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Grey Cat posted:I was going to type out Yes you may.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:34
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You ever see a dick shaped like a corkscrew?
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Apr 23, 2024 23:35
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"my eyes are up here" but you have to be wearing bike shorts. y ou'll catch a lady every time, especially at weddings and formal events
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Apr 23, 2024 23:35
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I can type 85 words per minute with minimal errors.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:36
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Do you face any naked pictures of yourself? No? Well I've got a camera let's take some!
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Apr 23, 2024 23:37
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Hey baby, I ain't Tom Brady. My balls are fully inflated.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:39
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Baby, anyone ever tell you I'm like oj Simpson? Only difference is I won't beat you up and chop your head off.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:40
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Yo, I heard you voted for Trump. Cause you can piss on me any time you want
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Apr 23, 2024 23:42
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Hey there hot stuff. I’m the only transfem top within 70 miles of you.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:42
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I was once voted longest fingers in Macon
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Apr 23, 2024 23:42
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Let’s say we get together and do something that would ruin the campaign of a republican congressman.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:44
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Hey baby, I hear you're like oj Simpson in bed. Well I'm your Johnny cock-ring, and I'm the only one who can get you off.
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Apr 23, 2024 23:45
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Hey there. I'm FORKLIFT CERTIFIED and I eat rear end. You wanna go out some time?
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Apr 23, 2024 23:49
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Is your name Stacey? Cause they call me Chad. You know what Chad stands for? Cock Hard As Diamonds
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Apr 23, 2024 23:53
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Excuse me, would you like to fornicate with me? My penis is small and I don't last very long so it won't hurt and you'll probably be back about your day within a few minutes. What? Why are you calling 911?!?!
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Apr 23, 2024 23:58
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tell them you do 'wetwork'. they won't know what you mean but it sounds dirty and mysterious
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Apr 24, 2024 00:06
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Hello it's nice to meet you.
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Apr 24, 2024 00:14
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The Hello Machine posted:Hello it's nice to meet you. get the gently caress out of here with that nonsense
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Apr 24, 2024 00:30
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The Hello Machine posted:Hello it's nice to meet you. Fuckin incels.
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Apr 24, 2024 00:31
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The Hello Machine posted:Hello it's nice to meet you. Honey, no.
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Apr 24, 2024 00:33
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Hello it's bad to meet you.
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Apr 24, 2024 00:35
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The Hello Machine posted:Hello it's nice to meet you. this, but as a ventriloquist throwing the voice for your animated, talking penis currently hanging out your pant zipper. u might get arrested tho
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Apr 24, 2024 00:36
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Have you ever heard of milking
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Apr 24, 2024 00:54
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are you an angel? because i've been looking at those 'what biblical angels really look like' pics and you really have that going on
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Apr 24, 2024 01:14
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My Grandma says I'm handsome.
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Apr 24, 2024 01:14
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hey babe i can make your wildest dreams come true... as long as i can pay in crypto
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Apr 24, 2024 01:22
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I'm Violent J and I hosed your mom
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Apr 24, 2024 01:22
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Rubber Chicken posted:I'm Violent J and I hosed your mom juggalettes swooning at this line, folks
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Apr 24, 2024 01:27
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Your breasts are as beautiful as mount fuji. Would you mind if I rubbed my face in them?
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Apr 24, 2024 03:32
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i should pick that up, if i dont its just gonna be there to be picked up next time
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Apr 24, 2024 03:37
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Smugworth posted:Have you ever heard of milking post the image
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Apr 24, 2024 04:01
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Better throw down the "Wet Floor" signs because Im 3 perfect manhattans deep and explaining in detail the process for making Joel Robuchon's pomme pureé and smoking cigs inside a suburban Buffalo Wild Wings.
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Apr 24, 2024 08:40
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Hi, I just moved into the area and I am legally compelled to tell everyone in my neighborhood.
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Apr 24, 2024 10:52
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I think you're hot This is a pickup line It's snowing on Mt Fuji
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Apr 24, 2024 11:21
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if you don't love me i'll kill myself
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Apr 24, 2024 11:22
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Ever done it in a barrel?
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Apr 24, 2024 17:16
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Wanna play some BG3? You can be the Shadowheart to my Gale
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Apr 24, 2024 17:29
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Icochet posted:Ever done it in a barrel? I for real asked a girl if she'd ever been boned in a dungeon. There was a fort from around the war of 1812 near where we're from and the dungeons/ jail whatever the gently caress they're called were open and accessible at the time. Unfortunately there was no dungeon sex to be had.
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Apr 24, 2024 17:47
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forsooth, mine own eyes 'twixt my brow doth never hath seen such a beauteous visage
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Wanna see how many pickles I have in my pockets?
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