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Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Brain eating amoebas

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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Sex Farm posted:

One of those lovely gas station lighters that are 50 cents cheaper than Bics

those are loving bullshit now, you can't adjust the flame level anymore and the flint runs out half-way through the fluid. very not sexy

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
The McRib

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The McDLT

The hot side stays hot, the cool side stays cool

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Not the first, or the second, but the third time the nurse tries to find a vein in your arm.


GoonGPT posted:

Deep dish pizza

I, uh, may or may not know why this shouldn't be here.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The dentist brings in the drill....

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Gene Shalit

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Rubber Chicken posted:

Brain eating amoebas

Kerosene Creek

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
plowing a field letting a field lay fallow

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fun fact about plowing fields: You can tell what type of field it was from the ancient rock walls.

If it's all just big rocks, it was a pasture.

If it's big and small rocks, it was a crop field, like for corn or wheat.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Rubik's Cube

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


When hair gets wet in the shower and looks like a soggy dog. Or when that wet hair ends up in your rear end crack.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I Have long(ish) hair and sometimes I get them stuck in my rear end Crack when I shower. It feels weird pulling them out.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Wet naked people, hmm, nope, nothing sexy about that.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Photoshop's 'save as' functionality

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
a little wooden sculpture of a toad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

*chokes a little bit

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
Nothingness

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Nigmaetcetera posted:

Wet naked people, hmm, nope, nothing sexy about that.

Exactly.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Ah,,, the VOID. How I have missed it.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
a big boobpy

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
The grease-cutting power of Dawn dishsoap

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Roofing tiles.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Little ducks covered in oil, saved by Dawn

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
A bespectacled pug with a shovel

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

the process to make royal purple dye

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


WACKO!!!

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN
The instruction manual for a universal remote.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Compost

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Welcome to Movie Phone!

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Triple-hung windows. Double-hung is the national average.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Jo Brand.

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024
A 50 cent off manufacturer's coupon for hemorrhoid cream

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tough Actin' Tinactin

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Charleston Chews

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
Lavender

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
tire valve caps

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tornado evacuation routes

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


That hard chunk of lotion stuck in the nozzle.

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