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I'm thinking about seeking out Adam Sandler and making out with Adam Sandler.
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The Modern Leper posted:Funny thing, the podcast "Dead Eyes" handles this in a much more intelligent and successful way. That guy had his tiny role in Band of Brothers cut, reportedly because Tom Hanks thought he had "dead eyes," and he becomes obsessed with the reasoning and what it might have meant for his career to be in the final product Wtf I assumed you made this podcast up. What the hell
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Aug 28, 2022 20:47
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I'm crazy tennis ball head man! Give me some candy!!!
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Aug 28, 2022 21:04
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On further reflection, we shouldn't be surprised that a guy with soulless black eyes became an obsessive stalker who will no doubt try to get close to Sandler by killing one of his acquaintances and making a skin suit out of them.
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Aug 28, 2022 21:09
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Yaldabaoth posted:On further reflection, we shouldn't be surprised that a guy with soulless black eyes became an obsessive stalker who will no doubt try to get close to Sandler by killing one of his acquaintances and making a skin suit out of them. Turn on your monitor etc.
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Aug 28, 2022 21:13
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Everything is stupid now so my take is that this guy said no on purpose in 2012 just so he could spend the next ten years developing a “personality” around being the guy that didn’t have a beer with Adam Sandler and then make a dumb “quirky” movie about it.
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Aug 31, 2022 14:36
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I kinda wanna stalk Alec Baldiwn. Not like actively, I got poo poo to do. But if I see him in the city sometime (it happens) just like stalk him down the street, shouting "Murderer! Murderer! Murderer" and see if I can't goad him into taking a swing at me.
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Aug 31, 2022 14:48
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Everything is stupid now so my take is that this guy said no on purpose in 2012 just so he could spend the next ten years developing a “personality” around being the guy that didn’t have a beer with Adam Sandler and then make a dumb “quirky” movie about it. [Wait until I tell everyone I declined a beer with Adam Sandler.... The David Seth Cohen story.....I could do a docu but it'd be funny like a mocu......... It's brilliant.] in a cartoon thought cloud.
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Aug 31, 2022 14:51
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my 4,029 volume fanfiction where im best friends with billy madison
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Aug 31, 2022 15:07
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Not to spill too much personal info, but lol at this thread popping up because I know about this guy IRL through a few co-workers and have been laughing at his decade+ long attempt to make this movie. His Kickstarter wasn't going to fund until a mysterious "Henry Chow" showed up and donated like $10k in the last couple days. Almost all of the celebrity clips in the movie are hilarious because it's just him running up to them at events and quickly asking them what Sandler should do based on his elevator pitch summary of the story. Even the money shot of Sandler in the movie is another stalking moment where he rushes him as he's getting in a car and fakes remembering him, lol. As a treat, check out a movie he tried to get crowdfunded: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-ballboy-tennis-comedy-movie-funding-campaign https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yA5VQetsSM Almost reached funding, too! $2,763 out of $2,500,000... (Flexible goal, so they pocketed that money regardless) JazzFlight fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Aug 31, 2022 |
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Aug 31, 2022 15:20
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I hope me and Adam Sandler go to hell so I can just laugh and go yes, I enjoy it this is great. Even if I don't. And he'll just be so in pain and I'll be looking.
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Aug 31, 2022 16:09
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JazzFlight posted:Not to spill too much personal info, but lol at this thread popping up because I know about this guy IRL through a few co-workers and have been laughing at his decade+ long attempt to make this movie. billy joel gets away from him as fast as he can "we got billy joel!" if henry chow had just invested that money wisely instead he would have been able to fund the entire tennis based ow my balls movie. red headband guy is actually a little funny i hope he's found better friends
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Sep 3, 2022 10:39
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I look kinda like adam sandler and matthew broderick had a kid and I wouldn't want to have a beer with this dude. I feel like he would look at me with those dead eyes and I would just shudder.
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Sep 3, 2022 10:56
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Pac and Cheese posted:back during the great kickstarter gold rush of 2012 a man saw an opportunity. an opportunity to capitalise on his biggest regret What an rear end in a top hat.
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lol just imagine you're someone rich and famous and at a premier or something and this random dweeb runs up to you and goes "i once turned down a drink with adam sandler 25 years ago, what do you think about that" and not immediately wanting to flee and leave hollywood forever They must be constantly harangued with these random uninteresting and unanswerable questions all the time tbh
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