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redshirt posted:I recently learned the lady from Garbage has a piss fetish She also used to flash her pussy at the people at the front of the crowd constantly. She's cool
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Speaking of the 80's the vocals for Temple of Love sound like a guy getting head while driving down a bumpy road. I'm not sure what song has the most 80's lyrics ever but Holy Diver is up there. The song with the most 90's lyrics ever is She Don't Use Jelly.
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And that leads us to Pat Boone, who is exclusively known for embarrassing things. Boone got famous in the 1950s with soulless covers of Black artists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fehS9PZq8yI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-HXHL6aGE Why did I quote Holy Diver? Because as a joke in the 1990s, Pat Boone had a album of metal covers. Holy Diver is one of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQV3omTRtk
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Endless-Rain posted:I could never understand now Crank That got as big as it did, urgh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UFIYGkROII hahaha this song is awesome It's a song you can enjoy because it's so bad and you can enjoy because you genuinely like it and I feel like you might not tell the difference
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RC and Moon Pie posted:Why did I quote Holy Diver? Because as a joke in the 1990s, Pat Boone had a album of metal covers. Holy Diver is one of them.
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MrQwerty posted:His name is Peter Cetera Astonishingly good YouTube thumbnail
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MrQwerty posted:His name is Peter Cetera I remember being a very long car ride with my family in the late 80s, and that song was on the radio ALL The time and I said to my dad "can you change the station? this song makes me angry" as I had never heard music i hated before. Chicago was just an awful awful band. It was Zeppelin for people that were too white to listen to actual Zep.
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I guess it would be this piece of garbage, in that it's embarrassing in a technical way, it's some dude loving around on Logic with a few samples with no idea of what goes where. Yet KW has this weird charisma, and 1001 fans will swoop in and say "oh he meant to do it that way". Bullfuckinshit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAtAM7vtgc
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MrQwerty posted:His name is Peter Cetera Apparently back in the 70s he was just the bass player in the band, and he was pretty good. I'm not going back to check though, because he might be LIKE A KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR, FROM A LONG TIME AGO
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Toxic Mental posted:Like none of these songs are embarrassing except maybe the Hillary Clinton one IS UNDENIABLY THE MOST EMBARRASSING SONG EVER gently caress YOUR SUGGESTIONS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLG0jxLhG40 Even as a young kid who barely had a concept of maudlin vulgarity this song offended me. Seriously if you think it is bad on its face just wait until/read the last verse And they played this song ALL THE TIME on my station of choice when it came out
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twistedmentat posted:I remember being a very long car ride with my family in the late 80s, and that song was on the radio ALL The time and I said to my dad "can you change the station? this song makes me angry" as I had never heard music i hated before. Early Chicago had some decent songs, like "25 or 6 to 4". But by the '80s, they were mostly putting out schlocky power ballads. Dr. Quarex posted:PowerSource - Dear Mr. Jesus Wow, this is terrible.
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Fuckin Peter Cetera - "Glory of Love" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQHhqDRn4_c
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DaveWoo posted:Early Chicago had some decent songs, like "25 or 6 to 4". But by the '80s, they were mostly putting out schlocky power ballads. Yea, by the late 80s, so when I was like 10 or 11 I started understanding music better, and started to realize what I liked and didn't like, and I didn't like that. All those awful power ballads, or completely edgeless boring guys singing about how they love you so much. I don't how big of a hit this was, but I did hear it A LOT on the radio https://youtu.be/WE-5KBuDG4k?si=9zqh8EC1p0JVo7f- Liner Saving all my love. I'm sure everyone involved with this band and video does not want to be reminded of the whole endeavor. I dunno what they were even going for, hire a bunch of, i dunno, models, dancers? Make them look like motley crue but have them sing and dance like new kids on the block? Also there's just something about that late 80s cool/though guy look that I always thought was hilarious. I think its the combo of big hair, the sunglasses, super tight jeans, leather jackets, big chunky high tops and most importantly, bandanas that just makes them look really silly to me.
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Sourdough Sam posted:Let's Get It "Started" 
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Bad Purchase posted:this song did big numbers with donors
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twistedmentat posted:People seem to of missed Peter Cetra, no one will defend that garbage. Late 80s top 40 hits are some of the absolutely worst poo poo. I'll stick up for Peter Cetera to an extent. He had a cool distinctive voice that let him smoothly glide through power ballads without "oversinging," and while I didn't care for most of his songs, his Karate Kid love anthem was catchy and the movie provided the perfect context for the material. "Peter Cetera" is a killer name for a musician, too, for whatever that's worth. He also had a duet with Cher that's frankly pretty awful but is hilarious because you know they both paired up out of morbid fascination to hear how ridiculous it'll sound when they combine their weird distinctive voices (and for maximum weirdness he has the higher voice singing the lower parts while she has the deeper voice singing the higher parts)- it's like they morph into a single androgynous 80s power ballad-belting banshee creature. I'll go ahead and post a vid even though I actually think it's awesome as a mad scientist experiment and don't find it embarrassing at all (honestly this thread's showing a distressing lack of appreciation for kitsch that I find unbecoming of a comedy forum called "SomethingAwful.com" but whatever I won't judge) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqxF0vspDSE
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I'll stick up for Peter Cetera to an extent. He had a cool distinctive voice that let him smoothly glide through power ballads without "oversinging," and while I didn't care for most of his songs, his Karate Kid love anthem was catchy and the movie provided the perfect context for the material. "Peter Cetera" is a killer name for a musician, too, for whatever that's worth. lol "80's power ballad-belting banshee creature"
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That Donnie Darko cover of Mad World got serious radio play on alternative rock stations but it's basically untouchable now for anything but the occasional meme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHtcliIvnHI
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I'm Crap posted:She also used to flash her pussy at the people at the front of the crowd constantly. She's cool I went to school with her cousin. She was pretty unremarkable but said that Shirley Manson was "nice".
