The (?)th Annual Mr. Kite Living Memorial NHL Predictions Thread

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

I can, gently caress the Rags, Caps in four.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:16

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# ? May 5, 2024 23:10

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Lightning in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Bruins in 5

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Islanders in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Jets in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Predators in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Oilers in 4

Stanley Cup: Dallas Stars
Conn Smythe: Joe Pavelski
Total PIMs: 1278

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:19

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Cartoon Man posted:

I can, gently caress the Rags, Caps in four.

What are the betting odds on the Caps to win the series? It's not completely outlandish, just need a hot goalie and a well placed Wilson assault early in the series.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:21

AntiDepressor: Jun 3, 2011

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins in 7 - Game 7 overtime

New York Rangers in 7
New York Islanders in 7 - Hell yeah Subway Series

Western Conference
Dallas Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets in 5

Vancouver Canucks in 6
Los Angeles Kings in 7

Stanley Cup: Florida Panthers def Dallas Stars in 6
Conn Smythe: Bobrovsky
Total PIMs: 1969

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:24

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

Albino Squirrel posted:

Colorado over Vancouver in 5

Vancouver over Carolina in 7[/b]

Spelling Mitsake posted:

We still need an RNG? Here's one:

Washington in 4
Rangers in 6

Vegas in 4
Dallas in 7

what is happening lol

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:25

Blackbelt Bobman: Jul 17, 2004; I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!

Round 1:
Panthers in 6
Maple Leafs in 7
Rangers in 5
Canes in 6

Stars in 6
Avalanche in 7
Preds in 6
Oilers in 5

Round 2:
Panthers in 6
Rangers in 7

Stars in 6
Oilers in 5

Round 3:
Rangers in 7

Oilers in 7

Final:
Oilers in 6

Why the gently caress not, let McD have exactly one cup

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:34

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Eric the Mauve posted:

What are the betting odds on the Caps to win the series? It's not completely outlandish, just need a hot goalie and a well placed Wilson assault early in the series.

Dunno the betting odds but Dom's model has the Rangers at around 80% to advance.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:36

Albino Squirrel: Apr 25, 2003; Miosis more like meiosis

heehee posted:

what is happening lol

god drat it that's what happens when I try to transcribe poo poo before I've had my coffee.

Edit: it's fixed now. I think it's fixed. God I hope it's fixed.

Albino Squirrel fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:45

Porrima: Oct 18, 2012; The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

The excel picture is missing my Jets for 6.

Probably since I wrote "Thrashers in 6" to be "funny" like the loser I am.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:01

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

Porrima posted:

The excel picture is missing my Jets for 6.

Probably since I wrote "Thrashers in 6" to be "funny" like the loser I am.

I immediately got it if its worth anything.

Ginette Reno posted:

Nothing would please me more than for the Capitals to eliminate the Rangers but I just can't see it happening

Yeah its this. I love picking the underdog or longshot (especially when it would gently caress the Rangers over) but this one is so lopsided even I cant rationalize it.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:06

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

ZeeBoi posted:

Too much white space. Remove the gap between competing teams, narrow the columns (even if you have to abbr. names), center names within the columns (or make the headings left-oriented).

Something like this:

Mr. Kite fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:09

Darude - Adam Sandstorm: Aug 16, 2012

My predictions:

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers(A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) -- Panthers in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs(A3) -- Bruins in 7

]New York Rangers(M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) -- Rangers in 5
]Carolina Hurricanes(M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) -- Hurricanes in 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights(WC2) -- Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) -- Avs in 7

Vancouver Canucks(P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) -- Canucks in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) -- Oilers in 5

Stanley Cup: Oilers over Canes in 6
Conn Smythe: Connor
Total PIMs: 1234

Darude - Adam Sandstorm fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Apr 21, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:17

Spelling Mitsake: Oct 4, 2007; Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

heehee posted:

what is happening lol

lol not sure how I hosed that up.

