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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

twistedmentat posted:

Is that Kenny G with Miles Davis?

huh. Thought it was Eric Clapton and Bob Marley

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0c55lXRAeg

Endless-Rain
Nov 25, 2004
I am happy if you have enjoyed!
I could never understand now Crank That got as big as it did, urgh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I have nothing against Hanson, I'm sure they're all good and cool guys...

... but MMMBop beat out the far superior Return Of The Mack for the Billboard #1 spot, and for that it cannot ever be forgiven.

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

I. M. Gei posted:

I have nothing against Hanson, I'm sure they're all good and cool guys...

... but MMMBop beat out the far superior Return Of The Mack for the Billboard #1 spot, and for that it cannot ever be forgiven.

WHAT

That is an outrage!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Endless-Rain posted:

I could never understand now Crank That got as big as it did, urgh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII

It's catchy, it's fun to sing, and it's fun to dance to. Like all Soulja Boy songs. What's not to understand?



It's also simple enough that it can easily be added and mixed into a DJ's set.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

twistedmentat posted:


Also poo poo talking a bunch of bands at the time for being successful and comparing them to Courtney love is really lovely and sounds more like jealousy than anything else.

Threatening a recently widowed mother with physical violence, real classy, Karl Pilkington looking dude

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

I do love Return of the Mack.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Chrpno posted:

Threatening a recently widowed mother with physical violence, real classy, Karl Pilkington looking dude

Yea, the hate Love gets is weird considering how she was left with all the ire of people.

And its basically that kid you knew in high school who just listened to classic rock and always complained about how bands now are all sellouts and don't write their own songs.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixrje2rXLMA

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
This is prolly the most embarrassing song of all time
Made Dolly a star, but at what cost to her personal health

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Workin' 9 to 5, it ain't no way to make a livin'

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Workin' 9 to 5, it ain't no way to make a livin'

If Jolene never stole her man she wouldn't have made that awesome song
Now I am conflicted

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
Jolene is dignified, at least she's like "hey I know you outclass me, but don't be a homewrecker"

Compare that to Happier, which is "wow I suck and can't improve, go ahead and cuck me I guess, then I'll finally be the Nice Guy". It's literally so embarrassing that they made the music video about a dead dog instead, because it was less cringey than what the lyrics were saying:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Bc3pLyij0

One Billion Views for that trash lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



We need to do a better job teaching Gen Z that their taste in music is bad.

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016




My IRL name is unfortunately very close in sound to Jolene so I've had this song sung at me since I was maybe 13 or 14. It's mildly infuriating but I do still enjoy the song.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I. M. Gei posted:

We need to do a better job teaching Gen Z that their taste in music is bad.

They don't even know that Tool or Guns and Roses is a band.

Stupid kids

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
[quote="mazzi Chart Czar" post="539213646"]
Throwing up Train's - Play that song.
It's just chopsticks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qWnG5RQTk


That's 'Heart and Soul' not 'Chopsticks'

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

My IRL name is unfortunately very close in sound to Jolene so I've had this song sung at me since I was maybe 13 or 14. It's mildly infuriating but I do still enjoy the song.

is it Yolene?
after that I am just going to put vowels in the place of consents
Olene, Alene, it just gets worse from here

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Poo In An Alleyway posted:

My IRL name is unfortunately very close in sound to Jolene so I've had this song sung at me since I was maybe 13 or 14. It's mildly infuriating but I do still enjoy the song.

I’m sorry you had to go through that, Holene.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol LOLENE

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jolene was written in 1973.

This was Dolly in 1973.



What the gently caress did Jolene look like? :psyduck:

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


There's a widespread belief that Disturb's version of Sound of Silence is one of the greatest covers of all time. I'm not going to link it because it will murder my youtube algo.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You're not man enough for Dolly, and I mean that on multiple fronts.

Suspekt Device
Jan 9, 2017

Ralph Hurley posted:

Im still laughing that the guy who sang cum cum m’lady is named Shifty Shellshock. I had no idea.

Shifty Shellshock now has meth mouth and can't afford dentures.

Watch the saddest poo poo ever, right here.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Suspekt Device posted:

Shifty Shellshock now has meth mouth and can't afford dentures.

Watch the saddest poo poo ever, right here.

I think this guy might win

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Take me to church by Hozier and Somebody I Used to Know by Gotye are bangers, big L's in this thread.

Most of the poo poo posted is straight up just fun music to dance to, with the exception of the rapey child predator stuff.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Suspekt Device posted:

Shifty Shellshock now has meth mouth and can't afford dentures.

Watch the saddest poo poo ever, right here.

This band calls themselves E Reptile Dysfunction :heysexy:

Best comment: this video stole my catalytic converter.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Uriah Heep posted:

Take me to church by Hozier and Somebody I Used to Know by Gotye are bangers, big L's in this thread.

Most of the poo poo posted is straight up just fun music to dance to, with the exception of the rapey child predator stuff.

People seem to of missed Peter Cetra, no one will defend that garbage. Late 80s top 40 hits are some of the absolutely worst poo poo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

twistedmentat posted:

People seem to of missed Peter Cetra, no one will defend that garbage. Late 80s top 40 hits are some of the absolutely worst poo poo.

I was born in 1983 and have no idea who Peter Cetra is. Grew up listening to Casey Kasem

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

His name is Peter Cetera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U8WUeS1-qI

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that guy is great

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

God, Cetera could hit a high note like no other. loving HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
saved my life

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Mumpy Puffinz posted:

They don't even know that Tool or Guns and Roses is a band.

Stupid kids

Tool sucks

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I. M. Gei posted:

Tool sucks

You chose the right hill to die on

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Superbowl Shuffle by some group called the Bears.

That band's got more members than a dozen K-Pop idol groups, though. They could probably just cut it down to just the guys who get solos and play instruments.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

JediTalentAgent posted:

Superbowl Shuffle by some group called the Bears.

That band's got more members than a dozen K-Pop idol groups, though. They could probably just cut it down to just the guys who get solos and play instruments.

"The Fridge"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

JediTalentAgent posted:

Superbowl Shuffle by some group called the Bears.

That band's got more members than a dozen K-Pop idol groups, though. They could probably just cut it down to just the guys who get solos and play instruments.

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlR6ujpB89k

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
the 80's was a strange time

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