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here's one if you want to talk to a lady: look into her eyes and nod to her chest and say 'i think i smell some milk', and do a big sniff in the air. they go crazy for it. share yours down below
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"I'm lifting the hell out of these packages via forklift." - the line I say when I pick up
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Apr 23, 2024 20:57
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thats a good one
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Apr 23, 2024 21:00
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if you don't have a forklift you could say something like 'i can pick these up without any help but it's important to lift with your legs not your back'
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Apr 23, 2024 21:03
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there's a thing called a 'neg' where you say something mean, like you can walk up to a boy and say he's a casual gamer. it's a bad thing but he secretly likes it because he gets to tell you about elden ring for several hours. that's how you know you're 'in'
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Apr 23, 2024 21:16
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if you're picking up a sex worker on the side of the road you can smile and say 'do you take mastercard' so they know you're just here for fun and you don't want to murder them
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Apr 23, 2024 21:25
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if you're picking up bread to make egg salad sandwiches for your work christmas party you might just buy the bread you always buy. but remember there are some people who enjoy whole wheat as well, either because of the taste or because the entire wheat is in it. you can also buy sourdough bread if you want to impress your co workers
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beauty queen breakdown posted:"I'm lifting the hell out of these packages via forklift." - the line I say when I pick up You don’t even have to say anything if you have a forklift. Just driving by on your ‘lift is enough to get them feeling all randy-like
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Already posted mine. Guarantee it works everytime or no money back. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You don’t even have to say anything if you have a forklift. Just driving by on your ‘lift is enough to get them feeling all randy-like It's true, I've slept with several forklifts.
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Apr 23, 2024 21:48
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ive always just gone with a beaver boys routine
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Apr 23, 2024 21:52
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"I'm a member of the Something Awful GBS forum moderation team  "
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Apr 23, 2024 21:56
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if you're picking up your daughter from school early because she threw a rock at a kid you can tell the principal 'shes been acting out at home lately as well, and we haven't been able to find a way to approach her about it without making her feel embarrassed or angry. maybe it's time to bite the bullet and sit down tonight and have a talk.' but you don't actually have to do that. you know your daughter would only throw a rock at a kid if they deserved it
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Apr 23, 2024 21:56
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Smugworth posted:"I'm a member of the Something Awful GBS forum moderation team I don’t think you should lie to potential lovers op
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Apr 23, 2024 21:58
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"Hey, you wanna see my little friend?" And that's when you take a cute little itsy bity kitten out of your pocket. Never fails me
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Apr 23, 2024 22:00
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hey there i couldn't help but notice your big butt
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Apr 23, 2024 22:11
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GABA ghoul posted:"Hey, you wanna see my little friend?" And that's when you take a cute little itsy bity kitten out of your pocket. Never fails me I feel like this would work especially well if you're a woman. You could say, "Hey, you wanna see my little pussy?" And that's when you take a cute little itsy bity kitten out of your oval office.
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Apr 23, 2024 22:12
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if you're walking to the pharmacy to pick up your medication and the stop sign starts telling you lies about your mother you can say you were legally insane at the time of the murders
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Apr 23, 2024 22:14
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im waiting for my cybertruck in the pickup line
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Apr 23, 2024 22:19
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Ever read Where the Red Fern Grows?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK-4W7c0BgE
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This never fails: "Hey you wanna see my Big Dick?" I then point to a dumpster, from behind which Andy Dick (friend of mine) steps out. He then asks, "Hey you want to see my Little Dick?" The woman becomes immediately disturbed by Andy Dick's unhinged behavior, and goes on a date with me because I look much less creepy by comparison.
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Apr 23, 2024 22:31
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Nice shoes, wanna gently caress?
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Apr 23, 2024 22:36
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Rubber Chicken posted:Nice shoes, wanna gently caress? this is rude. and it almost never works
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Apr 23, 2024 22:42
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Nice cock, wanna tie my shoes?
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Apr 23, 2024 22:43
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"Some people have stated they like my posting." Instant wet card.
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"anyone want to hear about my homebrew player character race for D&D 3.5?"
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“I’ve been told I can really fill out a pair of drawers  ”*shits pants*
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Rubber Chicken posted:"anyone want to hear about my homebrew player character race for D&D 3.5?" PM sent.
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'i cAn tell you know a thing or two about rats' is another good one for 'hooking up'. if they know about rats they'll be excited to share their knowledge and if they don't know about rats well you can't win them all
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You don’t even have to say anything if you have a forklift. Just driving by on your ‘lift is enough to get them feeling all randy-like a year later she found out I wasn't a real Certified Forklift Operator, I was just a guy who drove a forklift she said it was the worst she'd ever been betrayed by a man 
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Apr 23, 2024 23:04
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Hey baby i got FORKLIFT CERTIFIED while drunk. What you doing later?
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Apr 23, 2024 23:05
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I need someone to help me eat all this backpack salad. Interested?
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Apr 23, 2024 23:14
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I eat rear end on the first date. E: oh, and my pick up line: Hey sweetheart. Wanna sit on my face
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Apr 23, 2024 23:18
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drat, granny, you make my peepee swell up
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if you're irish you can go to a bar and say something like 'are you a child because i saw you stealing me lucky charms' or 'you look like a fine piece o piss'
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Apr 23, 2024 23:24
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"I fix computers"
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Apr 23, 2024 23:26
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Are you constipated? Cause I'll gently caress the poo poo out of you.
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Hey girl, I’m physically unable to get you pregnant
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wesleywillis posted:I eat rear end on the first date. I was going to type out "nice face, mind if i sit on it?"
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Oooohhhh that reminds ne of another one Hey sweetheart, my pull out game is tight as gently caress.
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