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My name is nooner and I got a dick like a coke can
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Apr 25, 2024 19:42
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whoa is that real
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Apr 25, 2024 20:08
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that's a small can
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Apr 25, 2024 20:08
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Both decent pickup lines
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Apr 25, 2024 20:12
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Y'all got a sister? My brother gets out of jail in a couple of months.
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Apr 25, 2024 20:14
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I haven’t had symptoms in weeks.
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Apr 25, 2024 20:39
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Guess why they call me dribblenuts
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Apr 25, 2024 21:13
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Nooner posted:My name is nooner and I got a can like a coke dick
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Apr 26, 2024 00:17
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Hey bro, you want a j/o buddy? No homo
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Apr 26, 2024 00:40
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Did u know that I'm Escula Grind's #2 simp? It's really cool. I love the unique way they steeple their hands and how they look slightly AI generated in small photographs. Sometimes I dream how great it would be if the current #1 disappears without a trace on a solo hiking trip they've planned to a remote mountain in the Trinidadian jungle at the beginning of next month. Sorry, what was that? I got lost in thought for a moment there.
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Jaguars! posted:Did u know that I'm Escula Grind's #2 simp? It's really cool. I love the unique way they steeple their hands and how they look slightly AI generated in small photographs. Cool
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Apr 26, 2024 01:20
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Have you ever had sex with someone who's body is 90% mountain dew?
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Apr 26, 2024 01:52
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Ever hosed a phantom dick?
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Apr 26, 2024 01:53
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Ever hosed a phantom dick? The phaaaaaaatom of the opera is queer. Inside my behind...
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Apr 26, 2024 01:54
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1990s pick up line: You up for some urkel and chill?
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Apr 26, 2024 02:05
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You ever hear of lon Chaney? Cause when we gently caress, you're going to be the woman of 1000 faces. some might be revulsion
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Apr 26, 2024 02:08
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1939 pick up line: "HOLY poo poo, ALIENS ARE INVADING!!!!! wanna gently caress"?
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Apr 26, 2024 02:09
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1930s pick up line: Baby your curves are more killer than the ones that killed Tom mix".
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Apr 26, 2024 02:11
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Nascar pickup line Baby, if you let me, we'd smash harder than Dale at Daytona
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Apr 26, 2024 02:13
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Amish pick up line Wouldst this like to have thine field plowed?
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Apr 26, 2024 02:20
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You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:53
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I had to come say hello to you, you look just like my grandmother
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Apr 26, 2024 03:32
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Do you want to see my chocolate starfish. https://www.angellandphelps.com/chocolate-starfish/
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Apr 26, 2024 16:32
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Can you quack
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Apr 26, 2024 16:34
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Guess what's in my han... uh poo poo it got away, one sec.
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Apr 26, 2024 17:29
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You know if we do it doggy style I won't have to see your face
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Apr 26, 2024 17:34
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You know if we do it doggy style you won’t have to see my face.
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Apr 26, 2024 17:44
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you know, if we do it doggy style i'll be able to rest my can of corn on your back
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Apr 26, 2024 17:55
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Quick, help me put this condom on! No time to explain!
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Apr 26, 2024 18:10
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Do you some spare underwear? Because I'm about to sing.
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Apr 26, 2024 18:32
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Do you know about the Brown Note?
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Apr 26, 2024 19:48
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Are you a cop? Because if you're a cop you have to tell me.
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Apr 26, 2024 19:48
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a/s/l ?
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Apr 26, 2024 19:49
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I can poop without peeing, wanna see?
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Apr 26, 2024 20:01
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Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong
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Apr 26, 2024 20:29
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Are you an In 'N Out Burger? Cause you're all over the place and I don't get why people like you.
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Have you heard the Good News?
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