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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
New Coke was perfectly fine. It was doing great, until the South decided to freak out about it. It still kept doing well in the rest of the US for some time. Yes, it started off as very localized, so unless you think US Southerners have different tastebuds than other people, it was about the raw fact of change in this "American staple" and not about taste. Everything else snowballed out of that reaction. The story got a huge amount of attention, people heard it was bad, taste is pretty subjective, and international sellers got spooked.

Its failure isn't an example of corporate hubris, it's an early example of just how powerful the "Change is un-American!" sentiment can become, and what will happen if fringe yahoos get a platform for their side of an argument that frames things as if both sides are equally valid and deserve the same level of exposure.

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Goddamn the south fuckin sucks

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
The south aggressively ruining things for everyone is an American tradition. Imagine basing your identity on a loving can of soda.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
The south were the only ones brave enough to stand up against Big Coke when they tried to remove coke from the formulation

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

New Coke was perfectly fine. It was doing great, until the South decided to freak out about it. It still kept doing well in the rest of the US for some time. Yes, it started off as very localized, so unless you think US Southerners have different tastebuds than other people, it was about the raw fact of change in this "American staple" and not about taste. Everything else snowballed out of that reaction. The story got a huge amount of attention, people heard it was bad, taste is pretty subjective, and international sellers got spooked.

Its failure isn't an example of corporate hubris, it's an early example of just how powerful the "Change is un-American!" sentiment can become, and what will happen if fringe yahoos get a platform for their side of an argument that frames things as if both sides are equally valid and deserve the same level of exposure.

Coca-Cola is big in the south. Other parts of the country say "pop" or "soda", in the south you ask for a Coke and you mean a Coca-Cola. When they try to pass off Pepsi people get pissed. Of course, New Coke sales sparked interest at first but they later flattened.

And it tasted like rear end.

quote:

"By the end of 1985, Coca-Cola Classic was substantially outselling both New Coke and Pepsi. Six months after the rollout, Coke's sales had increased at more than twice the rate of Pepsi's.

New Coke's sales dwindled to a three percent share of the market, although it was selling quite well in Los Angeles and some other key markets.[17] Later research, however, suggested that it was not the return of Coca-Cola Classic, but instead the nearly unnoticed introduction of Cherry Coke, which appeared almost simultaneously with New Coke, that can be credited with the company's success in 1985.

Mooey Cow posted:

The south were the only ones brave enough to stand up against Big Coke when they tried to remove coke from the formulation

Coca-Cola is headquartered in Atlanta. LOL

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat

CPL593H posted:

The south aggressively ruining things for everyone is an American tradition. Imagine basing your identity on a loving can of soda.

And then imagine basing it on worshiping the literal stupidest man alive and being smarter than every doctor on Earth combined.

Good thing we let bygones be bygones after the War of Southern Treason!

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
I've always wondered...why does coke make both diet coke and coke zero? I mean, aren't they the same thing? A zero calorie product that tastes like coke?
I don't drink soda so I've never tasted any of these drinks so this may be a very dumb question tia

Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Diet coke was an early attempt at diet soda so it had a distinctive taste that some people have grown to like, but not that close to coke. So they have made other attempts at something zero calorie that could pass for coke.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Fools Infinite posted:

Diet coke was an early attempt at diet soda so it had a distinctive taste that some people have grown to like, but not that close to coke. So they have made other attempts at something zero calorie that could pass for coke.

So Diet Coke was basically Diet New Coke?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Automatic Slim posted:

So Diet Coke was basically Diet New Coke?

yeah, but diet coke had boobies, and diet coke didn't

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Automatic Slim posted:

So Diet Coke was basically Diet New Coke?

