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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

All those celebrities singing “Imagine” online in every key and then some during Covid lockdown in 2020.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

Proud to be an American - Lee Greenwood

They played that poo poo at my citizenship ceremony it was so wack lol

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



You Are A Werewolf posted:

All those celebrities singing “Imagine” online in every key and then some during Covid lockdown in 2020.

Imagine deez nuts

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Zoot Suit Riot

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
that band that looked like tools (like even bigger tools than rhcp) and did a song about butterflies or something. It was everywhere but I did a great job blocking it out it seems.

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
this is a good topic, don't let the shitposters win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2waT9TxPU0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

that band that looked like tools (like even bigger tools than rhcp) and did a song about butterflies or something. It was everywhere but I did a great job blocking it out it seems.

lmao even the people I went to high school with that loved that stuff hated Crazy Town

lmao getting nonstop radio and TV airplay for poorly rapping off half a stolen John Frusciante hook

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

come come my lady
b my butterfly
sugar
baby

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I love that song it's so corny lol

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I. M. Gei posted:

Imagine deez nuts

Okay I'm there

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHXeOypIw5A

Malice Green
Feb 1, 2005
Molim Vas skinite gacice
I didn't feel so much bad for the artist as for the people who danced to this.

https://youtu.be/Ny8aOB9iP3A?si=5obS4Z_d8fgYVS03

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
St. Anger is one of the most embarrassing hit songs ever released, both because of the low quality of the instrumentation and playing (especially the drums), and especially the quality of Bob Rock's shitass production

Edit: also, how did I forget, actual reuse of 20- year-old lyrics, smdh

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Apr 26, 2024

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Songs so bad you feel second-hand embarrassment for the artist despite the fact the song is/was a commercial success.

Anyhow it’s this one:
https://youtu.be/QtTR-_Klcq8?si=9T4LK156dUfXNvgW

As soon as I saw the thread title I thought of this song

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
Pop music is supposed to be stupid so I don't tend to feel any embarrassment for any pop stars, but it's amusing when the artists themselves go on record to note that they're embarrassed by some of their own work.

One that comes to mind is that Mariah Carey's so embarrassed by some of the material on her (9x platinum) debut album (titled "Mariah Carey") that she tries to avoid performing them or including them on compilations.

She allegedly once said her song "Prisoner" was "crap on the demo, it was crap on the album, and it is still crap." This hasn't stopped a group of mischievious fans from holding a big sign that says "SING PRISONER" at every concert they attend, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TzzArX8XCk

All Ms. Carey had to say about "Love Takes Time" in the liner notes of one of her greatest hits albums was "I wrote this song in five minutes." It was one of 1990's best-selling singles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkDpwF6-QiA

This one's more about the video than the song (she can't dance), but Mariah's said that she "wishes she could delete some moments" of "Someday" (presumably the parts where she tries to dance). It also went straight to #1 on the charts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RWfSUWVP2I

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Oyipl36YQ

im embarrassed that this was my first cd no im not, hanson rules

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

MrQwerty posted:

lmao even the people I went to high school with that loved that stuff hated Crazy Town

lmao getting nonstop radio and TV airplay for poorly rapping off half a stolen John Frusciante hook

"Fierce nipple pierce
You got me sprung
With your tongue ring"

yugioh mishima
Oct 22, 2020

plenty of good songs being posted in here but nobody has actually posted the worst hit song of all time, which is that “once i was 7 years old” one. Dire. no i’m not posting a youtube of it, i cannot remember who sings it and i don’t want to

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

The classic Canadian song "mon nouveau chapeau" by men without hats

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Isometric Bacon posted:

Oh man, I was a pretty big Offspring fan / dumb teenager who put too much of my personal identity into my music choices when that song came out.

I hated it, hated that video and how the band became synonymous with that song amongst my peers that I stopped listening to them altogether. Never bought Americana as a result.

Now with the power of old man I look back and realise Offspring had plenty of silly songs before this point, none just had the huge impact that one did. I'm sure I missed out on some bangers because of it.