Florida in 4
Boston in 6
Rangers in 4
Islanders in 6
Vegas in 7
Winnipeg in 4
Vancouver in 7
Edmonton in 7

# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:28

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

Porrima posted:

Total PIMs: I would not have had any clue about total value without seeing other people�s guesses, so my official guess is a quadrillion

i feel like people have been mostly putting in a number based on what I put. to be clear though: i did not look up that number at all. i have no idea if it�s even in the ballpark lol

DO YALL WANT A BOXC fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:05

QuasiQuack: Jun 13, 2010; Ducks hockey baybee

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1)
Tampa in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3)
Boston in 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2)
Rangers in 4
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3)
Islanders in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2)
Dallas in 7
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3)
Colorado in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1)
Vancouver in 5
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)
Edmonton in 5

Stanley Cup: New York Rangers
Conn Smythe: Shesterkin
Total PIMs: 969

# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:14

Mr. Kite: Aug 28, 2004; SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY

I don't get the point of trying to guess PIMs. It's completely random. The best you can do is estimate pim/gm and gms/series.

I just guessed 14 pim/game � 5.7 gms/series � 15 series.

# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:25

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1)
Panthers 5

Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3)
Bruins 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2)
Rangers 4

Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3)
Hurricanes 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2)
Stars 5

Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3)
Jets 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1)
Canucks 5

Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)
Oilers 6

Stanley Cup: Florida Panthers over Dallas in 6
Conn Smythe: Alexander Barkov
Total PIMs: 1,500

# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:34

Jhet: Jun 3, 2013

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - Florida in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Toronto in 7

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - NYR in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - Carolina in 5

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Dallas in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - Colorado in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - Vancouver in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - Edmonton in 7

Stanley Cup: New York Rangers vs Dallas - Dallas in 7 games (I think I died inside writing this)
Conn Smythe: Roope Hintz
Total PIMs: 875

# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:52

Arabian Jesus: Feb 15, 2008; We've got the American Jesus
Bolstering national faith

We've got the American Jesus
Overwhelming millions every day

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Tampa in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Leafs in 5

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Rangers in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Hurricanes in 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Dallas in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Avs in 6

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Preds in 7
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Kings in 7

Stanley Cup: Leafs :sickos:

Conn Smythe: Matthews
Total PIMs: 666

# ? Apr 20, 2024 20:35

Escape Goat: Jan 30, 2009

Eastern:
Panthers in 5
Bruins in 6
Rangers in 5
Hurricanes in 4

Western:
Stars in 6
Jets in 6
Canucks in 7
Kings in 6

Stanley cup: Dallas
Conn Smythe: Joe Pavelski
PIMs: 777

Escape Goat fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Apr 20, 2024

# ? Apr 20, 2024 21:51

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) in 7
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) in 6

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) in 5
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs.Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) in 4

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) in 4
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) in 4

Stanley Cup:
Conn Smythe:
Total PIMs: 3

# ? Apr 20, 2024 22:16

Aces High: Mar 26, 2010; Nah! A little chocolate will do

Aaaaaaahhhhh gently caress!

Um, quick and dirty 1st round stuff

Rags in 5
Islanders in 6

Bruins in 7
Tampa in 5

Dallas in 6
Jets in 5

Oilers in 4
Canucks in 7

PIM 1100

e: Stanley Cup: Canucks
Conn Smythe: Quinn Hughes

Aces High fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Apr 23, 2024

# ? Apr 21, 2024 00:30

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

I believe we normally do round-by-round, Stanley Cup Final, Conn Smythe, and something random. I always do all of it, so I'll do that below. Someone else can make the spreadsheet (please).

Blank for copying:
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Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1)
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3)

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2)
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3)

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2)
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3)

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1)
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)

Stanley Cup:
Conn Smythe:
Total PIMs:

(Oops I'm a few hours late, the curse of relying on bookmarks so much, I'm just picking my faves regardless)

Florida in 6
Toronto in 7
Rangers in 5
Carolina in 6

Dallas in 7
Winnipeg in 7
Vancouver in 6
Edmonton in 5

Toronto in 7
Carolina in 6
Winnipeg in 7
Vancouver in 6

Carolina in 6 (Guentzel trade++)
Vancouver in 7

Vancouver in 7

Cup: Canucks
Conn Smythe: let's get nuts, Quinn Hughes
PIM: 1337

# ? Apr 21, 2024 02:39

heehee: Sep 5, 2012; haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win

ok unless im blind no one made a league for this on the nhl website so i made one: https://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/en/leagues/65951

join or else (no pw cuz i think the chances of any rando joining is 0)

# ? Apr 21, 2024 03:35

Star: Jul 15, 2005; Guerilla war struggle is a new entertainment.; Fallen Rib

I know I�m too late and that it�s already started but whatever, I never win anyway.

