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We're running really old software. How come the forums don't get hacked?
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Apr 22, 2024 21:56
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because i encoded the password with a very obscure dialect called “1337”
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Apr 22, 2024 22:19
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Internet Old One posted:We're running really old software. load-bearing slurs
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Apr 22, 2024 22:24
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the radium protocall
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Apr 22, 2024 22:27
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smythe lives in the server closet and will bite anyone who enters
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Apr 22, 2024 22:45
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nothing worth stealing
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Apr 22, 2024 22:48
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im hacking it right now, op
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Apr 22, 2024 22:56
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Apr 22, 2024 23:44
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Roosevelt posted:nothing worth stealing Who steals my posts steals trash; 'twere something, nothing; 'Twas mine, 'tis his, and has been read by dozens; But he that filches from me my money Robs me of that which enriches him quite a bit, And makes me poor indeed.
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Apr 22, 2024 23:47
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its run by the nsa, it was rewritten in erlang a long time ago
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Apr 22, 2024 23:50
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it's hacked every day, the hackers just can't think of a way to deface it that's more disgraceful than what's already there (your posts)
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Apr 23, 2024 00:03
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i assume it's because a php/mysql website without a ton of bullshit microservices has very few attack vectors and all of the low hanging fruit has been secured a long time ago. that plus the keys being in the hands of very few people make phishing/social engineering attacks very unlikely to be successful.
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polyester concept posted:i assume it's because a php/mysql website without a ton of bullshit microservices has very few attack vectors and all of the low hanging fruit has been secured a long time ago. that plus the keys being in the hands of very few people make phishing/social engineering attacks very unlikely to be successful. oh, a "real answer"
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Apr 23, 2024 04:39
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literally security through obscurity
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Apr 23, 2024 04:41
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rotor posted:literally security through obscurity unironically the best type of security
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Apr 23, 2024 05:09
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respect for the old school
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Apr 23, 2024 05:16
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also the servers are haunted by the ghost of lowtax. anyone who logs in is cursed.
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Apr 23, 2024 05:17
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because the servers are managed by jeff k
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Apr 23, 2024 10:08
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Roosevelt posted:nothing worth stealing
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Apr 23, 2024 17:52
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git apologist posted:because the servers are managed by jeff k this is the truth
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Apr 23, 2024 17:58
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i can't argue with these facts
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Apr 23, 2024 18:02
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is jeff k 40 yet?
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Apr 23, 2024 18:11
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Jeff 401K
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Apr 23, 2024 18:24
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Captain Foo posted:Jeff 401K aaag
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Apr 23, 2024 21:22
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Captain Foo posted:Jeff 401K
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Apr 23, 2024 22:16
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Captain Foo posted:Jeff 401K lol
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Apr 23, 2024 22:17
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Captain Foo posted:Jeff 401K
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Apr 24, 2024 00:06
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Captain Foo posted:Jeff 401K
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Apr 24, 2024 00:14
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Captain Foo posted:Jeff 401K
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Apr 24, 2024 00:14
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qirex posted:is jeff k 40 yet? he’s married and has 2 kids and a dog now. works as a material scientist for Boeing of all things
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Apr 24, 2024 00:22
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i dont read the old people thread but i'ma change the thread title to Jeff 401k
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Apr 24, 2024 00:25
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rotor posted:i dont read the old people thread Lol
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Apr 24, 2024 01:00
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who is jeff k is that the same as jeffrey from yospos
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Apr 24, 2024 01:06
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rotor posted:i dont read the old people thread
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Apr 24, 2024 01:06
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rotor posted:i dont read the old people thread any thread ur in is the old people thread
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Apr 24, 2024 01:09
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rotor knows better than to be a thread's main character
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Apr 24, 2024 01:11
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Bloody posted:who is jeff k is that the same as jeffrey from yospos lol look at this n00b
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Apr 24, 2024 01:27
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Bloody posted:who is jeff k oh lordy
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Apr 24, 2024 01:29
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Bloody posted:who is jeff k is that the same as jeffrey from yospos in my headcanon it is
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it’s lowtax
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