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*chews taffy like it's gum*
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- nut
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chews jelly beans like it’s gum
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Aug 23, 2020 02:27
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- Macnult
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sorta recklessly
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Aug 23, 2020 02:47
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- Prof. Crocodile
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my mouth full of chocolate sauce, i lie down on my back and slowly slide beneath the cow until i can feel its teats tickle my lips...
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Aug 23, 2020 02:55
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- The Voice of Labor
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*looks at photos of different dishes and just imagines eating them, tasting them
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Aug 23, 2020 04:48
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- Thunder Moose
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lick the food - seductively.
then - bite down hard.
finish it off with a good choke.
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Aug 23, 2020 06:35
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- old friend
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paying gorgeous men to eat the most expensive meals at my favorite restaurants then regurgitate the partially digested mush into my mouth
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Aug 23, 2020 11:56
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- Macnult
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folding the pizza like a new yorker but rolling it up first
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Aug 23, 2020 17:02
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- nut
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eating the peel
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Aug 23, 2020 17:23
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- vanisher
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A cake, in a cup?!
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Aug 23, 2020 23:45
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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take some pudding and bit down hard like it's a jawbreaker
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Aug 24, 2020 00:12
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- Prof. Crocodile
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when i was in grade school a kid crunched up fruity pebbles really fine and snorted them like cocaine. he was gagging and spitting up rainbow-colored snot while the lunch monitor dragged him to the office.
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Aug 24, 2020 01:32
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ahhhhhhh
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Aug 24, 2020 02:19
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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no more utensils just toothpicks. as many as u want
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Aug 24, 2020 02:48
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Chewing on an extremely hard piece of jerky jaw screaming in agony as Mona Lisa Overdrive thuds urgently in the liquor store.
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Aug 24, 2020 03:49
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- The Voice of Labor
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eat food
with a friend
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Aug 24, 2020 08:38
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- bradzilla
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Aug 24, 2020 12:54
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- bradzilla
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dunking oreos in water
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Aug 24, 2020 12:57
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- The Voice of Labor
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training leaf cutter ants to tear up a margharita pizza
I then use my sticky tongue to lap up both ants and pizza chunks
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Aug 24, 2020 20:48
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- Finger Prince
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Eating a burrito width-wise
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Aug 24, 2020 21:12
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- bradzilla
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eating a taco from the bottom up
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Aug 24, 2020 22:00
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- Khanstant
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sometimes i hold jerky in my mouth to see if it will ever reinflate to juicy style using my mouths big wet
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Aug 24, 2020 23:01
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