squirrel fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 15:15

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Albino Squirrel posted:

Bonus guesses: my kids!

Albino Squirrel's 10-year-old (the Panthers fan)
Colorado over Vancouver in 5
Florida over Carolina in 6

Vancouver over Carolina in 7

Holy poo poo, what kind of scandal is that 10-year-old predicting the Panthers are going to get into??

# ? Apr 20, 2024 15:19

Albino Squirrel: Apr 25, 2003; Miosis more like meiosis

Eric the Mauve posted:

Holy poo poo, what kind of scandal is that 10-year-old predicting the Panthers are going to get into??

Miami's a fun town, OK?

(fixed)

# ? Apr 20, 2024 15:29

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

ZeeBoi fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 15:56

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

OK that Caps spreadsheet is hilarious.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:44

Spelling Mitsake: Oct 4, 2007; Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

We still need an RNG? Here's one:

Florida in 4
Boston in 6
Washington in 4
Rangers in 6
Islanders in 7
Vegas in 4
Dallas in 7
Winnipeg in 7

# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:49

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Furnaceface posted:

OK that Caps spreadsheet is hilarious.

No one's even picking them to take it to 7.

Good God Almighty that's Charlie Lindgren's music!!!!

# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:53

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Rangers in 5
Hurricanes in 6
Panthers in 6
Bruins in 7 (lol)

Golden Knights in 7
Avalanche in 6
Canucks in 7
Oilers in 5

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Hurricanes in 7
Panthers in 6

Avalanche in 7
Oilers in 7

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Panthers in 6

Oilers in 6

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Oilers in 6

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Mind_Taker fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:05

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

I was just going to put LMAO across all four columns for the caps

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:06

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Nothing would please me more than for the Capitals to eliminate the Rangers but I just can't see it happening

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:13

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# ? May 6, 2024 10:47

Zaroff: Nov 10, 2009; Nothing in the world can stop me now!

Eastern:
Panthers in 6
Bruins in 6
Rangers in 5
Hurricanes in 5

Western:
Stars in 7
Avalanche in 6
Canucks in 5
Oilers in 6

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:16

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