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Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
Don’t worry it’s out now, but the mom died. Just keeping you updated.

Please keep the whale in your thoughts.

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Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast

Nitr0 posted:

Don’t worry it’s out now, but the mom died.

this is a hemmingway level short story

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
For Sale: Lagoon Whale. Never Mothered.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Sorry about your mom OP

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Mega64 posted:

For Sale: Lagoon Whale. Never Mothered.

You’re gonna charge? I thought Willy was free.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Dumb rear end whale

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Just another fail whale

BrassRoots
Jan 9, 2012

You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane
Ground floor posting in the new Elon thread.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

This is the saddest thing I've heard all day

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Saalkin posted:

Sorry about your mom OP

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

Nitr0 posted:

Please keep the whale in your thoughts.

no.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol gently caress the whales

Viking Blood
Jun 17, 2005

The hammer of the Gods will drive our riffs to new lands
Very impactful. What a brave soul

E: sole…..gently caress.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump
sending him a 'get whale' card

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

I thought whales were suppose to be smart, but that one sounded like a dumbass.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
if a sea captain tricked me into a whale watching expedition i would simply explode a hole in the boat. i'd rather die than set eyes on one of those nasty freaks

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I said come in! posted:

I thought whales were suppose to be smart, but that one sounded like a dumbass.

I mean it makes sense if you took an IQ test of all whales, some would be smarter than others. And intelligence would distribute over a bell curve.

But still, there are wicked dumb rear end whales out there, statistically speaking.

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

wales can get rather boggy but it's a bit much to call it stuck

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's stuck beside england

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

interesting

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hurf Durf gettin mighty shallow... was that a guppy??

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

was it a gay whale?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

TrashMammal posted:

was it a gay whale?

It had a blow hole

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

"a la goon" aka what i call the act of self pleasuring my rear end in a top hat

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I don't believe you, op.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I had a poster for Free Willy in my room as a kid for some reason....

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Why do whales hate our freedoms?

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

sending him a 'get whale' card

get whale soon

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Thanks OP

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Maybe he should just lagout

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reply here if "The Blue Lagoon" is still this big deal

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


Did you hear about the sad story of a now Free Willy hanging around the shore, looking for people to hang out with?

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr

redshirt posted:

Did you hear about the sad story of a now Free Willy hanging around the shore, looking for people to shank?

free willy horton

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
and yet when i hang out at the park with my sign on my neck that says 'Free Willy' with a downwards pointing arrow, i'm the creep!

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

haveing a whale of a time

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

wishing i was stuck in a lagoon. insetad im STUCK AT WORK!!!!!!!

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

R.L. Stine posted:

if a sea captain tricked me into a whale watching expedition i would simply explode a hole in the boat. i'd rather die than set eyes on one of those nasty freaks

I hear Billie Eilish is saying this

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