Diet soda, particularly diet sodas from Coca-Cola, tend to follow the trajectory of:

1) They say "All the taste, no calories!" ...
2) ...but the taste is actually kinda rough...
3) ...though the diet aspect will keep some percentage of customers drinking it...
4) ...until eventually it has its own fans (but not the massive amount of people that the company thinks they can get if they could make a version of their drink that tasted exactly the same but had no calories) so...
5) ...they try making a new diet soda, and go back to step 1.

But as long as the diet brand is selling, they will keep making it. Tab only got discontinued in 2020, despite being objectively awful. Like, it was so awful that Coke used it to help torpedo Crystal Pepsi.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


LanceHunter posted:

Diet soda, particularly diet sodas from Coca-Cola, tend to follow the trajectory of:

1) They say "All the taste, no calories!" ...
2) ...but the taste is actually kinda rough...
3) ...though the diet aspect will keep some percentage of customers drinking it...
4) ...until eventually it has its own fans (but not the massive amount of people that the company thinks they can get if they could make a version of their drink that tasted exactly the same but had no calories) so...
5) ...they try making a new diet soda, and go back to step 1.

But as long as the diet brand is selling, they will keep making it. Tab only got discontinued in 2020, despite being objectively awful. Like, it was so awful that Coke used it to help torpedo Crystal Pepsi.

I still mourn the loss of original coke zero. The new stuff is a pretender to the throne.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Pepsi Max tastes better than all coke variants

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

Pepsi Max tastes better than all coke variants

Well, that's a weird thing to say

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Mar 26, 2011

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nooner posted:

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
There must be an onlyfans person who does coca-cola porn. Like one of those collectors who has coke-themed everything? So they can do a striptease where they take off their coke shirt and coke bra and coke thong, and then a camshow on a bed with coke sheets and coke pillows and a coca-cola vibrator.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Klyith posted:

There must be an onlyfans person who does coca-cola porn. Like one of those collectors who has coke-themed everything? So they can do a striptease where they take off their coke shirt and coke bra and coke thong, and then a camshow on a bed with coke sheets and coke pillows and a coca-cola vibrator.

There is porn for every single niche imaginable no matter how weird or esoteric. But it's impossible to find gay porn where the top is a short guy and the bottom is a tall guy.

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
how bout onlypans and its website that reviews frying pans

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

runnypoops posted:

how bout onlypans and its website that reviews frying pans

Does anyone gently caress the pans?

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
ewww no wtf

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

runnypoops posted:

how bout onlypans and its website that reviews frying pans

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Getting angry at the south for “ruining” new loving coke for its legions of fans in the north is definitely a new one.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Getting angry at the south for “ruining” new loving coke for its legions of fans in the north is definitely a new one.

I don't care about New Coke, I was poking fun at how everything in our culture is dictated by a bunch of reactionary morons in red states screaming about poo poo constantly.

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Feb 11, 2014

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Nap Ghost
you ever had rum and pepsi? it's absolute poo poo.

I had it served warm overseas, and it was horrible. i still drank it, cause of course, but blech


breaking news:

well. ed asner died.

he was probably an onlyfans subscriber, who drank coke

TheWorldsaStage
Sep 10, 2020

CPL593H posted:

There is porn for every single niche imaginable no matter how weird or esoteric. But it's impossible to find gay porn where the top is a short guy and the bottom is a tall guy.

There is actually one singular clip, 80's or 90's. Its out there.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

TheWorldsaStage posted:

There is actually one singular clip, 80's or 90's. Its out there.

Everyone assumes all short guys are bottoms and it has ruined my prospects!

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

CPL593H posted:

There is porn for every single niche imaginable no matter how weird or esoteric. But it's impossible to find gay porn where the top is a short guy and the bottom is a tall guy.
Pornhub has a category (tag?) "short top tall bottom." Some are mislabeled but I don't think you'll mind the research

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Anne Whateley posted:

Pornhub has a category (tag?) "short top tall bottom." Some are mislabeled but I don't think you'll mind the research

My friend who is not me has searched those terms and the search terms always bring up the opposite of that.

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Mar 26, 2011

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