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Oh god now the president is an orange haired triceratops
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it turns out that time travel forwards is possible but not backwards so people keep traveling to the future, only, it makes the future overcrowded also the best and brightest people are the ones with the technology to travel leaving all the dumb ones behind to runs things and that makes the future not as good
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Apr 25, 2024 19:12
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I stand by the upsidedown pyramids looking really cool but I have to admit the physics were just not there.
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Apr 25, 2024 19:18
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Instead of a motion picture of a train, what if you film yourself playing a game of snakes and ladders, and at the same time narrate what you're doing into this Victrola recorder.
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Apr 25, 2024 20:03
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Now Color-A-Dinosaur for NES is Color-A-Monkey-Man, and the soundtrack is by Yuzo Koshiro instead of Tommy Tallarico.
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Apr 25, 2024 20:07
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taco bell didn't get my order wrong in this new timeline, pretty stoked it worked. otherwise it seems pretty much the same, except for a pandemic that started in 2020.
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Apr 25, 2024 20:09
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lmao just played the best prank, I told some buffoon on a reality game show that the President of the United States of America was secretly Kenyan
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Apr 25, 2024 20:15
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Um Guys...is LowtaxGPT what I think it is?
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Apr 25, 2024 20:32
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I watched the new Flash movie in this reality, so, trust me, I'm an expert.
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Apr 25, 2024 22:37
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Never shoulda hosed that dinosaur 
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Apr 25, 2024 22:58
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Nooner posted:Never shoulda hosed that dinosaur Yeah, her sister was the hot one
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Apr 26, 2024 00:18
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Shut up Nooner, you know nothing of true love! what I had witrh your mom was a mistake admitaddly, it made you.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:00
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people talk about going back and killing baby hitler or saving lincoln or kennedy, nobody ever talks about going back and preventing the internet
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Apr 26, 2024 05:12
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a man walks into a bar and the bartender tells him "go gently caress yourself", so he does. THe man is also the bartender.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:40
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Why is it no matter what changes I make, the future is always decadent and effete society above the earth and troglodytic laborers underground? It's really harshing my buzz.
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Apr 26, 2024 05:57
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Honestly, gonna go back in time and put Anton Yelchin's parking brake on ya'll welcome
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Apr 26, 2024 07:10
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You fool! You just started a chain of events leading to Star Trek Pol Pot!
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Apr 26, 2024 07:13
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So, I REALLY wanted to go and find out for absolute sure OJ killed his ex-wife and her boyfriend, but you see, uh...going backwards across time makes you SEEN, and these...things came after me, and long story short...he actually was innocent, I killed the two of them, or rather the skinsuits the THINGS had made of them, then I tried to jump out and crashed right into OJ and our genetics briefly fused until I disentangled myself...I think there might have been some bleedover of my blood and my memories, so uh, I think he had a mix of memories of killing them and some weird thing killing them and...unfortunately, my hands are kinda small, see. Next I want to find out what the heck happened to Jon Benet Ramsey, don't worry, I'll be a lot more careful this time... Edit: Okay so I MIGHT have caused a horde of evil child beauty pageant queen monsters to be planted in eggs across the whole southern United States, but I don't think they're due to hatch for another 200 years or so...look, all I wanted to do was feed her some pineapple, how was I supposed to KNOW-?!
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Apr 26, 2024 07:19
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protodependency posted:a man walks into a bar and the bartender tells him "go gently caress yourself", so he does. THe man is also the bartender. I got this reference
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Apr 26, 2024 07:24
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My original timeline didn't have actual shark-people in suits running Wall Street, did it? Oh well, It's not like I know anything about economics, It'd probably work itself out.
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Apr 26, 2024 07:29
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I'd like to go back in time to 3rd grade when Kevin Hester sucker punched me and kicked me a bunch of times when I fell onto the ground. I'd go back in time and kick the poo poo out of that little bastard. And not only that, when I got back, I'd then go back in time AGAIN, and this time join me from a few minutes before in kicking the poo poo out of Kevin Hester. Then when I got back, I'd do it again, and now there'd be three of us. And I'd do that a bunch of times until I basically had like a dozen versions of myself from different timelines, and then we'd team up to help 3rd grader me get his chores and homework done.
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Apr 26, 2024 08:12
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Professor Hitler has flunked me out of fine arts program! I'll show him
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Apr 26, 2024 08:29
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these fireworks are lame, going back to make sure guy fawkes succeeds, then we'll get some real bonfire nights why are there all these guys in king james i masks
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Apr 26, 2024 11:46
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Colonel Cancer posted:Professor Hitler has flunked me out of fine arts program! I'll show him it's hitlers all the way down
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Apr 26, 2024 12:14
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Cornwind Evil posted:God drat it, now it's Baranstein Bears. theyre still bears in your timeline?
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Apr 26, 2024 13:41
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They used to be big hairy men! its a lot less entertaining now.
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Apr 26, 2024 13:54
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wait now it's walter mondale that died in a south african prison? gently caress back in to the delorean we go
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Apr 26, 2024 17:01
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Considering how time travel is supposedly "impossible," our culture sure hammers home the message that time travel is dangerous and should never be attempted. Makes you think
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Apr 27, 2024 09:52
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People always talk about going back and killing Hitler but what if you go back and become Hitler only you choose to not do any of the Hitler-y stuff There can’t be two Hitlers
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Apr 27, 2024 10:25
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Les Os posted:People always talk about going back and killing Hitler but what if you go back and become Hitler only you choose to not do any of the Hitler-y stuff Kill baby Hitler and then begin living your life as a baby in his stead
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Apr 27, 2024 10:54
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No mang I've seen that Twilight Zone episode and the nanny buys a replacement baby and tricks the Hitlers that he's their son and HE grows up to be hitler.
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Apr 27, 2024 11:55
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Don't seduce your parents don't seduce your parents don't seduce your parents
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Apr 27, 2024 12:04
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...gently caress
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Apr 27, 2024 12:04
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Good news we stopped 9/11. Bad news we caused 11/4. Whoo boy...
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Apr 27, 2024 12:25
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Man, I thought switching baby Jesus and baby Elvis in the timeline would just be a bit of fun. How wrong I was. Rock as a religion did become a thing, but know the most famous rock musician of all time, Jesus, just really sucks at singing.  Maybe if a replace the original Buddah with Bob Marley it will fix things. Edit: It did not.
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Apr 27, 2024 13:29
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Imma bring every psycho war monger in history a personal psychiatrist to set them straight growing up. Now who should I bring... *searches youtube*
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Apr 27, 2024 14:05
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Having seen countless realities, really makes you wonder which one is "real". I mean, like what is "real"??
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Apr 27, 2024 14:06
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On one hand I just erased the entire evolution of mankind off the timestream and everyone I known is gone, on the other hand those lizard girls that evolved from dinosaurs seem really interested in me. What to do what to do.
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So I was going to go back and fix my last gently caress up, but now my time machine is throwing up some weird error code that doesn't show up in the service manual. I think because I left my service manual in the garage where I keep my time machine, when I went back it the last change in the timeline changed the service manual with everything else. Um... poo poo.
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