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kinda cool, but I can't see Yoko Ono's rear end
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Hippocrass posted:Time to shut down the internet. also those are pathetic numbers, i can probably think of like 500 off the top of my head
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Pac and Cheese posted:also those are pathetic numbers, i can probably think of like 500 off the top of my head it's 207. That is the worst number
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deep dish peat moss posted:Pretty much every Black Eyed Peas song is ultra-embarrassing in retrospect Black Eyed Peas have come out with some truly heinous poo poo, but Fergalicious was something special. It's like it was engineered specifically to piss me off
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quote:In May 2002, following a show in Dallas, Texas, McCartney discussed the song with KCRW DJ Chris Douridas, saying: Now don't you feel foolish?
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Hippocrass posted:Now don't you feel foolish? all the time
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It's not a bad song actually, but I can't imagine what it must be like having your entire life's work being summed up for posterity by a completely on the nose declaration that you sometimes masturbate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM I mean yeah, everybody does it, but it's sort of like having your biggest hit be "I Poop Occasionally" or something.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:It's not a bad song actually, but I can't imagine what it must be like having your entire life's work being summed up for posterity by a completely on the nose declaration that you sometimes masturbate. growing up in the late 80's early 90's, this was a great song
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Throwing up Train's - Play that song. It's just chopsticks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qWnG5RQTk Not a billboard hit but Gary Glitter made a song called Rock Hard Men in 2001. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qar8uA0T5FQ
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A hot redhead with big tits. I am surprised my Uncle Mike didn't tell me about it first
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redshirt posted:We can all agree the 1990's was the peak of popular music.
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Entorwellian posted:Missing You - Puff Daddy Came here to post this
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It feels like cheating to post novelty acts in this thread, but in the UK an awful lot of novelty acts sold an awful lot of dire old shite Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LagoycfdCA Irritating TV/radio presenter nerd covers irritating trash song in the most infuriating manner and over 200,000 morons bought a copy
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OneEightHundred posted:It was definitely the peak of word salad, so I guess I'll nominate every song by Bush. I enjoy Limblifter, so I'm only posting this here in reply to your specific post. Yes, Bush definitely had a word salad problem, but they have nothing on Limblifter. Like... Check this poo poo out: One Of The Dahl Brothers posted:Dug up this way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5X6yKVnX9g It's actually my favourite from the album but I have no clue what it's about.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Pretty Fly is bad, but at least it's notable on some level. I realise people like The Offspring, but punk made it people with degrees who come from sunny places where there are things to do isn't very good. It's just Crazy Taxi music. So while Offspring's novelty songs are grating as hell, something like "I Want You Bad" is somehow even worse.
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Disco Pope posted:I realise people like The Offspring, but punk made it people with degrees who come from sunny places where there are things to do isn't very good. It's just Crazy Taxi music. I can't disagree.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I can't disagree. I just don't vibe with jokey, Californian punk at all, to be honest, so The Offspring getting huge always felt like an outsized irritant to me when otherwise I just would have mentally filled them with Pennywise, Bad Religion, NOFX etc as "not for me". But instead they made an album both my dad and pre-teen brother bought.
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I'll give Karen Carpenter the benefit of the doubt that she was trying to play the part of a dumb racist here, but when you hear The Carpenters' "B'wana She No Home" it really sounds like she's just being a dumb racist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v53Gwx2E6EE
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MrQwerty posted:Seriously, though, St. Anger. Lars' dad got angry and asked him what the gently caress he was doing when he heard it lmao I first heard st. Anger on the radio and I legit thought it was weird al or someone similar parodying Metallica. Like for real. I was very bemused when I found out it was the band themselves.
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free hubcaps posted:I first heard st. Anger on the radio and I legit thought it was weird al or someone similar parodying Metallica. Like for real. I was very bemused when I found out it was the band themselves. As someone who's not a Metallica fan in the least (I don't hate them, but  ), I couldn't believe how bad it was.It sticks out even to outsiders who don't otherwise care.
