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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I can't believe we've gotten this far and we posted Goo Goo Dolls and Santana's Smooth, which are fine, and NONE of you posted Owl City. The gently caress.

now SUFFER

e: God drat posting Fireflies is my worst page snipe and I blame you all

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


The most embarrassing hit song is The Reason by Hoobastank, because on top of it just being really boring and pointless, every radio DJ into perpetuity must pronounce the word "hoobastank"

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq0OSpmz8vY

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

etherealshaq posted:

"Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman. Words cannot describe how jaw-dropping the lyrics are.

great, thanks for reminding me theory of a deadman exists :mad:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

ElectricSheep posted:

I can't believe we've gotten this far and we posted Goo Goo Dolls and Santana's Smooth, which are fine, and NONE of you posted Owl City. The gently caress.

now SUFFER

e: God drat posting Fireflies is my worst page snipe and I blame you all

If reddit was a song.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I wrote a 5 page essay for some media class in college about how much the reason by hoobastank sucks.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

it sounds like he's saying "ricky martin" over and over

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
Page 4 and nobody's mentioned "Photograph" by Nickelback yet??

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
We were too embarrassed to.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
That one's pretty good op but I think this is worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Apparently there is a NSFW "unrated" version of this video which I shan't be watching.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Dixville posted:

That one's pretty good op but I think this is worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Apparently there is a NSFW "unrated" version of this video which I shan't be watching.
This one's extra bad because (shocker!) Thicke sexually harassed Emily Ratajkowski during the video shoot

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMAuekEG1tY
My humble entry.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Brad Paisley's Camouflage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stsdZvryy3I

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs

this piece of poo poo can s my d

i dunno if it's because that summer i was working a job where the radio was always on so i had to hear it about 5 times a day for months but it does not make me happy.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
This song has taken its toll on me
I’ve heard this song
A million times in stores

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Dixville posted:

That one's pretty good op but I think this is worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU

Apparently there is a NSFW "unrated" version of this video which I shan't be watching.

HOO!

I've never been able to listen to this whole song because

HOO!

that loving guy who shouts every other line is so goddamn

HOO!

distracting and obnoxious. I seriously think this song could maybe

HOO!

be saved, turned from awful unlistenable garbage into a really good

HOO!

catchy song if they got rid of it.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs

this piece of poo poo can s my d

i dunno if it's because that summer i was working a job where the radio was always on so i had to hear it about 5 times a day for months but it does not make me happy.

I have this with the radio edit of “gently caress You”

https://youtu.be/bKxodgpyGec?si=wT9QY8FYT_ZTOFAz

Not that embarrassing in retrospect. At least compared to his actual life lol. Though not up there with Snoop Dogg’s “Sensual Seduction” for being better than the dirty version

skasion fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Apr 26, 2024

Southern Cassowary
Jan 3, 2023

it's absolutely blurred lines. it's a dogshit song produced to be as annoying as possible with questionable at best lyrics. i barely notice lyrics, if i comment on them they loving suck. lmao


it's also just barely off the rhythm in a way that is like nails on chalkboard grating to me personally. i am not clicking the song to refresh this memory, i lived through 2013.

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
There is a lot of unlistenable garbage in this thread, but that Owl City track still has me depressed

Smooth is an annoyingly perfect pop song, no matter how awful it is to hear, and it always gets stuck in your head, to better suit your mood.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
How does pop still exist in an era of streaming music? I stopped listening to (most) pop as soon as the radio was no longer my only source for free music. I hear so many people who complain so much about this generation of pop music, but... why are you listening to it? You definitely don't have to unless you work in a department store or something.

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
yall remember t.A.T.u.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The hell pretty fly, Americana and offspring are good and cool.

The most embarrassing song is probably one of the rolling stones or Aerosmith song written about an underage girl

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

credburn posted:

How does pop still exist in an era of streaming music? I stopped listening to (most) pop as soon as the radio was no longer my only source for free music. I hear so many people who complain so much about this generation of pop music, but... why are you listening to it? You definitely don't have to unless you work in a department store or something.

I love listening to only the music that paid the most money to be heard!! It's like watching premium ads by only the companies with the biggest advertising budget :)

Mung Dynasty posted:

yall remember t.A.T.u.

Remember all the contoversy when it came out that they weren't actually gay and that was just a big publicity stunt that was forced on them? lmao

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

credburn posted:

How does pop still exist in an era of streaming music? I stopped listening to (most) pop as soon as the radio was no longer my only source for free music. I hear so many people who complain so much about this generation of pop music, but... why are you listening to it? You definitely don't have to unless you work in a department store or something.

To justify/enforce the existence of lovely recording artists that are basically small companies, like Taylor Swift.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

For me personally it's anything that's Ska because I was in 7th grade during the 9 months that it was popular and I actually thought it was cool and that I was cool but in retrospect, it was not cool and neither was I.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Mulaney Power Move posted:

For me personally it's anything that's Ska because I was in 7th grade during the 9 months that it was popular and I actually thought it was cool and that I was cool but in retrospect, it was not cool and neither was I.

I will never forgive white people for making ska uncool

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hey look at us we have a dozen guys on stage, a whole horn section and a dude that just dances like an idiot, it's called "skanking" - this song is about police violence in boston in 1943

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


ska owns and one day it'll make its comeback

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

ska owns and one day it'll make its comeback

ska has been perpetually "making a comeback" for the past 50 years lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUx1i38Rco8

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
Crazy Frog, poo poo was heinous and loving unavoidable

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Mulaney Power Move posted:

For me personally it's anything that's Ska because I was in 7th grade during the 9 months that it was popular and I actually thought it was cool and that I was cool but in retrospect, it was not cool and neither was I.

that's the impression that i get

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM

submitted without comment

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Posting Coldplay is cheating

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Posting Coldplay is cheating

At least it's actually bad, unlike the love of my life Taylor Swift who is perfect in every way

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
coldplay's success is a testament to how boring most people are

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Yeah I think im gonna echo blurred lines. Not only was it bad and rapey it was also extremely overplayed. A lot of this stuff was but god drat that song was everywhere in 2012 or 13 or whenever it was.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

But I posted Fix You specifically because it's so loving creepy and offputting. I hate it. It gives me the wrong kind of tingles.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

kntfkr posted:

coldplay's success is a testament to how boring most people are

Wow, I love Coldplay.

Got a lot of thinking to do this weekend....

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Jim Jones - Na Na Nana Na Na (Clean Video) ft. Bree-beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0tKCpXDkN4

Go ahead, try to listen to it.

the beat - boring rear end drum with wanna be low effort bling leads, and a single piano hit.
The rapping is a clunky drunk guy who doesn't even realize there is a beat, while talking about generic 'being rich' poo poo

and it takes 1 minute and 5 seconds to get to the annoying brain worm chorus, can you make it tho.


Na Na Nana Na Na

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

Jim Jones - Na Na Nana Na Na (Clean Video) ft. Bree-beauty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0tKCpXDkN4

Go ahead, try to listen to it.

the beat - boring rear end drum with wanna be low effort bling leads, and a single piano hit.
The rapping is a clunky drunk guy who doesn't even realize there is a beat, while talking about generic 'being rich' poo poo

and it takes 1 minute and 5 seconds to get to the annoying brain worm chorus, can you make it tho.

Dipset put out so much really, really bad music but they were somehow huge in the 2000s. But does it really count as a hit song when it only got 7000 views in 13 years lmao

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