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pencilhands posted:jerry fucks george in the rear end "Jerry! You gotta eat my rear end Jerry!!"
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pencilhands posted:jerry fucks george in the rear end But is Jerry PrEP-worthy? 
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Apr 28, 2024 00:20
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Kramer gets banned from a forum he created for beating his wife then kills himself
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Apr 28, 2024 00:25
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Standalone episode just featuring Jerry's parents.
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Apr 28, 2024 00:28
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Kramer gets a job as a ratcatcher fr the city. Unwilling to kill these charismatic creatures, he hides them in his apartment. Soon he has hundreds of rats. Running out of room, Kramer starts putting them in boxes with some food and keeps them at a rental storage unit. Missing a payment on the unit, he asks George and Jerry to go to the auction to win the unit, but doesn't tell them what's inside. The two end up causing a massive bidding war between the other attendees who are convinced there is something valuable inside. Kramer arrives and causes a scene. Moments later the storage unit is opened and hundreds of cannibalistic rats flood out.
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Apr 28, 2024 00:34
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JediTalentAgent posted:Kramer gets a job as a ratcatcher fr the city. Unwilling to kill these charismatic creatures, he hides them in his apartment. Drum solo
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Apr 28, 2024 00:36
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Monk’s owners retire and they sell the cafe to a brewery startup. The gang sits at a reclaimed wood table under a too-bright Edison light. George complains about the ridiculous names for beers, Jerry listens and repeats the pertinent points back to George. Elaine goes through a long list of drinks only to have the server tell her they only serve beer repeatedly. She gives up and orders a salad. Kramer is perplexed by the nongendered bathrooms.
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Apr 28, 2024 00:56
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Monk’s owners retire and they sell the cafe to a brewery startup. The gang sits at a reclaimed wood table under a too-bright Edison light. Nachos!
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Apr 28, 2024 00:56
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Jerry comes out as queer because he dates a bisexual woman
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Apr 28, 2024 01:32
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Tim Whatley comes out as transgender, but Jerry think's it's for the jokes.
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Apr 28, 2024 01:37
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Jerry is suspicious his girlfriend was at January 6th. And during every date he keeps dropping hints like "Would you still love me even if I tased myself on the balls" George becomes a Tiktok mockery after he's filmed eating sloppily Elaine breaks up with Puddy after he maxes out a credit card on fortnite skins Kramer starts a KPop band, only none of the group is Korean as he thought the K stood for "Kramer" Jerry: "What is this! You can't start a KPop group with this, no one here is Korean!" Kramer: "I don't see why that's an issue. They're all very talented Jerry!" Jerry: "Because you don't have the K! All you've got is Pop!" Kramer: "...then I'm halfway there"
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Apr 28, 2024 01:43
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Jerry is creating new stand-up material for a PBS fundraising telethon. But the station manager wants him to do one of his classics. He obsesses over making a challenging new act but in the end the producer insists he do his old bits. So he tries, but he cannot remember it.
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Apr 28, 2024 01:43
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George, who has now fallen upwards into an assistant GM position with the Yankees, implicates the whole team in a performance enhancing drug scandal. His dad, involved in a 'vitamin' MLM, pushed some product on George, who, feeling impressed with the results, convinced the entire team to try them. Turns out they were jam packed with banned substances.
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Apr 28, 2024 01:48
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Tommah posted:kramer is patient zero for covid19 He is frustrated by the ranking and thinks he should be patient #1 There would be no covid without me! I started a global phenomena! I'm trending! You've killed millions of people, Kramer! OHHHH YEAHHH!
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Apr 28, 2024 01:58
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redshirt posted:It's pronounced Jif Jerry gets his name changed to 'Gerry' to prove a point, but it just results in the same argument.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:01
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Kramer: Jerry, I got the 'Rona! Jerry: You got the 'rona? George (walking into the apartment): He got the 'rona? Jerry (nodding): He got the 'rona.
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Apr 28, 2024 02:07
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Jose Oquendo posted:Kramer: Jerry, I got the 'Rona! *Audience sigh
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Apr 28, 2024 02:08
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Jerry and Elaine go to buy crack off the street to get addicted to drugs so they can get welfare. Meanwhile, Mr Pitt pays George to spray paint his chair gold
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Apr 28, 2024 02:08
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:George continually drops ten dollars over and over to post on a forum he keeps getting banned from due to his controversial opinions, causing him to get increasingly angrier and banned even faster Many posters state that they do not like or want me posting, Jerry! George is getting upset!