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webmeister posted:What if it's a pining love song about your best friend's wife Layla is a cool song, who cares what it's about. Most love songs are written by scoundrels anyway.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Layla is a cool song, who cares what it's about. Most love songs are written by scoundrels anyway. Arrrrgghh it's quite annoying that for 50ish years, all the credit for this song was laid at the feet of noted racist junkie bore Clapton, and the work of Duane Allman, Tom Dowd, Rita Coolidge and many others made him a rock legend forever. There's not even a coherent solo on the thing.
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Yes Duane Allman came up with the riff and the piano part is Rita Coolidge, but Clapton was the scoundrel.
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Pretty much every rock and roll love song is about having an affair, or treating a woman badly (here is guitar solo for you bitch), "forbidden love" as already noted here, or just how it's cool to bang this woman, sometimes with the lead singer actually banging the woman in a recording booth.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Pretty much every rock and roll love song is about having an affair, or treating a woman badly (here is guitar solo for you bitch), "forbidden love" as already noted here, or just how it's cool to bang this woman, sometimes with the lead singer actually banging the woman in a recording booth. What about muscle cars?
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Rock and roll ballads are 95% trying to impress women with a musical metaphor for a penis and 5% a bassist who can't get laid
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And yes sometimes they have sex with a muscle car in the recording booth as well
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for a song to be truly the most embarrassing it needs to be embarrassing for both the artist and the listener. This makes The Offspring and Nickleback immune despite their effect on you as a listener. Angie Hart is on record trying to distance herself from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMVfqqw-xw
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I think we're alone now - Tiffany https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
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Hippocrass posted:Now don't you feel foolish? i always feel foolish
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Crazy taxi owns thoredshirt posted:I think we're alone now - Tiffany Not even close
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free hubcaps posted:I first heard st. Anger on the radio and I legit thought it was weird al or someone similar parodying Metallica. Like for real. I was very bemused when I found out it was the band themselves. Rupert Buttermilk posted:As someone who's not a Metallica fan in the least (I don't hate them, but yeah, that's the thing, to people that like the genre or people that don't care, if they've never heard St. Anger or haven't heard it in a long time, it comes off as a joke; like I literally had someone who hadn't heard it since high school go, "that's just a youtube poop, right?" and then I played him more tracks from the album. I would never put my name on a drum track that sounded like that.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Crazy taxi owns tho Did you watch the official video?
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lol "CRINGE"
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trying to jack off posted:for a song to be truly the most embarrassing it needs to be embarrassing for both the artist and the listener. This makes The Offspring and Nickleback immune despite their effect on you as a listener. This reminds me of Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonight; the song itself is kinda unremarkable but Squier himself says the music video destroyed his career: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hbiv0tCirU
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free hubcaps posted:This reminds me of Billy Squier's Rock Me Tonight; the song itself is kinda unremarkable but Squier himself says the music video destroyed his career: That is such an AWESOME 80's apartment. There's an elevator! It's in the basement!
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When I moved to the Toronto Beaches I was walking on the beach and realized "this is where that filmed that B4-4 video. This land is cursed". Funny thing, the brothers, the two that look like they have bird DNA, rebranded as an adult compentary duet and make music as Ryan and Dan. Also, the worst hit song ever is Next Time I fall in love from Peter Cetra featuring Amy Grant https://youtu.be/c-ENYuomYzA?si=H6VHjnjlAOXY4_Rb This is everything wrong with white men making music. It is a crime against nature, but that is just Peter Cetra's voice, the song is an abomination from the depths of the abyss. One of the seals of the apocalypse cracked open and this song burst forth. Also maybe Michael Buble isn't as popular in the US as he is in Canada? Everything he makes it basically designed for the most boring boomer. https://youtu.be/1AJmKkU5POA?si=mStZYrqcHg8zExmD Why do white guys always write songs where they are in love with a girl and thats all that matters? No one ever writes a song where the girl returns that affection. Just being in love with someone is enough for them to return it in their minds?
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