Different ways to eat food

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bradzilla

*chews taffy like it's gum*

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:24

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:36

nut

chews jelly beans like it�s gum

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:27

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

chews cereal and milk like it's gum

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# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:34

Macnult

sorta recklessly

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:47

Prof. Crocodile

my mouth full of chocolate sauce, i lie down on my back and slowly slide beneath the cow until i can feel its teats tickle my lips...

# ? Aug 23, 2020 02:55

The Voice of Labor

*looks at photos of different dishes and just imagines eating them, tasting them

# ? Aug 23, 2020 04:48

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

lick the food - seductively.

then - bite down hard.

finish it off with a good choke. :smug:

# ? Aug 23, 2020 06:35

old friend

paying gorgeous men to eat the most expensive meals at my favorite restaurants then regurgitate the partially digested mush into my mouth

# ? Aug 23, 2020 11:56

Macnult

folding the pizza like a new yorker but rolling it up first

# ? Aug 23, 2020 17:02

nut

eating the peel

# ? Aug 23, 2020 17:23

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

old friend posted:

paying gorgeous men to eat the most expensive meals at my favorite restaurants then regurgitate the partially digested mush into my mouth

That's how the birds and bees do it, baby.

# ? Aug 23, 2020 17:38

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

sideways burrito

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# ? Aug 23, 2020 20:35

alnilam

watho posted:

sideways burrito

Orienting the pizza's flat top surface towards my open mouth and pushing it in with my finger until the whole slice has buckled and crumpled its way in

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# ? Aug 23, 2020 22:25

vanisher

A cake, in a cup?!

# ? Aug 23, 2020 23:45

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

take some pudding and bit down hard like it's a jawbreaker

# ? Aug 24, 2020 00:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Two words:

Soggy Milk

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 01:07

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Two words:

Soggy Milk

just gotta chew what is still clumping

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 01:14

Prof. Crocodile

when i was in grade school a kid crunched up fruity pebbles really fine and snorted them like cocaine. he was gagging and spitting up rainbow-colored snot while the lunch monitor dragged him to the office.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 01:32

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

does the food have to go in your mouth? can I eat using my ears?

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 01:33

Manifisto

banh mi, liquefied, injected into my lymph nodes

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 01:44

Finger Prince

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:03

Manifisto

Finger Prince posted:

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ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:17

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Manifisto posted:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:18

nut

ahhhhhhh

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:19

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

MmmmmMmMMmm

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:35

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

no more utensils just toothpicks. as many as u want

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:48

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Chewing on an extremely hard piece of jerky jaw screaming in agony as Mona Lisa Overdrive thuds urgently in the liquor store.

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:49

The Voice of Labor

eat food

with a friend

# ? Aug 24, 2020 08:38

bradzilla

Finger Prince posted:

# ? Aug 24, 2020 12:54

bradzilla

dunking oreos in water

# ? Aug 24, 2020 12:57

Into The Mild

Finger Prince posted:

# ? Aug 24, 2020 17:20

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

diagonal burrito

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# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:37

The Voice of Labor

training leaf cutter ants to tear up a margharita pizza

I then use my sticky tongue to lap up both ants and pizza chunks

# ? Aug 24, 2020 20:48

Finger Prince

watho posted:

diagonal burrito

Eating a burrito width-wise

# ? Aug 24, 2020 21:12

bradzilla

eating a taco from the bottom up

# ? Aug 24, 2020 22:00

Khanstant

sometimes i hold jerky in my mouth to see if it will ever reinflate to juicy style using my mouths big wet

# ? Aug 24, 2020 23:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bite a small hole in the bottom of the burrito and suck the soft innards out.

# ? Aug 25, 2020 05:37

Twenty Four

*My friend eating a slice of pizza by hand and laughing at someone using a fork and knife*

*Me hiding in the corner and using a Christmas themed nut cracker to grind it up and then scooping it into my my mouth with an oversized ladle*

E: no no no no lol

# ? Aug 25, 2020 15:02

Manifisto

spinning a person-sized web and waiting for a person to tangle themselves up in it then rush over and steal their burrito and eat it

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 25, 2020 15:27

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Finger Prince

# ? Aug 25, 2020 16:36

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