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) - panthers in 6
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) - Toronto in seven

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) - Rangers in five
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) - hurricanes in 6

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) - Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) - jets in 7

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) - canucks in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) - oilers in 6

Stanley Cup: rangers
Conn Smythe: panarin
Total PIMs: 917

# ? Apr 21, 2024 08:26

VOTE1: Aug 23, 2007

I know i'm late, but I was out camping with no internet, and i'll get heaps more wrong so a two game headstart will quickly be forgotten when these are all wrong..
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Eastern Conference
[bFlorida Panthers (A1) in 6[/b] vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1)
Boston Bruins (A2) in 5 vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3)

New York Rangers (M1) in 6vs.Washington Capitals (WC2)
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) in 4 vs. New York Islanders (M3)

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) in 7 vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2)
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) in 5

Vancouver Canucks (P1) in 7 vs. Nashville Predators (WC1)
Edmonton Oilers (P2) in 5 vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3)

Round 2
Boston in 6
Rangers in 6
Dallas in 5
Edmonton in 6

Round 3
Rangers in 7
Dallas in 6

SCF
Dallas in 5

Stanley Cup: Dallas
Conn Smythe: Robertson
Total PIMs: 743 (only 100 after game 4 of round 1)
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 12:37

Mr. Fish: Sep 13, 2017; INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Eastern Conference
Florida Panthers (A1) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (WC1) Panthers in 5
Boston Bruins (A2) vs. Toronto Maple Leafs (A3) Bruins in 4 lmao

New York Rangers (M1) vs.Washington Capitals (WC2) Caps in 7
Carolina Hurricanes (M2) vs. New York Islanders (M3) Isles in 7

Western Conference
Dallas Stars (C1) vs. Vegas Golden Knights (WC2) Stars in 6
Winnipeg Jets (C2) vs. Colorado Avalanche (C3) Avs in 5

Vancouver Canucks (P1) vs. Nashville Predators (WC1) Nucks in 6
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Oilers in 6

Stanley Cup: NEW YOAHK FREAKEN ISLANDUHS BABEY!!!!!
Conn Smythe: Leon Draisaitl (Isles-Oilers matchup in the finals just like old times :3:

)
Total PIMs: one billion

# ? Apr 21, 2024 16:21

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

# ? Apr 23, 2024 06:34

Twin Cinema: Jun 1, 2006; Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Has there ever been another series where no one picked one team? Like, even the Islanders got some people picking them!

# ? Apr 23, 2024 13:59

rex rabidorum vires: Mar 26, 2007; KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

Columbus sweep of Tampa I think. No one had them in 4 or maybe 5 either.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:22

Spelling Mitsake: Oct 4, 2007; Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.

I think no one picked Winnipeg in Oilers/Jets 2021.

edit: except the RNG

# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:48

Twin Cinema: Jun 1, 2006; Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

Some people did take Columbus, but I am not sure how. When I click on the spreadsheet, some picks for Columbus in 4 and 5 were there, but not in the thread.

I also had this amazing take of the series.

quote:

Tampa/Columbus: Tampa in 5 I have Tampa. Of course I have Tampa. Only a fool would not pick Tampa. This overconfidence means the worst will happen.

# ? Apr 23, 2024 14:58

ZeeBoi: Jan 17, 2001

# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:21

DO YALL WANT A BOXC: Jul 20, 2010; HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!; Fun Shoe

i should have paid more attention to Nashville. they are incredibly physical. it would also have been nice if Demko had let me know he was gonna get hurt BEFORE the series

# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:56