... I still cringe when I hear it though.

I bought Americana because of that song, and I think it's still pretty good to this day. I remember the album had some songs dealing with feeling alienated, growing up, and personal loss, which had an impact on me as a teen. It's definitely still worth a listen, though you can skip Walla Walla it's not good.

yugioh mishima posted:

plenty of good songs being posted in here but nobody has actually posted the worst hit song of all time, which is that “once i was 7 years old” one. Dire. no i’m not posting a youtube of it, i cannot remember who sings it and i don’t want to

lukas graham and you're so goddamned right

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I think you could name a couple dozen groups from the mid 90's that have hits that I'm embarrassed to even think about now.

Marylin Manson
Everclear
Goo Goo Dolls
Korn
Slipknot
Wallflowers
Sugar Ray
Limp Bizkit
Kid Rock
Third Eye Blind
Creed
Live
Presidents of the United States
Matchbox 20
Smashmouth

God, what a horrible time for top 40 radio.

Anyway, this is the most embarrassing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Whgn_iE5uc
Peaches is an amazing song but yeah, all the other bands are crap

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It was probably Friday by Rebecca Black because it got a little girl that was not even in the music industry mocked all over the world. Gave her a disorder and everything.

She's making hyperpop now for herself and other gays, it's kind of a happy ending (although it was maybe a year or two ago I learner that).

Secks Cauldron posted:

Peaches is an amazing song but yeah, all the other bands are crap

The Goo Goo Dolls are funny because they'd probably be half-remembered but tolerated as a Replacements tribute act, but they just had to write a song for white peoples weddings instead.

Disco Pope fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Apr 26, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches....

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

redshirt posted:

Moving to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches....

you came up with that song yourself? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtlZ3vh289w&t=139s

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Pac and Cheese posted:

this is a good topic, don't let the shitposters win https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k

lay off avril bitch

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
“Whats Up” by 4 Non Blondes would be the worst song ever made if not for Simply Havin a Wonderful Christmastime.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

“Whats Up” by 4 Non Blondes would be the worst song ever made if not for Simply Havin a Wonderful Christmastime.

My buddy and I used to duet what's up after we finished bowling on karaoke nights at that alley

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen or that recent Tom MacDonald song that featured Ben Shapiro. Just about everyone ignored MacDonald and listened to the Shapiro part of the sing lol.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

yugioh mishima posted:

plenty of good songs being posted in here but nobody has actually posted the worst hit song of all time, which is that “once i was 7 years old” one. Dire. no i’m not posting a youtube of it, i cannot remember who sings it and i don’t want to

Oh yeah, that's a good choice. What the hell is that guy's problem?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Extra Large Marge posted:

Oh yeah, that's a good choice. What the hell is that guy's problem?

he was raised in a cult or some poo poo

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
https://youtu.be/7Xf-Lesrkuc?si=a9VxTd-giM-K1ocr

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
Butterfly got retroactively saved by American Dad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8H-0z9yGCM

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

MrQwerty posted:

St. Anger is one of the most embarrassing hit songs ever released, both because of the low quality of the instrumentation and playing (especially the drums), and especially the quality of Bob Rock's shitass production

Edit: also, how did I forget, actual reuse of 20- year-old lyrics, smdh

Im madly in Anger with you!

etherealshaq
Mar 6, 2010

COME DOWN AND EAT CHICKEN WITH ME, BEAUTIFUL. IT'S SOOOOOOOOOO DARK
"Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman. Words cannot describe how jaw-dropping the lyrics are.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

etherealshaq posted:

"Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman. Words cannot describe how jaw-dropping the lyrics are.



While looking this up I realized that Theory of a Deadman still exists. What the gently caress?

skasion fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Apr 26, 2024

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Three Lions, the Euro '96 England song. It reached #1.

Unlike England

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i'm bringing sexy baaaack, so take off all your cloooothes

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://www.theonion.com/no-one-admits-to-singing-writing-producing-nations-no-1819569221

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GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1urq4Vb0XM

Here's some ear cancer from the Land of Boiled Meat

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