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i travelled back in time to kill hitler but he turned at the last second and my bullet just shaved off his dumb moustache
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:53 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 01:19 |
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good news, i've explored the future and distant galaxies using space-based quantum bubble technology but a malevolent alien entity that is slowly tracking us backwards though time and will destroy us all might have followed me back
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:57 |
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*zaps back to present time* whew, that was tough but i managed to convince all those sailors to let the dodo birds live... *a pair of dodo birds in cop uniforms taze me and body slam me to the ground*
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 22:52 |