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Disco Pope posted:I went to school with her cousin. She was pretty unremarkable but said that Shirley Manson was "nice". This is the kind of celebrity gossip I crave.
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redshirt posted:I recently learned the lady from Garbage has a piss fetish So THAT'S why she's only happy when it rains.
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This is the worst song I’ve ever heard https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZXaELNiN6g Just loving terrible. I don’t even know what to say about it really.
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Letting Mormons do music was a mistake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y "Are we dancer?" indeed.
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Jakabite posted:This is the worst song I’ve ever heard I think it's pretty inspirational that they taught a goat to sing.
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There was a stint I worked in a Michaels and their playlist included "I think I wanna marry you" on rotation every hour. Just such an obvious pander to the type of people who fetishize weddings and would spam that song on their wedding slideshows etc. Hurt me deeply to hear that song
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I die a little inside every single time that one John Legend song gets to the line about how he loves your "perfect imperfections." Jesus loving Christ could you gild that lily any loving harder? I believe it's in the chorus which means I get to experience a little death multiple times in one song duration.
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:The right answer is: "I took a pill in Ibiza." There's one thing that Todd doesn't give Posner enough poo poo for, and that's how much this whiny rear end song still sounds like the most insufferable humblebrag. Which is why I love this cover, because it knows exactly what it is doing.
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Man, that's gotta be up there on the list of "worst first lines in a song ever". Reminded me of this SNL sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9awpv5BnSc
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the first incarnation of Toby Keith was actually worse than the post 9/11 model. https://youtu.be/OIjsSu_I4So e: 
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I am not sure I believe it but Benny Mardones has apparently always claimed the song was not sexual in nature but about his neighbors whose father abandoned them. Probably helps that I just read radio stations even in 1980 were a little concerned about the lyrics
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I believe it's in the chorus which means I get to experience a little death multiple times in one song duration. Sounds like you actually enjoyed it
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RC and Moon Pie posted:And that leads us to Pat Boone, who is exclusively known for embarrassing things. Boone got famous in the 1950s with soulless covers of Black artists. The only thing I've ever known about Pat Boone outside of this thread was that when The Osbournes was on MTV, Sharon Osbourne mentioned that Boone was the best neighbour they ever had. They'd regularly shout and scream at each other and play music as loud as humanly possible, and Boone never once complained about it. Mumpy Puffinz posted:
Ralph Hurley posted:I’m sorry you had to go through that, Holene. redshirt posted:lol LOLENE The real answer might shock (and disappoint) you. It's Doreen.
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:The only thing I've ever known about Pat Boone outside of this thread was that when The Osbournes was on MTV, Sharon Osbourne mentioned that Boone was the best neighbour they ever had. They'd regularly shout and scream at each other and play music as loud as humanly possible, and Boone never once complained about it. Yeah no poo poo he got a front row seat for free
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Mr. Blobby theme song (it was a #1!)
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Why did Baz Luhrmann read a Chicago Tribune article set to "Everybody's Free"? Why did they play it on the radio? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI What is going on?
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:
Do you also eat nuts and kick butts? Extra Large Marge posted:Why did Baz Luhrmann read a Chicago Tribune article set to "Everybody's Free"? I always get that confused with this https://youtu.be/6YgAw1G-4zY?si=sIwMPfhJ1_zAe3AD More CanCon, this was a brief hit you heard a lot in top 40 radio https://youtu.be/sK3tw0qqTxg?si=LxLsEdh8N8nZ1oYn Sean Desmond Get Ready Canadian's are always looking for people that are doing music that isn't just rock or folk, and that always ends up promoting very cringy "urban" artists. Lucky Canada evolved enough to develop a good scene for that stuff.
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twistedmentat posted:Do you also eat nuts and kick butts? Speaking of mr desmond, maybe you could help me?
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Extra Large Marge posted:Why did Baz Luhrmann read a Chicago Tribune article set to "Everybody's Free"? People would think I'm crazy for hating this song, but it's Jordan Peterson in song form. Jakabite posted:This is the worst song I’ve ever heard A lot of modern music kind of sounds like this and it makes me realize I've become my parents who thought every song sounded the same.
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