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How Many QB's "bust" out of this Class?
	Whoever the Giants trade up for.
	Bears QB Purgatory Continues
	All of them.
	None. They all become mediocre.

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A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

...you hear that? It's frickin-frackin DRAFT DAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn1dOk6-Q-8

NFL DRAFT DAY 1 RELEVANT INFORMATION:

Round One Starts at 8:00 PM EST / 7:00 PM CST / 5:00 PM PST
The Draft will be hosted on ABC
You can also watch the draft on NFL+
The Draft is being hosted in Downtown Detroit

How the NFL Draft Works for the First Round:

There are 32 Picks in the First Round
Each Team gets 10 Minutes to either Pick or Trade their Pick

2024 Round One Pick Order:

Chicago Bears (Via Carolina Panthers)
Washington Commanders
New England Patriots
Arizona Cardinals
Los Angeles Chargers
New York Giants
Tennessee Titans
Atlanta Falcons
Chicago Bears
New York Jets
Minnesota Vikings
Denver Broncos
Oakland Raiders
New Orleans Saints
Indianapolis Colts
Seattle Seahawks
Jacksonville Jaguars
Cincinatti Bengals
Los Angeles Rams
Pittsburgh Steelers
Miami Dolphins
Philadelphia Eagles
Minnesota Vikings (Via Houston Texans)
Dallas Cowboys
Green Bay Packers
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Arizona Cardinals (Via Houston Texans)
Buffalo Bills
Detroit Lions
Baltimore Ravens
San Francisco 49ers
Kansas City Chiefs

Prospect Breakdowns:

Doltos Top 150: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4047435&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=90#post539145771

Daniel Jeremiah's Top 150: https://www.nfl.com/news/daniel-jeremiah-s-top-150-prospects-in-the-2024-nfl-draft-class

A Sneaker Broker fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Apr 25, 2024

# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:44

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# ? May 7, 2024 16:21

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

If you wanna see how all our takes aged after one year: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4030775&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

# ? Apr 25, 2024 07:57

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

gently caress me, 5pm PST. alright i need to grind out all my work before then I guess

i feel like this one's gonna have a ton of chaos in that 5-18 range so I don't want to miss it

Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Apr 25, 2024

# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:22

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

It�s Second Christmas!!!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:58

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Excited for blunders!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:57

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

I'm gonna laugh a lot if we really get 6 first round QBs in this draft

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:04

Nosre: Apr 16, 2002

I want a round one of 50% QBs and tackles, is that so much to ask?

# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:06

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Please add this to the OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

Also, I know it's still early today, but reminder: Please don't post twitter spoilers during Day 1, let us all react to that poo poo as it happens on TV. Save the spoiling for day 3 when it's just 5 of us in here waiting for Stump the Truck and Rich's 40 and zoo animals making picks.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:08

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Also: Great moments in TFF Draft History:

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:12

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

if you see tony khan in a neckbrace in the jaguars war room here�s why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zok-ZNOMsI

at the very end shad comes out

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:46

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

the nfl draft kicks rear end

# ? Apr 25, 2024 15:48

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn1dOk6-Q-8

kidcoelacanth posted:

the nfl draft kicks rear end

It's the best day of the year and I won't hear otherwise.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:36

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Vertical Lime posted:

if you see tony khan in a neckbrace in the jaguars war room here�s why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zok-ZNOMsI

at the very end shad comes out

If Tony keeps kayfabe the Jags would officially be my #2 team.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:55

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Seeing all of those old-rear end avatars brings back memories.

Wondering how Brad Holmes will fare when he's not starting the day with a top-10 pick.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:55

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

G-d bless Caleb Williams and I pray to go he doesn't get broken by the Bears

# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:59

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Bringing back the GOAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:21

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

surf rock posted:

Bringing back the GOAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

lmao this is the draft day content we need.

The fans chanting for Sapp only for them to draft a TE. Thanks for being awful Jets.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:29

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

We want this to happen again

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1783525019877883965?s=19

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:30

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Harlock posted:

We want this to happen again

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1783525019877883965?s=19

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:32

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

A Sneaker Broker posted:

If you wanna see how all our takes aged after one year: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4030775&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Wow there's some pretty horrible takes there but I won't post them because I am a gentleman.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:42

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Harlock posted:

We want this to happen again

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1783525019877883965?s=19

That's CFL legend Ricky Williams to you bub!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:48

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

That's actually more than an entire draft's worth of picks. Significantly more going by pick value

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:49

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Harlock posted:

We want this to happen again

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1783525019877883965?s=19

Mike Ditka was not a shrewd businessman

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:50

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Harlock posted:

We want this to happen again

https://twitter.com/jasrifootball/status/1783525019877883965?s=19

The true comedy that doesn�t get talked about is Washington really didn�t do much with those picks. IIRC, they packaged a bunch of those to go get Champ Bailey, and then traded him like two years later.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:55

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Got some friends coming over to watch and i legitimately hope i can just focus on hosting and not the draft picks tonight.

Also tonight marks my twentieth nfl draft with you guys. I consider you guys my internet friends.

Let�s go the panthers don�t make any picks tonight

# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:57

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

I'm going to make an Italian beef, drink 5-10 beers, and have A Moment if AZ leaves this draft without MHJr or at least Malik Nabers

# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:15

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

surf rock posted:

Bringing back the GOAT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZxNeFLuY98

The pause at "HALFBACK" was :discourse:

# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:23

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

The ribs are on! Hopefully they finish before the draft does.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:22

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Me and all the cheeseheads when we draft Cooper DeJean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGN2uWS2iKs

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:26

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

surf rock posted:

Me and all the cheeseheads when we draft Cooper DeJean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGN2uWS2iKs

Yes

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:28

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

The thing is we need a tackle badly. Two, really.

It's just not an exciting pick.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:29

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

I expect nothing but misery and pain.

Have fun everyone!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:34

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

As Always with Round 1:

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:46

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

A Sneaker Broker posted:

As Always with Round 1:

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

NO SPOILING!

Remind me to quote this every now and then. Because every year some dick head is like "oh twitter already has the ravens taking... in like 4 picks" and it's annoying as poo poo.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:59

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!