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If you aren't already aware, the Clown nation is planning an uprising to destroy the planet a bit before Halloween in something called the "Great Purge". This may or may not be because we have an Oompa Loompa running for president, but my mime sources won't confirm anything. CLOWN FACTS: 1) Clowns are frightening. 2) Tim Curry is a celebrity clown. 3) Clowns are planning to destroy the earth. 4) Clowns hate tangelos. It messes with their equilibrium. Please post your plans to fight back against/hide from the clown menace.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:44 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:40 |
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also goddamn ice cream men, those fuckers are probably all pedos because who else would drive that loving truck
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:45 |
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 03:49 |
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So how come nobody has figured out where this is all being coordinated? Is it in some defunct product website like Josta Soda Forums?
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:08 |
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Putty posted:If you aren't already aware, the Clown nation is planning an uprising to destroy the planet a bit before Halloween in something called the "Great Purge". This may or may not be because we have an Oompa Loompa running for president, but my mime sources won't confirm anything. I made a thread about this, i told you
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:09 |
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Lime Tonics posted:I made a thread about this, i told you where is it so i can take you and your clown base of operations out of existence did i mention you are a clown
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:48 |
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Putty posted:where is it so i can take you and your clown base of operations out of existence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKKBDFCiIA
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:49 |
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theres a creepy rear end ice cream truck that rolls down my street every week during the summer playing some sort of bizarro ice-cream truck song like its not the song you normally hear. and the van is old and lovely. the whole loving thing is just real creepy. and thats my clown story
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:53 |
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Putty posted:where is it so i can take you and your clown base of operations out of existence https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:54 |
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I've watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space enough times to know all you have to do is punch them in their big red noses to kill them.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsx3nGoKIN8
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 04:57 |
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PromethiumX posted:theres a creepy rear end ice cream truck that rolls down my street every week during the summer playing some sort of bizarro ice-cream truck song um dude there was no clown???
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:07 |
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Corny Cornflake posted:So how come nobody has figured out where this is all being coordinated? Is it in some defunct product website like Josta Soda Forums? It's being coordinated from outer space. That's where the killer klowns come from. Vakal posted:I've watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space enough times to know all you have to do is punch them in their big red noses to kill them. This guy gets it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:09 |
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Only clown I see ... is the OP
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:11 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:40 |
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Crispin Glover tried to warn us about the clowns 27 years ago, but did anyone listen? Noooo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1rTglvW3ZI
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# ? Oct 15, 2016 05:22 |