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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I. M. Gei posted:

One time a Popeye's employee told me I looked like Will Ferrell. That was when I knew I urgently needed a haircut.

I also had a work customer tell me I looked like Alex Murdaugh.

Looking like Will Ferrell means you are drunk and kinda stupid

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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Toxic Mental posted:

yall just posting cheesy songs from the 2000s

I'm fine with that

This poo poo is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

i like snoop dogg, but drop it like it's hot sucked and I can't believe it got as much airplay as it did

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

DaveWoo posted:

I'm fine with that

This poo poo is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

lol I love her whole solo album

What are you waiting for? Banger.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DaveWoo posted:

I'm fine with that

This poo poo is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

but that song made a hole lot of money. Like Millions of dollars

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

There are a LOT of possibilities, and I remember the first time I heard Wannabe, and being unable to understand how anyone found it good. That was my first experience with an embarrassing hit. But I've made peace with it. At least it's not boring.

But I think I'd have to give it to that loving Uncle Kracker song. God, this piece of poo poo is such a goddamned awful, plodding, bullshit song. It is the worst thing a song can be, which is incredibly boring.

This bland, inane waste of time. Christ, this song was everywhere. This whole thing was a complete waste of time for everyone involved, except, y'know.... $$$.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gjx-ZQuQ_Y

Two honourable mentions in the category of "why the gently caress did anyone bother with this?" are "Wasting my Time" by Default (what a bang-on name, there) and "Hey, Soul Sister" by "Train".

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Apr 27, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Gwen Stefani - Love, Angel, Music, Baby

What are you waiting for - hit
Rich Girl - hit
Hollaback Girl - hit
....

....


Haraijuku Girls - (hit in my heart)

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I remember being mad as hell about wasting my time by a band named default. Totally forgot about that. Like….how was that allowed to happen? Default? Really? For the most nothing song ever

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://rateyourmusic.com/list/soldatoWitt/101_embarrassing_songs_you_must_hear_before_you_die__a_parade_of_guilty_pleasures_/

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I'm not linking it, but there's a guy who wrote a sign called Poop in my Fingernails. It's exactly what you expect.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nocheez posted:

I'm not linking it, but there's a guy who wrote a sign called Poop in my Fingernails. It's exactly what you expect.

what an rear end in a top hat

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Under The Bridge

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Pretty Fly is bad, but at least it's notable on some level.

Also, I think the worst part of it is Dexter, using his weird as gently caress voice to basically yell "UH HUH UH HUH".

Like.... Really? You wrote Smash and Gone Away, and.... This? Ugh.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Hey, Soul Sister" by "Train".

Yeah, this one is pretty bad too.


So, SOOOOO many songs between the late 00's and 2020 are just unlistenable trash for the most basic boring people alive.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

I. M. Gei posted:

Yeah, this one is pretty bad too.


So, SOOOOO many songs between the late 00's and 2020 are just unlistenable trash for the most basic boring people alive.

Its just you and me. We gotta fight

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

We can all agree the 1990's was the peak of popular music.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



redshirt posted:

We can all agree the 1990's was the peak of popular music.

Macarena is GOOD, dammit!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

counterfeitsaint posted:

It's rare that I come across youtube links that I am too afraid to click on, but I will never know what those two link to, they might both be Rick Rolls, I'll never see them. "Incel Core and Gamer Gate the album" is the most terrifying sentence I've read in awhile.

let's go for third one.
- The Young Cons. 2010 Republican rappers
"we are not a country of entitlements and handouts. we are not a country of safetynet and bailout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiPTNUPlDls

"hey girl. it's me paul ryan"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOtMvEygvFk

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

let's go for third one.
- The Young Cons. 2010 Republican rappers
"we are not a country of entitlements and handouts. we are not a country of safetynet and bailout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiPTNUPlDls

"hey girl. it's me paul ryan"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOtMvEygvFk

That isn't Paul Ryan?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Is it?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

I like lots of the songs posted in this thread so gently caress you all.

But here's one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9OjkHJdQJ4

I'll see that and raise you this shitfest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrSyrOaoAug

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

there should be more bands who do covers of songs and just have godzilla in the music video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSMy_F4ImaE

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That proud boy song doesn't count as a hit does it?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That proud boy song doesn't count as a hit does it?

Did it make the Billboard top 50??

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
It made me crawl up into a ball from contact embarrassment.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
this is a great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vc9Mz2tfHM

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

quote:

#2. The Beach Boys - Barbara Ann

WRONG

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Barbaranne is a pretty good song

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
The Black Eyed Peas really dragged music backwards.

Let's Get It "Started"
Gotta Get That Boom Boom Boom
Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night

No one should be allowed to say "Rock and Roll" and "DJ" in the same song.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sourdough Sam posted:

The Black Eyed Peas really dragged music backwards.

Let's Get It "Started"
Gotta Get That Boom Boom Boom
Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night

No one should be allowed to say "Rock and Roll" and "DJ" in the same song.

it would be cool if you linked those songs

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Barbaranne is a pretty good song

Yeah, it's a good song and not at all a "guilty pleasure"

Hell, half the songs on that list are legit good

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sourdough Sam posted:

The Black Eyed Peas really dragged music backwards.

Let's Get It "Started"
Gotta Get That Boom Boom Boom
Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night

No one should be allowed to say "Rock and Roll" and "DJ" in the same song.

Yeah they suck.


I kinda do like where is the love, though I recognize it's not good.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Does Daddy by Psy count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWbgqsCSCEE

Cuz the song by itself actually owns, but it didn't peak high enough in the US and the critical reception was dumb. Also the video is kinda creepy, but the song is good.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

I. M. Gei posted:

Does Daddy by Psy count?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWbgqsCSCEE

Cuz the song by itself actually owns, but it didn't peak high enough in the US and the critical reception was dumb. Also the video is kinda creepy, but the song is good.

My kids absolutely love dancing with me to that song on Just Dance. It's fun to dance, especially to silly poo poo like What Does The Fox Say.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DaveWoo posted:

Yeah, it's a good song and not at all a "guilty pleasure"

Hell, half the songs on that list are legit good

Yeah, total eclipse of the heart isn't embarrassing at all. Maybe the video

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Saalkin posted:


The most embarrassing song is probably one of the rolling stones or Aerosmith song written about an underage girl

Doesn't really narrow it down

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Name one classic rock song that isn't about an underaged girl

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I. M. Gei posted:

Macarena is GOOD, dammit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu161HIQ6hs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name one classic rock song that isn't about an underaged girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQFDdZgkTKM

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name one classic rock song that isn't about an underaged girl

Smells like Teen Spirit.

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