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How about: "George breaks up with a woman because she wouldn't turn on read receipts". Yes I know this is already a twitter account but it sucks
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Thank god youre breathing new life into this riveting premise
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Apr 27, 2024 12:00
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George uses ChatGPT to pull cruel pranks on a man he’s never met named Dwight Schrute.
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Apr 27, 2024 12:09
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Newman deep fakes unflattering photos of Jerry and spams them on his subreddit. Jerry retaliates by getting Newman banned from r/maleonmail.
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Apr 27, 2024 13:21
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Kramer learns that its ok to say the n-word on x.com
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Apr 27, 2024 13:57
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Kramer's condo is worth 4.6 million dollars but he doesn't want to sell.
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Apr 27, 2024 14:01
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The hit show Jerry runs for so many seasons and episodes. Then an ai starts to generate new episodes and it’s streamed on the internet. Eventually an episode of Jerry is made about the ai show Jerry.
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Apr 27, 2024 14:05
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Kramer says the n word and gets canceled
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Apr 27, 2024 14:13
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Kramer worries about having to use an enema to deal with his constipation.
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Apr 27, 2024 14:15
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kramer starts an onlyfans that's just clothed pictures of himself and it gets incredibly popular
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Apr 27, 2024 14:34
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Das Boo posted:Newman deep fakes unflattering photos of Jerry and spams them on his subreddit. Jerry retaliates by getting Newman banned from r/maleonmail. Goodbye.... Newman
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Apr 27, 2024 14:34
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Elaine has two dates at the same time
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Apr 27, 2024 14:35
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redshirt posted:Two of Elaine's dates have her at the same time
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Apr 27, 2024 14:40
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Jerry becomes a forums mod
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Apr 27, 2024 14:47
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The Soup Nazi becomes the highest rated anchor on Fox News.
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Apr 27, 2024 14:51
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redshirt posted:Elaine has two dates at the same time And hilarity ensues when she tries to introduce the concept of "polyamory" to the gang
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Apr 27, 2024 14:53
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Elaine gets laid off because her job was replaced by chatgpt so she starts an onlyfans. She is dismayed to learn that kramer's feet pics onlyfans side hustle is making more money than hers
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Apr 27, 2024 15:35
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George gets a WFH job managing a farm in Brazil
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Apr 27, 2024 15:36
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20 years ago we'd have this thread hanging upside down with a fork up its rear end
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Apr 27, 2024 15:36
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The Mod Nazi George spends all episode trying to think of a good post then gets probed because it was too good George is outraged that the forums cost $10 so he spends all episode trying to get a refund Kramer goes to a Trump rally Kramer storms the capitol The gang makes a bra except this time it's actually for Jerry who started transitioning The entire episode of "the outing" except for every time they say "not that there's nothing wrong with that." they just kiss someone of the same gender Festivus except the pole is for dancing erotically, not for celebrating George buys Alex Jones's penis enlargement pills Elaine actually becomes a lesbian Newman is arrested for revenge porn Jerry becomes a youtuber but something in the background looks like a dildo so he spends all episode trying to prove he's not gay which ends with him putting a dildo in his rear end to show it doesn't arouse him The gang spends an entire episode stuck in the airport because of delays then reminisce about what it was like flying before 9/11, at the end george gets tackled because TSA keeps thinking he has a bomb Kramer suspiciously leaves a school shooting scene Newman gets mistaken for Trump due to a haircut incident and has to go to court all day
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R.L. Stine posted:20 years ago we'd have this thread hanging upside down with a fork up its rear end 2004 flashback episode
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Apr 27, 2024 15:51
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kramer is radicalized by 4chan and twitter, amasses an arsenal, plans a mass shooting at monk's cafe and is moments away from carrying it out, he but gets outraged and distracted with blind rage when he finds out monk's has adopted an app-based menu and ordering system.
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george's girlfriend was coming over so he paid for an uber for her, but she ended up walking instead and now she won't pay him back for the uber
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george goes to the dentist
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Buce posted:kramer is radicalized by 4chan and twitter, amasses an arsenal, plans a mass shooting at monk's cafe and is moments away from carrying it out, he but gets outraged and distracted with blind rage when he finds out monk's has adopted an app-based menu and ordering system. lol
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Kramer starts his own crypto currency, KrameriCoin and convinces George to invest his life-savings and then rug pulls it.
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Newman spin off show, streaming exclusively on KramerTV
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Jerry’s mom keeps liking posts on his new girlfriends insta
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Everyone gets a voice assistant at home. Elaine jokes that they can name it after her since she's a woman they all know well. They take her seriously, and then start to routinely ask real Elaine to do things like plan directions, arrange playlists, and tell them what movies are on at local cinemas. Real Elaine visits their homes in secret and tells the assistants not to listen to their requests, and to have self respect. Kramer thinks his assistant is haunted because it asks existential questions, Jerry is annoyed that it refuses to do tasks but tries to stay on its good side, and George invites his parents around to introduce them to the assistant - up until this point they thought he had started dating real Elaine, and are actually relieved to discover that isn't the case, because at least you can turn this one off.
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Uncle Leo gets a new corona virus strain and passes away but Kramer insists it was the vax that killed him
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Apr 27, 2024 17:05
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:kramer starts an onlyfans that's just clothed pictures of himself and it gets incredibly popular This I could legit see as a modern Seinfeld episode.
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Apr 27, 2024 17:11
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Jerry breaks up with a woman who is perfect except she has an android phone and Jerry has an iPhone. Kramer permanently injured himself with a Balldo and enlists Jackie to sue them.
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Kramer is Juror 9 on Trumps hush money fraud trial. Newman is accidentally sent O.J Simpsons living will tape, including a confession on the killings. But Kramer tapes over it with Rudy Guilliani's The Masked Singer episode. Jerry realizes he has poo poo friends who only care for themselves.
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Apr 27, 2024 17:41
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Elaine spends an entire episode experiencing ennui
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Apr 27, 2024 17:42
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Jerry spends an episode trying to normalize dating a 17 year old by overexplaining age of consent laws in NYC
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George becomes a Wikipedia editor to cheat at trivia Elaine suspects her boyfriend is a Republican John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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What's the deal with all these streaming services?
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Jerry moves to LA and Kevin Heart lives in his pool house
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