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Rubber Chicken posted:Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong this is racist (i assume)
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R.L. Stine posted:this is racist (i assume) Quintesson spotted
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Apr 26, 2024 22:57
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I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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Apr 27, 2024 00:27
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Are you aenemic? Cause I'm iron ahah Wait I hosed that up let me try again Can you be like iron, uh, wait how does it go, no please don't go away it's really charming please, I can make it work I just wanted to impress you 
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Apr 27, 2024 00:37
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So how is your latest reincarnation going? *smokes pipe
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Tarkus posted:I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but I'm the only one talking to you. That is he one I usually use
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Apr 27, 2024 01:46
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I got a boat. Would you be one of my hoes?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:06
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I really know how to handle a hoe, so you know... *smokes pipe
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Apr 27, 2024 02:07
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Soy, dracula
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Apr 27, 2024 02:08
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I will fix your car in exchange for sex
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Apr 27, 2024 02:09
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I really remember the '90s. It was a cool time, so much cool music
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Apr 27, 2024 02:10
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Hey, what are you doing tonight? Oh, washing your hair? How about tomorrow night? Ah, I see, so you wash your hair every night. That's good, I admire good hygiene. How about the night after that? Oh, that's your hair washing and weekly enema. Uhhhh
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Apr 27, 2024 02:12
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Real talk, has anyone ever picked someone up, or been picked up with "hey, what's your sign"?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:13
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wesleywillis posted:Hey, what are you doing tonight? remember when washing your hair took all night?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:14
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Hey baby, I just washed my sheets. Wanna make them dirty again?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:16
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wesleywillis posted:Hey baby, I just washed my sheets. thanks for the 1090s thing
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Apr 27, 2024 02:17
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Did you know that I'm a FORKLIFT CERTIFIED dermatologist? You look like you could use some prescription cream to help that eczema. Also, do you need me to move that pallet of bricks?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:18
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:remember when washing your hair took all night? Still does baby. You wanna check out my new shower head?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:20
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I got a roomba baby.  I don't even Have to vacuum my floors myself
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Apr 27, 2024 02:23
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Hey baby we ain't nothin but mammals.
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Apr 27, 2024 02:23
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Pick-up line? We call them a drive-through now!
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Apr 27, 2024 02:27
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"Has anyone told you how beautiful your skin is? It would make a lovely lampshade." 0% of the time, it works EVERY time.
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Apr 27, 2024 02:32
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Ever faked an organization?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:34
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wesleywillis posted:Still does baby. You wanna check out my new shower head? Of course
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Apr 27, 2024 02:35
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Want to get in on the bottom of a REVOLUTION???!
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Apr 27, 2024 02:35
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wesleywillis posted:Ever faked an organization? yeah. it was weird
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Apr 27, 2024 02:35
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Have you ever tried fisting?
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Apr 27, 2024 02:39
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I gots all me teef all me fingers and most of me toes. Kiss me baby!!
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Apr 27, 2024 02:45
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wesleywillis posted:Have you ever tried fisting? wesleywillis posted:Have you ever tried fisting? Mumpy Puffinz posted:yeah. it was weird
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wesleywillis posted:-.-- --- ..- / .. -. - . .-. . ... - . -.. / .. -. / .... .- ...- .. -. --. / -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- ... ... / . .- - . -. ..--.. gently caress you!
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I guess not everyone likes having their rear end eaten
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Sweetheart, I love you so much I would never hire a hitman to get rid of you.
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beauty queen breakdown posted:"I'm lifting the hell out of these packages via forklift." - the line I say when I pick up What if you were using a couple of forks to lift up the package
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i've come here to chew bubblegum and make sweet love and i've already swallowed all my gum
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wesleywillis posted:Sweetheart, I love you so much I would never hire a hitman to get rid of you. ...---...
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Hey baby, my power level is maximum.
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