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Funky See Funky Do posted:Are you sure your ham radio pal didn't just get a girlfriend and then the following day threw all of his equipment into the sea? My girlfriend in Canada says she's seeing some weird stuff in Toronto
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You Are A Werewolf posted:I'm starting to think those two guys on the radio asking to send more cops and paramedics are up to something. No one I've dispatched has returned yet. *Static noise on radio..............................................
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One thing about zombies thats never shown is that due to constant movement, probable weight loss (whether gradual or in chunks), and not having the mental capacity to fix the problem all zombies will eventually have their pants fall down and stay down. From there theyre essentially feet shackles that prevent them from standing up, as they will likely get caught on shoes which dont come off due to gravity like pants. This wont cover all zombies but Id say a solid 60% would be basically immobile, writhing on the ground like a bunch of idiots. Even "fast" zombies would get caught by this, and likely much more often than slow shamblers. A self correcting problem. What this basically means is this is just another Covid. Stay inside for a bit and horde TP and itll all blow over by mid summer
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sure okay posted:One thing about zombies thats never shown is that due to constant movement, probable weight loss (whether gradual or in chunks), and not having the mental capacity to fix the problem all zombies will eventually have their pants fall down and stay down. From there theyre essentially feet shackles that prevent them from standing up, as they will likely get caught on shoes which dont come off due to gravity like pants. This is the kind of post ZA analysis we're looking for. You're hired.
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sure okay posted:One thing about zombies thats never shown is that due to constant movement, probable weight loss (whether gradual or in chunks), and not having the mental capacity to fix the problem all zombies will eventually have their pants fall down and stay down. From there theyre essentially feet shackles that prevent them from standing up, as they will likely get caught on shoes which dont come off due to gravity like pants. Reminds me of the second cemetery zombie in the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead. Initially, Barbara thought he was a normal guy in a suit and called out to him for help, but there was something off about him. It’s then revealed the guy has a funeral home suit on where the back is cut off to make dressing a body on a slab easier. His pants start slipping and get caught on his feet, pulling everything down and impeding his movement, also making his autopsy Y-incision visible. It’s pretty gnarly.
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sure okay posted:What this basically means is this is just another Covid. Stay inside for a bit and horde TP and itll all blow over by mid summer Can’t wait to see how GameStop justifies staying open this time. 
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"I know what will solve our triffid infestation," you said. "Lets create a horde of triffid-eating zombies," you said. Nice going, Steve. Into the time out chair!
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Buttchocks posted:"I know what will solve our triffid infestation," you said. "Lets create a horde of triffid-eating zombies," you said. Nice going, Steve. Into the time out chair! It will burn itself out, according to calculations (in 45 months.....)
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redshirt posted:Reports coming in from Tokyo, Seoul. Infection spreading..... How much will the dead rising conflict with Walmart's profit? Is Sam Wall going to rise to deal with things or not?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:How much will the dead rising conflict with Walmart's profit? Is Sam Wall going to rise to deal with things or not? Let's let everyone panic before we start planning what comes next, yes?
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redshirt posted:Let's let everyone panic before we start planning what comes next, yes? seems to be how we are doing things
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redshirt posted:OH MY GOD GRANDPA JUST BIT GRANDMA!!! When a man a woman love eachother very much...
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redshirt posted:OH MY GOD GRANDPA JUST BIT GRANDMA!!! Did he have his dentures in or out
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Funky See Funky Do posted:They're in grandma now. Look at me I'm the granpa now
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Literally Kermit posted:Did he have his dentures in or out He just kept gumming her, he's still doing it, it's horrible!!!
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redshirt posted:He just kept gumming her, he's still doing it, it's horrible!!! Thank God, we’re safe, he’s just horny
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BNN: Breaking News, riots in Capitol City, the National Guard has been called in to secure the peace
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redshirt posted:BNN: Breaking News, riots in Capitol City, the National Guard has been called in to secure the peace don't believe it. Didn't happen last time
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:don't believe it. Didn't happen last time
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Manto posted:Zombie: BRAAAIIINNNSSS!
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