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Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life
Jeff K. made Ren and Stimpy and then lowtax commissioned him to make some sort of generic smurfs knockoff called "derfs". This all happened before I got here but Wikipedia has a pretty good article on it.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
jeffk is all of us

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

rotor posted:

i dont read the old people thread but i'ma change the thread title to Jeff 401k

you dont read any of the threads you post in? at all?

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Internet Old One posted:

Jeff K. made Ren and Stimpy and then lowtax commissioned him to make some sort of generic smurfs knockoff called "derfs". This all happened before I got here but Wikipedia has a pretty good article on it.

no that’s John k

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

at least the ren and stumpy part

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Bloody posted:

at least the ren and stumpy part

I guess I wasn't funny:( I was intentionally conflating john k. with jeff k. and shmorky and throwing the authority of wikipedia behind my statement.
I will post harder from here on out.

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

oh idk im also stupid so maybe it was

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Internet Old One posted:

I guess I wasn't funny:( I was intentionally conflating john k. with jeff k. and shmorky and throwing the authority of wikipedia behind my statement.
I will post harder from here on out.

You sure weren’t

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Internet Old One posted:

I will post harder from here on out.

:negative:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

bum;p

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



it’s not funny cause it’s not a joke

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Pollyanna posted:

it’s not funny cause it’s not a joke

mlyp!

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



anyway, to answer your question, op: very carefully

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



site is too in-land for a costal invasion, op

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i ve hacked sa hundreds of times. im doing it right now. you are all under my control

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Sagebrush posted:

i ve hacked sa hundreds of times. im doing it right now. you are all under my control

ban for forums fuckery

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

jeff k is a state farm agent next door to add-a-ball

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
the forums are actually constantly being hacked. an eternal war of hackers, one side constantly restoring what the other side is tearing down.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Internet Old One posted:

We're running really old software.
How come the forums don't get hacked?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011




the servers are located deep under cheyenne mountain obviously

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Ragtime All The Time posted:

the servers are located deep under cheyenne mountain obviously

remember when the hosting company in new orleans camped out armed and had gas airdropped for the generators during katrina? then we rewarded them by promptly moving to another dc lol.

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

akadajet posted:

remember when the hosting company in new orleans camped out armed and had gas airdropped for the generators during katrina? then we rewarded them by promptly moving to another dc lol.

the idea of building a data center in new orleans is hilarious in the first place

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
the Big Easy (to hack)

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

akadajet posted:

remember when the hosting company in new orleans camped out armed and had gas airdropped for the generators during katrina? then we rewarded them by promptly moving to another dc lol.

good, posting armed gaurds to protect your data center from :airquote:looters:airquote: is some deranged race war cosplay poo poo

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Clark Nova posted:

good, posting armed gaurds to protect your data center from :airquote:looters:airquote: is some deranged race war cosplay poo poo

img_myrtar.jpg

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
i don't remember the armed guards. i do remember the running blog from the one technician left there to keep things running, including things like a phone call to walk him through how to keep the generator happy running constantly

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
two pages in but who says SA hasn't been hacked?

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

I hacked the forums and made all my threads go 5 automatically

true story

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

infernal machines posted:

two pages in but who says SA hasn't been hacked?

now that lowtax is gone do we still have those offsites of angry permabanned people?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Tom Collins posted:

I hacked the forums and made all my threads go 5 automatically

true story

score += 5;

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Tom Collins posted:

I hacked the forums and made all my threads go 5 automatically

true story

is there a 20 year retrospective?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Roosevelt posted:

is there a 20 year retrospective?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

akadajet posted:

now that lowtax is gone do we still have those offsites of angry permabanned people?

those will be around forever. even after somethingawful itself dies those people will never, ever stop talking about how they were slighted by something awful dot com. that is their identity now

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I wish I could anger people with slights so much that after I’m dead they’re still seething about them.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Roosevelt posted:

is there a 20 year retrospective?

waiting on the quarter century

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

akadajet posted:

now that lowtax is gone do we still have those offsites of angry permabanned people?

isn't that what QCS SAD is for?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

is there a 20 year retrospective?

imagine living your entire posting career and only being known for one post

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Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

infernal machines posted:

waiting on the quarter century

idk what i'd even post if i did, i come back here twice a year to see if anything's changed, so far the answer is basically no. what more is there to say?

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