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Apr 28, 2024 02:55
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Elaine gets aggressively panhandled on the way to Jerry's apartment and announces she needs to buy a gun. Kramer just got back from Puerto Rico and has a very dark tan again, he claims to have slept with a flight attendant on the plane ride back. "I can get you a gun" Kramer says. "Really, when?" Elaine asks Kramer walks back to his apartment while Jerry and George debate whether he, Kramer, really slept with a flight attendant on the way back from Puerto Rico. Kramer walks in with a short barreled revolver in his hand holding it up in the air and flashing it in the light. He playfully points it at the gang and flips it over his index finger and holds it out to Elaine. "Wow Kramer this is great! Is it loaded?" "Of course it's loaded, ready to go!" Kramer replies Elaine begins aiming it at various things around the apartment and out the window.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:04
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Rich Uncle Chet posted:Kramer starts a KPop band, only none of the group is Korean as he thought the K stood for "Kramer" https://suno.com/song/825863ee-502a-430c-80f8-64409031cc0a
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Apr 28, 2024 03:06
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*2024 laugh track
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Apr 28, 2024 03:09
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Jerry’s posting history goes public 
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Apr 28, 2024 03:19
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Antifa tricked Jerry into throwing a milkshake at the Soup Nazi but now he'll never get that Turkish vichyssoise again
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Apr 28, 2024 03:20
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Jerry gets cancelled
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Apr 28, 2024 03:21
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Newman gets really into manga. Can’t shut up about it
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Apr 28, 2024 03:23
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elaine loses her library card
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Apr 28, 2024 03:25
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George joins a book club
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Apr 28, 2024 03:26
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Jerry and Elaine go to buy crack off the street to get addicted to drugs so they can get welfare. Meanwhile, Mr Pitt pays George to spray paint his chair gold Jerry: what is happening? Kramer: move past it.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:26
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Kramer's friend Bob Sacamano finally comes to the apartment building and begins dating Elaine. A series of misunderstandings and mistakes leads to George getting arrested for public masturbation. Newman keeps stealing Jerry's wifi.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:28
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Kramer dies but gets surgically attached to Jerry, and takes him over seemingly at random in a Solid/Liquid Snake style relationship ("I'm livin' on in this arm, baby!"). Hideo Kojima makes an appearance in the episode (the audience are very excited by his appearance and he gets a big applause), but George is uncertain about Japanese formalities, believing that he has to be the last one to bow, and to bow the deepest. The constant bending gives him back pain so he joins a yoga group with Elaine, but she warns him to avoid any kind of contact with all of the influencers who are filming themselves, or else he will be cancelled.
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Apr 28, 2024 03:34
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Elaine has a penis
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Apr 28, 2024 04:00
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Elaine has an AR headset
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Apr 28, 2024 04:03
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Elaine ruins her book club
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Apr 28, 2024 04:04
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George tries to save another Frogger high score, but he is hit by a truck. He awakens in another world as a tadpole and grows into a magical evolved frog man with a harem of girls. Froggy Knight and the Secret City.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:12
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Elaine brings home a guy from the old folks home she was volunteering to watch to see a dog talent competition Kramer is holding. George, to show sympathy for his pregnant wife is wearing a pregnancy vest simulating carrying a child. I don't remember what Danny , oops I mean Jerry, was doing in this episode.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:18
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Jerry brings the gang sandwiches from Jimmy John's
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Apr 28, 2024 04:27
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covidstomper58 posted:Elaine has an AR headset George, jealous of hearing about the AR headset, tries to order one himself but accidentally ends up with an AR-15. He leaves it in Jerry's apartment, which Kramer then "borrows", and then lends to Newman.
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Apr 28, 2024 04:30
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George claims he is a video game developer to impress a woman and has to make a fake game. Kramer becomes a voice actor in a video game. Jerry gets way into to some mmo, bots his way to a high level, and then his account is banned. Elaine is assigned to go to a convention to make ads for some game company.
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Kramer pretends to have Havana Syndrome to get government compensation, but then everyone except Kramer gets it for real.
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